Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

[Red flag]

this is why gay divorce rates are so low.
I cringed so hard reading this my fucking face fell off.

When he ballwashes faggots in a thread by/for women.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

-Bald. Just kys, for real, you are hedious and if you can't even grow hair you're dysgenic and need to stop taking a shit in the gene pool
- Men who simp for bpd thots with e- girl make-up and an obvious eating disorder, especially when they're fat and ugly themselves. First of all, how much of a shitty person are you that you simp for someone that is nothing but waking red flags and always turns out to be a horrible monster? How immature and stupid are you that you honestly think Hollywood movies written by pedophile Jews are real and if you just show this whore who's way out of your league how "nice" and vaguely funny you are she'll absolutely fall in love with  you? Why are you so unable to recognize that if that type of woman shows any interest in you it's not you finally "making it", it's that she sees you as a mark to use and/or inflict emotional damage on? And I'm not spending my time listening to you whine when she inevitably "betrays" you and leaves your life a ruined mess.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Hates animals, especially cats.
Dudes who hate cats are weird.

It's all about the control over them. The same kind of men (especially hunters) hates foxes, even though a fox is basically a Doggo 2.0, and they love dogs. They don't really give a shit about killed chicken, they just hate intelligent animals that have no boss. That said, anything and anyone with no boss.

 

[The Ugly One]

The same kind of men (especially hunters) hates foxes, even though a fox is basically a Doggo 2.0, and they love dogs.

We also love our chickens not all being dead.

 

[Dysnomia]

Hates animals, especially cats.
Dudes who hate cats are weird.

I have zero respect for animal haters. It says a lot about their level of empathy for anything living that isn't them.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

All the major icks have already been mentioned. Here are some "minor" icks that have made me lose interest in guys:

• stiff posture with tense upward shoulders; forward head ("tech neck")
• stretched weirdly (he looked like a dinosaur in that moment!)
• walks too far ahead of me when we're out on a date
• wears tight pants to the gym (tights pants are for the girls only ok!!)
• makes any mention of medical conditions, especially skin issues
• follows thots on instagram (incl. gym hoes)
• makes a joke at my expense, especially in the early stages of dating
• using the emoji or any of the cat emoji's
• "liking" instagram reels of men complaining about modern dating culture (even if the complaint is valid)
• sends me a boring message with a compliment on my body, and nothing else

 

[Internet Wizard]

You can't have a man and criticize/hate all of mankind too.

Yes she can, these aren't mutually exclusive. #NotAllMen

You have 2x higher chance of winning the lottery (yearly) than getting someone like that (in your entire lifespan).

Society needs more Chads and I'm tired of falling for the propaganda that it doesn't

I'm sorry for shitting on the thread but you're still a severe retard even now after deliberately being told to fuck off repeatedly and I want you to know and internalize that fact

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

/ / / ATTENTION MEN / / /
For your ongoing safety and protection you must choose one trait from the list above to ward off the dreaded femcels.

I doubt that's going to require any additional effort.

...

I don't agree with all of Lidl's list but I'll add a few bunch:

• Thinks it's charming when he's being dickish
• Prompts you to compliment him and literally doesn't care if it's a lie
• Can't take a genuine compliment
• Talks for hours about himself/ his concerns of the day but can't spare a minute to reciprocate
• Is stingy/miserly
• Can't laugh at himself
• Doesn't hear "no"/ "stop"/ "I don't like that"
• Unrequested dick pics
• Is testy/ short-tempered/ pissy
• Controlling
• Passive-aggressive
• Unimaginative
• Stodgy
• Not fun
• Doesn't open doors or know basic civility/ etiquette
• Blackpilled/ negative orientation
• Cheats
• Overdrinks
• Doesn't take care of his kids
• Poor grammar

But you see, it merely says,



It doesn’t say moids are not allowed

• Mistakes tact for lack

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

As a lesbian:

• Bi chicks
• Tranny supporters
• Danger hair or a lot of piercings/tats (one or two is fine)
• Uses the word "queer"
• Posts on social media a lot in general
• Into astrology

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Gets butthurt over jokes
Emotionally volatile
Thinks losing his temper makes him tough
Brags about not wearing condoms
Rude to fast food employees
Angrily denies being gay/intolerant of obvious gay jokes (sussy...)
Calling the waiter and being ignored/not heard

 

[Grub]

This, but I'd also add that guys who always choose to play as female characters in video games are a massive red flag for me.

But I like choosing them in fighting games because jiggle physics. Seems a bit gay to wanna watch a buff half naked dude jumping around instead of a buff, half naked chick with bouncing titties.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Despite working for a while still living with his parents

Oh yeah, a big one for me when I was dating was that I wouldn’t date anyone who lived with roommates. Having a place of your own is obviously a sign of maturity. I mean, I did. Plus who wants to sleep over somewhere and deal with awkward roommate encounters?

You would not believe how triggered it made the man children that I had this requirement.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Ick sounds so childish. Why are women like this?

 

[retard strength II]

Liking anime into adulthood and extremely picky eaters. Directly tracks with emotional maturity IME.

 

[Dawdler]

He is in the back garden playing football with our children currently.

I'm just saying. They exist. You can find them. Play to win.

Glad to hear you found one you like.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

How could I forget:

- whines about feminists, "feminazis", or "TERFs"

This might be more of a boomer/GenX one - some older guys respond to any mention of any gay anything with "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, HUR HUR HUR HUR." Like dude I am your coworker, the fact that the calendar says "June" and Google put the rainbows up doesn't mean you need to tell everyone in the office that two chicks kissing makes your peepee hard, what say I get back to work and you kys.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Thought of a few more icks:

• weird gait patterns, like when guys shuffle/don't pick up their feet enough from the ground, tippy-toe walking, duck-walking, toes facing in, feet stance too narrow, etc. it signals retardation
• prolonged eye contact
• monopolizing the conversation
• when they feel the need to do things loudly, e.g. guys at the gym who throw their wrist wraps and belt off instead of calmly placing them down, it's very attention whorish
• when you're both leaning in for the kiss, and he makes THIS FUCKING FACE:

makes my vagene clamp shut

 

[Lidl Drip]

I thought of another one too: bad table manners. If he speaks with his mouth full, smacks his lips, can't use a knife and fork properly and basically would embarrass you at any family function or fancy restaurant, that's a major ick.

 

[Apochrypha]

Picky eaters seriously piss me off. If you're a grown man and you can't eat a brussel sprout, go shit yourself. I will not be remaking an entire meal just so you have an excuse to be a child. You either eat fruits and vegetables in this house or you go hungry. It's not my fault your weak Mother never told you to eat real food and acquiesced to your bland pallette.

So glad I have to self respect not to involve myself with someone like that.

 

[AMERICA]

Picky eaters, especially guys that avoid vegetables like the plague and eat only things like french fries, pizza, chicken tenders, and hot pockets.

Also guys that are too pushy or disrespect boundaries, this one is an automatic no-go.