Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

• Fake racist

Could you elaborate

 

[Null]

does A&H have a subscription for new threads in this board or something

 

[Squawking Macaw]

IRL littering and destructive behavior, like breaking a branch off a tree and proceeding to break it further for niggerlicious entertainment.

I see this shit all the time in nature trails, younger men pluck branches and leaves off trees whenever they pass near them, to the point where some smaller trees closest to the trails barely have any leaves left. This is spiritual niggery as far as I'm concerned.

Thread tax that hasn't been mentioned yet: can't stand silence.

I've met men who wage war against silence (women do it too but it's mostly men). They must have a TV, radio or some other device constantly playing something 24/7, and get upset when I ask them to turn it down, never mind turn it off. Silence is golden, if I wanted to hear the news every waking moment then I'd work at a news agency.

 

[thyme]

my ick =

dont wash booty afet poopin

stick the finger in the booty and smells after pooping

stick the finger in the booty then smells then takes a tiny bite after pooping

stock the finger in the booty then smells then take a tiny bite and then dont even offer a bite

I know youre deliberately acting retarded but back in school days I had a boyfriend who told me in a hushed voice that his best friend admitted he doesnt wash his ass because its gay

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Pig ignorance

I don't know anything about pigs except that they're delicious.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What? Imagine two people like that dating each other, come on now.

Angry bitch + devoted golden retriever man is the OTP.

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What? Doug Heffernan was a huge conniving manipulative asshole to his wife. He's the last sitcom husband I think of when I hear "golden retriever man."

 

[Lidl Drip]

does A&H have a subscription for new threads in this board or something

They literally refresh it all day long in case a new thread pops up that they aren't banned from yet.

 

[Inside your walls]

Could you elaborate

Basically it's a dude who describes himself as "le based racist" and absolutely loves saying your typical /pol/ reject rhetoric such as "LOL TND!! LOL FUCK NIGGERS!!" but we all know he wouldn't do shit. The reality is that he'd be the type of person that crosses to the other side of the street the moment he's sees a black person waddling around and minding their own business. Of course he will justify his cowardice by coping "LOL AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX".

He loves to gloat how he's racially superior and above the savage browns, but if he was given the opportunity to act like a complete nog while keeping the skin that looks white but isn't due to his own mystery meat genetics, he'd accept that offer instantly. He knows that he's a complete hypocrite which is why many so-called "based racist conservative Christians" like him love to roll the red carpet for the mullatos and muzzies that are public nuisances and treat women like shit because it allows them live the chimp life vicariously through them despite these groups of men being the complete antithesis to their whole alleged identity.

 

[w.a.m.s.]

• Leaves his shopping basket wherever, instead of returning it to its stack.
• At restaurants and cafes: leaves dishes on the table rather than helping carry them to their designated place (where it is not customary for waitstaff/bussers to come to you and take the dishes).
• "The service worker will do it for me"/"the government will take care of it" type mentality. Disclaiming responsibility in general, especially for small tasks.
• "Decorations" of sexualized women (ecchi stickers or lockscreen, headless sculptures of female silhouettes, any kind of ahegao or porn item regardless of how ~ironic~ he says it is)
• Drives recklessly/angrily. Races or shouts every drive, or shares elaborate revenge fantasies after parked.
• When I think about it: Any elaborate revenge fantasy is an ick, and a red flag. I don't mean "TTD" or "the only cure for a pedophile is a bullet"; those are simple and hinged. I mean when a man goes on a long, descriptive rant about the exact methods he thinks should be used to torture someone who did something irredeemably evil. It sounds like he's indulging sadistic urges, and slapped on "rapists" or "animal abusers" as the target in hopes that people focus on how it's moral to want those guys dead (and ignore how he just told another human being about how he wants to spoon a guy's eye out and fill the socket with chili paste). Don't care if it's genuine or fake edgy; want it far away from me.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I think you guys are over-analyzing the dislikes cats or dislikes dogs trait.

I love all animals. So I get a little sad when people don’t share my interest, but the story is almost always the same.

My mom hates dogs ever since one knocked her off her bike as a kid. My aunt hates cats because she picked up a cat one time also as a kid, and it scratched her face. Still has the scar to this day.

Same goes for people with snakes, spiders, even frogs. Just holding a frog and having it leap into your face is a jumpscare, literally. Ba dmm tss

But if they have no good reason for hating our four-legged friends then yeah, they’re probably just too irresponsible for a pet.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

- skinny

Please note that "Fat" is absent from this list

Tisk tisk.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Basically it's a dude who describes himself as "le based racist" and absolutely loves saying your typical /pol/ reject rhetoric such as "LOL TND!! LOL FUCK NIGGERS!!" but we all know he wouldn't do shit. The reality is that he'd be the type of person that crosses to the other side of the street the moment he's sees a black person waddling around and minding their own business. Of course he will justify his cowardice by coping "LOL AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX".

He loves to gloat how he's racially superior and above the savage browns, but if he was given the opportunity to act like a complete nog while keeping the skin that looks white but isn't due to his own mystery meat genetics, he'd accept that offer instantly. He knows that he's a complete hypocrite which is why many so-called "based racist conservative Christians" like him love to roll the red carpet for the mullatos and muzzies that are public nuisances and treat women like shit because it allows them live the chimp life vicariously through them despite these groups of men being the complete antithesis to their whole alleged identity.

Oh okay that makes sense in my mind I was imaging a really progressive guy pretending to be a nazi to get poon. Tbh I wish that was it it's a really funny mental image.

 

[Sienna Fuegonasus]

• Bad hygiene, including dirty/stinky clothes, bad skin, greasy hair, long nails, etc.
• Extreme vanity
• Being super into social media
• Is chronically lazy and lacks initiative
• Pornsick (or at the least lacks shame about watching porn)
• Uses virtue signaling terminology in conversation (e.g., the term 'cis', calls prostitutes 'sex workers')
• Incompetent at simple outdoor things like chopping wood, clearing out gutters, digging out a garden bed
• Low IQ
• Inability to take an L
• Unhealthy and refusing to recognise it/take steps to remedy it

 

[Dawdler]

I actually agree

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Are genital warts an ick? Asking for a friend.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

"And the ticket control in the train looked at me unfriendly and asked me, if I even have a ticket, they thought I am a homeless, hahaha lololol"

- Man, you've left your flat with running heated water a hour ago, and you live in a city, so you can visit a barber and buy clothes, cos you are a programmer and make money and looking greasy ain't gonna impress a girl.
I once ended up literally covered in dirt after an outdoor mishap, and all the conductor did, was to kindly ask me to stay by the door and not sit anywhere please, just in case, ok? If I got mistaken for a Methany, I'd be seriously concerned (like most of normal women).

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Icks in no particular order:
> not white (nasty)
> political junkie
> can't drive, even worse if he's one of the fuckcars bike cucks
> no hobbies and/or gets jealous of my hobbies (horseriding)
> hates cats (big red flag)
> not being able to take care of himself (eg keep clean, keep his area tidy, cook edible stuff, do laundry etc), even worse if he's proud of that
> listening to p*dcasts and watching youtubers, consoomer mindset

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

- Breathes

Edit:

- non-white

Is this site infested with pajeet brigade yet? I don't check A&N so idk.

'tall, dark and handsome' was always the maxim I remember hearing. Women tend to prefer dark features in men: hair, eyes, skin, etc. for some reason.

Being black makes it look bigger

-fucking bitches and whines in "gorl tawk" forum
-insecure about his body (get in the fuckin gym)
-clean-shaven
-loses an erection due to drink (I will never mention it but I will always remember)
-disagrees with me especially about politics (shut up and look pretty)

I apologize

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

That guy @NOT Sword Fighter Super.
He’s a real creep.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

fucking simps, stop fucking simping for these gross ass fat bitches that have a room full of hundreds of unwashed black dildos, women aren't worth your time, find any reason not to interact with those useless wastes of food and energy

we whites will literally be extinct in a decade so we don't even need their wombs anymore, be free and never forget what they did to us. They can enjoy the pleasures of jamal and tyrone all they like

Why are you guys like this