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no thank you. men who code are smelly and gross (except for dear feeder of course)
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this is why the "male loneliness epidemic" is happening. they do it to themselves, i swear men don't even like women
https://twitter.com/sk1tguru/status/1708897294207082668
https://twitter.com/sk1tguru/status/1708897294207082668
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Re; men not working in the mines because it would give them a sense of pride
I think a misplaced sense of pride is part of a lot of men's problems. What do they have to be proud of? Their porn collection? How many anime figurines they have? How long they can jerk it for? Reddit karma? At least down in the mines they'd be contributing something tangible and have a way to get out their physical aggression.
Men need a firm hand and set schedule so they feel comfortable and don't have to think too hard. Kind of like dogs. I vote we use aversive training methods on men though.
I think a misplaced sense of pride is part of a lot of men's problems. What do they have to be proud of? Their porn collection? How many anime figurines they have? How long they can jerk it for? Reddit karma? At least down in the mines they'd be contributing something tangible and have a way to get out their physical aggression.
Men need a firm hand and set schedule so they feel comfortable and don't have to think too hard. Kind of like dogs. I vote we use aversive training methods on men though.
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Make a secret police with HR ladies who kick in their doors at 4am to put a bag over their head and and drag them to an office meeting room covered in motivational posters, then force them fill out a multiple choice Workplace Safety and Sensitivity questionnaire and talk to them about boba tea.
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@Dyn no I mean like prong collars and citronella sprays.
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i have a mission to pursue justice on a matter related to this; i am a 3rd party, but if anyone with military connections wants to message me for details, please do.
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That won't work, we'll get off on that.
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As if the Collins sub fiasco was not enough, another more sinister scandal erupted on 6 July with the screening on the Nine Network of a videotape of an initiation ceremony on board submarine HMAS Onslow. The public would be forgiven for concluding some of Her Majesty's Australian submariners are a real dirty little bunch of buggers when it comes to such things.
The incident was part of an equatorial crossing celebration in 1995 when the entire crew came topside to participate. Those who had previously "crossed the line" wore masks to conceal their identities.
Traditionally in the RAN they are called Neptune's bears.
Traditionally too, Neptune is played by the commanding officer, although it has not been revealed if this was the case on Onslow. The initiates were stripped naked and spread-eagled on the deck to be tortured. This took several forms.They were verbally abused and walked on by crewmates, and beaten with objects, particularly on the back and buttocks.
A uniquely Australian act known as "sump the rump" also took place and this was performed by a heavily tattooed individual who had a swab on a stick and daubed a blistering concoction on the victim's genitalia and anus. (Subsequently claimed to have been chocolate sauce). Another man could be seen to poke one victim's nether region with a long stick to provoke a violent reaction.
Those accomplices holding the victim's legs then gave them a good wriggle to make sure the mixture had a good skin contact. Eventually the humiliated individual was flung overboard and left there treading the deep until deemed appropriate to reboard.
All this took place under the approving eyes of ship's officers on lookout duty in the conning tower. The assaults are excused by these upper ranks as a "hardening up" process and the victims are expected to "take it like men." Of course agreeing to be sexually assaulted by an alpha-male is not in the fine print when navy recruits sign up, and so some young men have objected, to their cost. One of the whistle-blowers who supplied the video became ostracised after first complaining, and subsequently became the victim of significant "administrative errors" to the extent he ultimately received a letter of apology from the navy, but service-life had become impossible and he resigned last year.
These events took place well after the concerted attempts to stamp out "bastardisation" practices began at the Defence Academy in Canberra.
The reaction of Bruce Scott, Minister assisting the Defence Minister and speaking for the government was one of outrage. He said the spectacle had made him "sick to the stomach." He said he had told the navy to get a report on his desk without delay.
Similarly the Minister for Defence John Moore signalled that disciplinary measures might eventuate.
Like sentiment was expressed by the Labor opposition which called for criminal prosecutions. An internal naval inquiry was initiated immediately.
Talkback radio throughout Australia on 7 July provided a wealth of further information on the submariners' sporting activities, and various callers revealed it was not an isolated incident as the navy had tried to present.
In Perth many of the callers to 6PR were ex-RN and ex-RAN persons, and while some supported the activities, most were appalled.
One caller alleged that a standard form of initiation amongst the ranks at HMAS Flinders depot in the past has been an anal assault with a beer bottle, and he had been aware of an attempted suicide by one victim who had complained, then been victimised by officers.
Another caller alleged that in the past at the old HMAS Leeuwin barracks in WA, young recruits had been the victims of sexual predation by long-serving non-commissioned officers.
Another said he had served on a RAN ship where a young victim had escaped his tormenters and after a search of the ship had been discovered curled up in a fetal position in an air-conditioning duct.
Putrid food and chilli pepper concoctions specifically intended to burn sensitive young skins were mentioned by another caller as a fairly standard RAN torture at crossing-the-line ceremonies, as was the throwing of these men overboard from a stationary ship.
One woman caller who described herself as an 80-year-old wowser said the whistle-blower would have done better to destroy the tape and forget the matter, because these were the sorts of things all servicemen did. On 8 July the Nine network undermined the navy argument that the incident was isolated by running similar historical footage taken on two other ships, HMAS Parramatta and HMAS Swan.
These did not appear to involve sexual assaults but the latter ship gained notoriety for a case involving sexual harassment and rape of a female crew member (a doctor) in the early 1990s.
A former male navy doctor who described himself as a "scab lifter" wrote to The Australian in July criticising the young sailor for his intolerance.
He said his main regret about this sort of business was his being overlooked for treatment by Neptune's bears.
The incident was part of an equatorial crossing celebration in 1995 when the entire crew came topside to participate. Those who had previously "crossed the line" wore masks to conceal their identities.
Traditionally in the RAN they are called Neptune's bears.
Traditionally too, Neptune is played by the commanding officer, although it has not been revealed if this was the case on Onslow. The initiates were stripped naked and spread-eagled on the deck to be tortured. This took several forms.They were verbally abused and walked on by crewmates, and beaten with objects, particularly on the back and buttocks.
A uniquely Australian act known as "sump the rump" also took place and this was performed by a heavily tattooed individual who had a swab on a stick and daubed a blistering concoction on the victim's genitalia and anus. (Subsequently claimed to have been chocolate sauce). Another man could be seen to poke one victim's nether region with a long stick to provoke a violent reaction.
Those accomplices holding the victim's legs then gave them a good wriggle to make sure the mixture had a good skin contact. Eventually the humiliated individual was flung overboard and left there treading the deep until deemed appropriate to reboard.
All this took place under the approving eyes of ship's officers on lookout duty in the conning tower. The assaults are excused by these upper ranks as a "hardening up" process and the victims are expected to "take it like men." Of course agreeing to be sexually assaulted by an alpha-male is not in the fine print when navy recruits sign up, and so some young men have objected, to their cost. One of the whistle-blowers who supplied the video became ostracised after first complaining, and subsequently became the victim of significant "administrative errors" to the extent he ultimately received a letter of apology from the navy, but service-life had become impossible and he resigned last year.
These events took place well after the concerted attempts to stamp out "bastardisation" practices began at the Defence Academy in Canberra.
The reaction of Bruce Scott, Minister assisting the Defence Minister and speaking for the government was one of outrage. He said the spectacle had made him "sick to the stomach." He said he had told the navy to get a report on his desk without delay.
Similarly the Minister for Defence John Moore signalled that disciplinary measures might eventuate.
Like sentiment was expressed by the Labor opposition which called for criminal prosecutions. An internal naval inquiry was initiated immediately.
Talkback radio throughout Australia on 7 July provided a wealth of further information on the submariners' sporting activities, and various callers revealed it was not an isolated incident as the navy had tried to present.
In Perth many of the callers to 6PR were ex-RN and ex-RAN persons, and while some supported the activities, most were appalled.
One caller alleged that a standard form of initiation amongst the ranks at HMAS Flinders depot in the past has been an anal assault with a beer bottle, and he had been aware of an attempted suicide by one victim who had complained, then been victimised by officers.
Another caller alleged that in the past at the old HMAS Leeuwin barracks in WA, young recruits had been the victims of sexual predation by long-serving non-commissioned officers.
Another said he had served on a RAN ship where a young victim had escaped his tormenters and after a search of the ship had been discovered curled up in a fetal position in an air-conditioning duct.
Putrid food and chilli pepper concoctions specifically intended to burn sensitive young skins were mentioned by another caller as a fairly standard RAN torture at crossing-the-line ceremonies, as was the throwing of these men overboard from a stationary ship.
One woman caller who described herself as an 80-year-old wowser said the whistle-blower would have done better to destroy the tape and forget the matter, because these were the sorts of things all servicemen did. On 8 July the Nine network undermined the navy argument that the incident was isolated by running similar historical footage taken on two other ships, HMAS Parramatta and HMAS Swan.
These did not appear to involve sexual assaults but the latter ship gained notoriety for a case involving sexual harassment and rape of a female crew member (a doctor) in the early 1990s.
A former male navy doctor who described himself as a "scab lifter" wrote to The Australian in July criticising the young sailor for his intolerance.
He said his main regret about this sort of business was his being overlooked for treatment by Neptune's bears.
Well that sure crosses a line alright, this is the gayest shit I've read in my life.
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maybe the 90's evangelical pastors were right about goids.
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men will say this shit then insist that women hate women more than man ever could... classic projection. these niggers don't know anything about love.
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What's wrong with boba tea?!
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WOW, Male friendship is so much more deep and meaningful compared to fake female friendships!
women just gossip behind their friends backs... meanwhile men blow out their friends backs
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there are fewer american men fit for military service, and there are more american women filling those roles as a result. men, especially those of a military mindset, use sexual assault and rape as a means of dominating and terrorizing the women with whom they serve, because they resent having to serve with women at all.
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boba tea is overrated. it's good but it's not great. boba mochi is awesome though
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the "male loneliness epidemic" and "women aren't good at being friends with each other" ideas both feel like they directly contradict each other.
men, almost always the bitter incel types, claim that women don't know what true loneliness is. according to them, women will always have someone there to listen to her problems and feel bad for her, meanwhile men don't experience this at all because hurr society doesnt care about men. women have a community to fall back on, men are on their own.
and then, at the same time, they claim that women are terrible friends and don't actually like eachother and we're all catty fake bitches. meanwhile the men are epic bros who can get along with every man on earth and are all drama free and chill.
if it really is the case that women are always at each other's throats, and that men are naturally friendly with each other...wouldn't it make more sense to say that women are lonelier than men? and wouldn't it make sense to say that since men have such stable and solid frienships, they are less likely to feel lonely and isolated compared to women? the ones who have no "real" friends?
but we all know that incels don't actually care about friendship. they just want to have sex.
men, almost always the bitter incel types, claim that women don't know what true loneliness is. according to them, women will always have someone there to listen to her problems and feel bad for her, meanwhile men don't experience this at all because hurr society doesnt care about men. women have a community to fall back on, men are on their own.
and then, at the same time, they claim that women are terrible friends and don't actually like eachother and we're all catty fake bitches. meanwhile the men are epic bros who can get along with every man on earth and are all drama free and chill.
if it really is the case that women are always at each other's throats, and that men are naturally friendly with each other...wouldn't it make more sense to say that women are lonelier than men? and wouldn't it make sense to say that since men have such stable and solid frienships, they are less likely to feel lonely and isolated compared to women? the ones who have no "real" friends?
but we all know that incels don't actually care about friendship. they just want to have sex.
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does your analysis account for loss of opportunity by hiring managers assuming you *might* get pregnant and therefore hiring someone else, and you as a woman needing to take a shittier job? i think it fits in with your age correlation, but i didn't see it spelled out.
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Hazing the trade apprentices was even worse, they cracked down on that because somebody died after he got crucified and set on fire as a harmless initiation prank. Men who pretend to be resentful that women are in the workforce now are either lying or stupid, we're secretly all glad you're there not letting us do retarded shit like that to each other anymore.
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TMI:
No, this is 100% true. I used to have shitty mental health when I was younger and cut myself on the regular, then sometimes I'd post pictures of my wounds on self mutilation subreddits. I don't know why I did that, I guess it was an attention thing. Anyways, It wasn't uncommon at all for redditor moids to send DMs or comment crap like "You have beautiful scars" or "Pretty legs/arms". It's disgusting and I now have to live with the fact that 16-year-old me's self infliction wound photos are probably on some moid's jizz-covered phone forever.
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If you ever forget how dumb men are (not like that's likely to happen) you should look at the comment sections under ridiculous e-girl shoops.
Men will say this is pure natural beauty and if you disagree you are a jealous fat uggo roastie btw.
Honestly good for these queens for scamming the fuck out of idiot males.
Men will say this is pure natural beauty and if you disagree you are a jealous fat uggo roastie btw.
Honestly good for these queens for scamming the fuck out of idiot males.