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Its that or pages of seething about this thread and its regular posters.
I make them particularly mad.
Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread
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I make them particularly mad.
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Well duhhh, of course we can't. Us men think in terms of the penis and because we don't know what the clit is, we have no idea where to reference stuff. Then again even if they did they'd be like "omg the clit is made from the penile tissue. It's literally gay to want to fuck a women in the vagina, gotta push anal even more".
It's true, we're pro life. Now get back to the baby factory! What you don't wanna deal with our stinky dicks that haven't been washed since the big bang? Too bad! #ProLife #ProRape
But seriously, those that would rather women die in pregnancy are fucking braindead and don't understand fucking nuance (and basically reality + mathematics). Why should the mother be given a death sentence due to really bad numbers. Isn't it better logically to save the mother when possible instead of letting her and the baby die? 2 > 1. A woman who loses her child during pregnancy only deserves the best, she deserves support as that shit can be traumatizing as fuck. She deserves hug, people to show fucking empathy instead of being told that "nah you should have died". Hell, I'm not even a consequentialist and I can understand the sheer retardation in the belief of wanting both to die.
Some people shouldn't be mothers, a hell of a lot more people shouldn't be fathers. I know from what you've said before that you sure as hell know this. Others that I've talked to support abortion because of the shit they've been through due to their parenting which is really sad that people go through in their childhood, and reflecting upon how it has effected them. I am genuinely am sorry for what you've been through Raptor, from what I've seen you mention about your childhood I am really sorry that happened to you, and unfortunately there are others that are in similar circumstances and that is by far one of the saddest realities that someone can come to. Hell, someone that I'm friends with wishes she was aborted due to her parents. Which is upsetting because she is one of the nicest, most caring and funny people that I've ever known. Like her, I'd say (and the same to those that have been in similar circumstances) don't let them dictate who you are. Tell them to just go immolate themselves. Don't let them dictate your self value. What merit does shit have anyways?
The unfortunate truth for those in the pro-life camp (like myself, wow a moid being pro-life who would have thought) is that many don't realize that it's actually easier the pragmatic reality that instead of chopping off the heads of women because they didn't intend to get pregnant but rather to mitigate the risks. You know, when a woman wants to open her legs but doesn't want to get pregant (because spoiler alert, sex =/= pregnancy). Though, for moids they don't comprehend this because they don't have to think about it. It's just easier to blame women for all the ills of society. Of fucking course more women will become pregnant if they don't have the pill. Of fucking course more women will become pregnant when men are pieces of shit that are not willing to use a piece of rubber. Don't lie it? Embrace celibacy. I know I've personally chosen that for other reasons (Being autistic and knowing that I'm just a piece of shit in general who is too stubborn to just hang themselves) Etc, etc I know you know the rest. But oh no, gotta do the appeal to our beloved god! They aren't willing to improve upon society and would rather act in a self entitled, manner. They are selfish, they want more white kids because wow more white kids = a better future for white people. Because as we all know, white people are just good because they are.
Most can't comprehend the simple reality of allowing abortions. BUT in different cases allow things like actual fucking child support
(and you know resources to help inform them to not be pieces of shit) so people who may want children can actually do so and not be forced to abort. See how simple it is to actually mitigate and come to comprises? But noooo, government or state spending bad. Moid brain wants to keep the money so they can spend it on some retarded good. Porn probably. Most don't grapple with the simple reality of shit and the effectiveness of comprise. People get abortions not because they enjoy the baby sacrifice to the vacuum cleaner god but because they have rational reasons to not want children; and if the reasoning is so extreme then they will get it even if the risk is immense. Some, will be willing to dance with death in order to not have to deal with child birth. Which is really sad. I don't like the idea of deciding who should not be given life on circumstantial reasons. Ik this is not an abortion thread but holy shit, the amount of retardation in my own camp makes me really fucking pissed off. Act you know, rationally. Embrace reality, and work with your opposition on common ground to get actual fucking results instead of basing your beliefs in religious dogma which cannot be proven. Ik for a fact many who are in support of abortion aren't mandating women go fuck everything that moves in order to get pregnant so they can minmax their abortion rate in order to get monthly abortions. - Plus, the whole idea of women "fucking everything that moves" is obviously just us moids projecting shit. Gotta love the moid monkey brain, the actual thing which is like "yeah I'll just fuck everything". For any other moids, just talk to women about shit and what they desire in relationships and it becomes sort of obvious that they have a stricter criteria. Like hell, I've overheard conversations about men just trying to get with people. I mean sure, I'm trying to be celibate (and I still am, thankfully - it makes it easier to talk to people when your focus isn't trying to use them purely as a sexual object but rather seeing them rather shockingly as humans) but I really don't get the whole point of purposely getting drunk, to go clubbing to get laid. Like, it can't feel that good? Gotta agree with the female camp on how intimacy and actually knowing and being with someone probably would probably go a long way. Then again, I'd rather have a close friend for 30 years rather than a lover for 10.
But hey, gotta love politics whereby we form into camps instead of trying to come to fucking understand each other. Abortion in the US is probably the best topic of this. Being "pro-life" to most means trying to get the abortion rate to be as high as fucking possible without actually dealing with the root causes which is a fool's errand. You can honestly lower the abortion rate without being a religious, self-righteous/entitled cunt. Some, by nature of statistics, will always want to get that "thing" out of them. Unfortunately, so be it.
And this is why politics just pisses me off. It's all about coming out on top. Perhaps it is fundamental moid logic, but the desire to just want to win above all else. Because it makes moid monkey brain feel good to win. BUT, see how easy it is to find a simple, functional comprise? Though tbf, hating women for being and thinking like "women" just exists as a means of not having the fucking basic ability to speak to, and you know listen to (without thinking about how much moid monkey brain wants to fuck them), women. I know that understanding others is basically illegal with a US brain and this dumb fuckery is spreading elsewhere. But no, they've just gotta jack off to a god who may or may not exist. Sure, someone brought up from youth to worship a "being" may feel good when praying but that happens with almost every religion. It's the fucking placebo effect.
Can't believe I ended up writing a larger than 1 paragraph response. Welp, time to get thread banned (for being pro-life and a moid duhhhhh. I'm going to get beheaded by AHS so she has more material to gore post about how much she, understandingly, hates men). Guess that Cider I had earlier got me pretty tipsy. Nonetheless, it still constitutes man hate because male moid monkey brain sucks. Anyways for those who've had the patience to read, have a good day! Wherever you are, and don't let others make you feel shit. Because chances are, those doing so probably are shit. Your value is not dependent on others!
Okay nvm, I'm from those cursed islands. I take back all the kind things I said. Android Raptor is literally Hitler!!!
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the woman-hating thread is a bunch of /pol/tards making up a woman, convincing themselves that she exists and then getting really mad at her. we lost a whole generation of men online to fucking ifunny reposts of /b/ greentexts about whores that were never real. sad!
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I posted there saying that people in both threads shouldn't interact with each other and they needed to calm the fuck down. I THOUGHT that this would be a common opinion, but no? I just want to have a couple of Community Watch threads about entire sexes. Maybe people in here disagree with me too. I just don't fucking know...
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We were too based for Britain. Dyn is an abo though so he's bad for different reasons
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Man is still seething and has been all day, while desperately trying to insist that no, I'm actually the offended one.
It's kind of sad at this point.
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they will plunge the US into another great depression before letting women do what they want with their bodies. its the one thing they cannot stand
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idk im half drunk. im just having fun. men are stupid but lovable and women are bitches but based.
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No I think you're right, but the problem is that this thread usually is talking about men being absolute trash and the other thread is a direct reaction to that and just wants to seethe about this thread existing, and always has. I've tried turning it around because honestly it would be fun to have a place to vent about the little annoying female things the women in our lives do, but they don't seem to be interested in that at all. They're just massively emotionally compromised that there's a thread saying men don't wash their assholes and they're not allowed to come in and shit it up, and they're refusing to be honest about it.
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Guarentee this is not a man that should ever be left alone with an actual child.
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He's funny
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do people not get banned from kiwifarms for being annoying retard spergs and harassing users of the nonstop? someone perma his clingy ass already
forget it man, it's not worth the effort. as long as they keep sourcing all their opinions about the other 50% of the planet from ifunny and /b/ they will keep being spergs. let them seethe, it makes for good comedy.
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Oh, he's a woman? My bad.
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Yes. As a Professional Moid I wanted to see some Woman Moments (patent pending) in the wild, but the weapons-grade seething in that thread is impenetrable. It's like a circular feedback loop that started when somebody created a thread with an opposite name to this one. I think people in both threads should just ignore each other and post funny things, but we just can't have nice things here in the funny chris-chan forum.
That thread is definitely a Moid Moment.
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Honestly I just wanted to work up to the point where I felt safe talking about the time I was domestically abused by a woman and I didn't know how to deal with it or make it stop because I was pretty young and a lot more inexperienced than her, but after all that pushback I got just for saying "I don't like when they buy fat-free milk" it's clear that it's really just not a safe place for men to open up, and never will be.
I don't know why we can't deal with our emotions and support each other like women seem to. We truly are the niggers of gender.
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Two threads having issues because of weapons-grade seething, a bit from one side, a lot more from the other, amplified by stimulated emission of pure autism. It's sad. All in all, I can only really say one thing: Maybe the sexes truly are equal.
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No, we're worse.
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Well, sabotaging the federal government is based. I think a national divorce is best for everyone. Any woman who wants to maintain access to abortion should immigrate to a blue state.