Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[fake farts]

Finally, after all these years, I get that South Park joke from the first Halloween episode. If you don't know/remember what I'm referring to, now's as good a time as any to treat yourself to that classic. But just in case anyone's not interested; Mr Garrison said he was going to teach the class about a famous "horror writer" for their Halloween lesson.

She was also a punchline in a Pinky and The Brain segment of Animaniacs. Brain comments that the novel of hers he's reading is "much funnier than The Stud". A real book of hers, by the way.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

here's a bunch of men who killed people because they were watching porn while driving

Don't fap and drive.

 

[Freya]

Nykysnottrans is actually a Gen X gay/bisexual man. He's been extremely sensitive ever since he joined this site in 2018, he's had me blocked (along with a third of other regular ContraPoints thread posters) since 2019 for disagreeing with him once on the Contra thread about something minor (on another occasion he once accused me of stalking him for negrating a single post on his profile). He's a very paranoid Cluster A mess, everything is a personal attack and conspiracy to him. Amongst the posters on that thread it was kind of unspoken knowledge that his posts were a mix of genuine info and absolutely baseless insane rambling, but he was always entertaining and pretty much kept the Contra thread afloat singlehandedly. It was only a matter of time before his belligerent attitude and complete lack of ability to communicate got him banned however.

Around the same time he was "locked out" of his account here he also managed to get himself locked out of his Saidit account like the tech illiterate boomer he is.

he posted a lot of quality information. I miss him

 

[Red flag]

Just stumbled upon a new thread about the most pathetic man in existence and I feel like he is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with men.

FFS he hired a prostitute, only for her to show up a second time, not fuck him, clear out his pantry, shit all over his floors and leave.

 

[Lidl Drip]

he posted a lot of quality information. I miss him

Hope it helps to know that he's actually schizophrenic and the "quality information" was probably 90% wrong going by the walls of texts he writes about me every day now trying to psychoanalyze my shitposts on here because I wrote a single post about him saying he thought he was shadowbanned from here which he himself claimed he was lol.

Moidrage is unreal, they are the pettiest creatures on earth and ofc they also project that onto women like they do everything else. In my experience women are very forgiving and give people way too may second chances, even undeserved. But a moid will hold a grudge until he dies.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

FFS he hired a prostitute, only for her to show up a second time, not fuck him, clear out his pantry, shit all over his floors and leave.

lmfao you go girl

here's a bunch of men who killed people because they were watching porn while driving

I wouldn't believe this, but after being active in this thread, I'm not surprised.

 

[Stan]

why do men feel the need to post the ugliest pics of themselves possible on tinder?

They want to show you how desperately in need of cleaning their bathrooms are.

 

[Catloaf]

Just avoid dating sites altogether to be honest. Trashiest of people are on there.

 

[FarmVille]

Just stumbled upon a new thread about the most pathetic man in existence and I feel like he is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with men.

FFS he hired a prostitute, only for her to show up a second time, not fuck him, clear out his pantry, shit all over his floors and leave.


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That thread is gull of KF men saying he’s not that bad looking, not a schizo, and claiming they feel some sympathy for incels.

Which is both not surprising and slightly thunk provoking.

They want to show you how desperately in need of cleaning their bathrooms are.

I used to have an Instagram account dedicated to men who post pics on dating apps with urinals in the background but there were so many I gave up

 

[Lidl Drip]

That thread is gull of KF men saying he’s not that bad looking

WTF? He is hideous even for a scrote. Bald men need to realize their life is not worth living.

 

[FarmVille]

Moids will spend on their money on whores and only fans subscriptions before getting hair plugs

 

[Stan]

Why are men’s rights memes so butt ugly? @Snorebert the Whiner keeps posting this one cause he’s butthurt and or obsessed with me.

The fucking men aren’t just colorblind. They’re immune to humor and incapable of clipping in a woman without adding shitloads of white space. And they are super sensitive about their ugly dicks.

What else is wrong with this picture? Plz discuss

 

[Lidl Drip]

Why are men’s rights memes so butt ugly? @Snorebert the Whiner keeps posting this one cause he’s butthurt and or obsessed with me.

The fucking men aren’t just colorblind. They’re immune to humor and incapable of clipping in a woman without adding shitloads of white space. And they are super sensitive about their ugly dicks.

What else is wrong with this picture? Plz discuss

Like they aren't going around insulting you for your appearance all day, lol. Men are really insecure about their dicks cause they watch so much porn. Its hilarious cause they do it to themselves.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Why are men’s rights memes so butt ugly? @Snorebert the Whiner keeps posting this one cause he’s butthurt and or obsessed with me.

The fucking men aren’t just colorblind. They’re immune to humor and incapable of clipping in a woman without adding shitloads of white space. And they are super sensitive about their ugly dicks.

What else is wrong with this picture? Plz discuss

Yeah it’s just like those deranged redpill “This is Why MODERN WESTERN Women are the True Pedophiles “ videos you see on YouTube and it’s always just an ugly red background, a stock image of an attractive woman (because men hate women but still need some jerk off fuel for their hate fantasies, and some fat fuck with a straggly beard making a thinking face for the thumbnail. They’re so unoriginal

 

[Stan]

Like they aren't going around insulting you for your appearance all day, lol. Men are really insecure about their dicks cause they watch so much porn. Its hilarious cause they do it to themselves.

The first thing they always reach for is this extremely bland photo of me standing in front of a wooden door. They occasionally try to make a half assed shoop w it.

Tbh the hypocrisy smarts. Like they aren’t a bit overweight? Like they’re such goddamn lookers?! No, but I’m the villain for making light of their mongly dicks. They started this slap fight and it is so tempting not to try and defend myself, even tho I know I am feeding the trolls

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

The first thing they always reach for is this extremely bland photo of me standing in front of a wooden door. They occasionally try to make a half assed shoop w it.

Tbh the hypocrisy smarts. Like they aren’t a bit overweight? Like they’re such goddamn lookers?! No, but I’m the villain for making light of their mongly dicks. They started this slap fight and it is so tempting not to try and defend myself, even tho I know I am feeding the trolls

If you need help defending yourself I’ll back you up

 

[Stan]

If you need help defending yourself I’ll back you up

I'd like that but the better option is for me to take a break from Thunderdome. And I'd hate to impose upon anyone.

 

[Lidl Drip]

They started this slap fight and it is so tempting not to try and defend myself, even tho I know I am feeding the trolls

Only slapfight if you are having fun doing it. If you stop having fun, take a step back. If you get genuinely angry or hurt then you should disengage because it's not worth it. You can't "win" because scrotes will literally make the weakest arguments ever, get totally btfo and declare themselves winners anyways. Only slapfight for your own entertainment, otherwise just ignore them since they live off our attention and will die like a weed if women just completely ignore their existence.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

International men's day is also designated shitting day

 

[Stan]

Only slapfight if you are having fun doing it. If you stop having fun, take a step back. If you get genuinely angry or hurt then you should disengage because it's not worth it. You can't "win" because scrotes will literally make the weakest arguments ever, get totally btfo and declare themselves winners anyways. Only slapfight for your own entertainment, otherwise just ignore them since they live off our attention and will die like a weed if women just completely ignore their existence.

Yeah that's what gets to me. I get a bit afraid when they declare "henceforth she shall be Miss Piggy" or "lmao your one-note insults about my dick fall flat" cause I worry that everyone agrees w them. And there's enough haploids on this forum that it seems realistic.

International men's day is also designated shitting day

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lmfao