Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

[The Crescent King]

Uses porn terms to refer to women, body parts or sexual acts; terms like MILF, barely legal, creampie, deepthroat, pussy, etc.

Has obvious porn-induced fetishes - wants to do anal, bondage, ejaculate on a woman's face, choking, wants to record sexual acts, asks for nudes, etc.

 

[Kiwisee]

Let’s see, even though I’ve been married for 15 years, I’ll compile an ick list:

1. Anger issues. If he screams while gaming or punches holes in walls, breaks objects in fits of anger. You’re not a toddler anymore, act your age!
2. Prioritizes hobbies over spending time with loved ones. If he sees this as being told to “give up on hobbies”, he has zero emotional intelligence and you’d be better off single.
3. Watches nothing but anime, won’t give other mediums a chance. Especially if he’s over 20 years old.
4. Watches porn, and gets defensive about it when confronted.
5. Smokes pot on the regular.
6. Politispergs in real life.
7. Does not regularly shower or bathe himself and treats it like a chore.
8. Resentment towards parents who weren’t abusive.

And finally…

9. Is a self proclaimed “incel” who bitches about how lonely and depressed they are without putting in any effort to improve themselves. He will never be grateful for anything you do for him, and will instead drag you down with him.

 

[normalhumanperson]

Mewing. I don’t know why some men think it makes them look hot, it just looks off-putting to me.

I’ll also include Men who put no effort towards hygiene or maintaining a clean living space. This also applies to having a dirty, crumb covered car or desk.

 

[themanwhowalks]

breaking a branch off a tree and proceeding to break it further for niggerlicious entertainment.

 

[high and tired]

Here’s a few of mine, though they’re more annoyances instead than red flags:

- when a guy is ugly while wearing sunglasses, it doesn’t matter whether he’s wearing aviators, narrow lens, whatever the fuck, if a dude is uggo while wearing a pair, he’s fucked
- being physically weak and frail
- the pedophile mustache which for some ungodly reason was brought back into “fashion” for young males
- doesn’t stop talking, regardless of the subject being yammered on and on is interesting or amusing to me
- always wears sandals during the summer months, stuff those hairy piggies away and put on some closed toe shoes
- wearing shorts if they don’t have nice legs

 

[ruckingfetard]

I'm a lesbian so this applies to ladies:

-fujoshi
-calls pets 'fur babies'
-hates children
-disney adult
-sucks up to gay men and troons
-smokes weed
-those hideous fake nails and lashes
-uses tiktok

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

I'm a lesbian so this applies to ladies:


-calls pets 'fur babies'

Are doggo and pupper also off the menu

 

[Chromeo]

Are doggo and pupper also off the menu

Doggo and pepper belong in hell, hope this helps

 

[ruckingfetard]

Are doggo and pupper also off the menu

Thanks for reminding me to add
-redditor
to the list

 

[Larry Poster]

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Feet niggers need to die

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Oh no, the Salon is getting Culturally Enriched!

 

[Skylavijas]

I'm a lesbian so this applies to ladies:

-fujoshi
-calls pets 'fur babies'
-hates children
-disney adult
-sucks up to gay men and troons
-smokes weed
-those hideous fake nails and lashes
-uses tiktok

Why did Fiona from Shrek come to my mind from this description?

 

[Arbiter]

• Long nails, especially if they are dirty. Any amount of free edge gives me the ick.
• Hairiness, especially hairy chest
• Sun damaged skin and makes no effort to prevent further damage
• Is or was a brony at any point in time
• Hates birds

 

[Birds Need Bees]

Last man I dated turned out to be a pedophile. So I guess that one.

 

[The Crescent King]

Last man I dated turned out to be a pedophile. So I guess that one.

How did you find out?

 

[Natalya Arlovskaya]

Bisexual men, 9 times out of 10 they're either cheaters or want to feel included in something because labels make them feel important.

Goes for both genders, but I hate when they make you play a guessing game to figure out when they're upset with you instead of talking it out like normal people.

 

[Birds Need Bees]

How did you find out?

Very long story and of much complexity, but basically one of his old friends reached out to me and detailed how, before he had met me, he was in an abusive living situation and coped with it by basically grooming kids on Discord into being very intimate with him. He had at least a couple of other people. I of course dismissed it as a former friend just wanting to sabotage him but more evidence was revealed to me. I confronted him about it and instead of denying it he launched into this great story of how he was young and they had apparently forgiven him so it was okay.

Even after that I stayed for a week longer while wondering what the hell I was going to do. Then I walk in on him watching furry fetish porn; had no idea before that he was into this sort of thing. That was it for us. Even without the previous things, I don't date men who hide porno addiction from me.

Bisexual men, 9 times out of 10 they're either cheaters or want to feel included in something because labels make them feel important.

Bisexual men are worse than fag men in my experience. At least fag men are honest about how much they hate women. Bisexual men are just fag men trying to hide it.

 

[female fantasies]

It can be an ick or endearing depending on the context, but when a man is way too eager to share what he knows about feminine interests (makeup, hobbies, how women think) that he's learnt from women he's been involved with.

ETA: I suppose any covert brag about other women. It isn't chivalrous. They don't like it the other way around (women are certainly equally guilty of it.)

 

[Kalsarikännit]

How many men bitch and moan about how they can't find a woman, then the second a woman shares their interests or values they sperg out going NO THAT MUST NOT BE A WOMAN WOMEN JUST DO WHAT THEY'RE TOLD BY SOCIETY WOMEN CAN'T HAVE INTERESTS OR HOBBIES LIKE MEN!! WOMEN CAN'T DO THAT!!

Trying to get out there as a right wing woman is having me run into so many of these guys and I'm ready to actually kill someone

Do they think you’re trans or that you just aren’t cosmically allowed to do such and such thing somehow? Seems odd.

 

[cis mans burden]

ill just list some stuff that is personal for me, as there's always very broad red flags. this is just shit that ensures i will never, ever date you, even if by some god given miracle you were a good person.

• "feminist male"
• any facial hair (men who hide their weak baby chin)
• soy enjoyers of any kind
• blacks
• bisexuals
• crossdressers or any suspicious feminine behavior (troonery is not tolerated)
• anti-cat
• anti-children
• hates my extremely edgy jokes
• demands 100% of my time always (im busy faggot)

There's other shit probably but idk this is what immediately sends disgust into my soul.