Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Stan]

Personally I think Hollywood is run by satanic pedophiles and that's why all the movies are bad. There also is zero competition for Hollywood so they can do whatever they want.

Also female leads in movies are based on who the producers want to rape and film in a sex scene based on their own fetishes. That's why there is unnecessary nudity in absolutely everything.

Some male writers have an obvious dependency on whorehouses, strip clubs, and bars, judging by how often their stories take us to any or all of these locations in the narrative's world. Part of it is shorthand: gritty, sexual, and straddling the line between legal and not. Some of it is expository, and some of it is to pad the narrative with tits and ass in case a presumed male reader is getting bored and needs to read about a bunch of T&A at the fantasy concept version of Hooters.

GRRM did this a LOT in Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire. It finally jumped the shark for me in Season 4 when Jon Snow and Sam Tarly are taken hostage in Craster’s Keep.

There is this scene stuck in my head where the guy in charge of Sam and Jon, having murdered Craster is drinking wine out of Craster’s empty skull while his men rape Craster's incest daughters. The scene focuses on the traitor knight with the wine but there’s one of his guys in the background just relentlessly shagging one of Craster’s daughters in a scenario the kids call “non-con”. So the directors added a woman get raped in the bg just to add a gritty sexual element to the mise en scene. (And yes there is a similar scene in the books.)

This is far from the only time we end up touring Westeros through its whorehouses, but that one was particularly odious for me.

 

[1-800]

The sex spreadsheet reminded me of this dumpster fire-
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"admittedly she is the one that's up with the baby all the time"
>Husband complains about lack of quantity and quality of sex
>Wife finds a solution to make both of them happy bc he is obviously horrible at meeting her needs during sex
>Husband still has a problem because he is not the center of attention at all times

(edit: grammar)

This moid doesn't irritate me as much as others, since he does seem to be more open to compromises and can admit to faults, unlike the vast majority of other moids we've seen. He's a bit aloof but I think with more communication and well, better sex quality in general on his end, I think they can get to a happier state in the relationship. Also, I bet if he just did some chores around the house and took care of the baby himself sometimes his wife would be really appreciative of that.

For the first time in this thread, I'm rooting for a moid.

 

[Red flag]

This moid doesn't irritate me as much as others, since he does seem to be more open to compromises and can admit to faults, unlike the vast majority of other moids we've seen. He's a bit aloof but I think with more communication and well, better sex quality in general on his end, I think they can get to a happier state in the relationship. Also, I bet if he just did some chores around the house and took care of the baby himself sometimes his wife would be really appreciative of that.

For the first time in this thread, I'm rooting for a moid.

My wife doesn't want to have sex as often as we used to after a horrific prolapse.

Moid solution: Hey, how about we have sex more often!

We also have the clue of her hardly ever reaching orgasm before coupled with her being basically the sole caretaker of their baby.

It's just another selfish ass concerned about his dick pleasure cleverly dressing it up in empathy for his wife.

 

[Dyn]

This moid doesn't irritate me as much as others, since he does seem to be more open to compromises and can admit to faults, unlike the vast majority of other moids we've seen. He's a bit aloof but I think with more communication and well, better sex quality in general on his end, I think they can get to a happier state in the relationship. Also, I bet if he just did some chores around the house and took care of the baby himself sometimes his wife would be really appreciative of that.

For the first time in this thread, I'm rooting for a moid.

I read it over again with a more sympathetic eye and sure, I'm kind of on his side near the start because it seems like a physical problem and he comes across as the only one willing to address and communicate about it, but he loses me completely when he ends up nagging his wife into some kind of gross compromise chore-sex that she doesn't enjoy and then instead of asking "isn't this massively fucked up how do I walk this situation back and try another approach?" he asks "how can I also convince her to stop doing the weird compromise dildo thing and just have normal sex?".

Also it's pretty contemptible that he's all "I feel like I'm not good enough" because he's not getting it regular anymore, but he's okay with the fact that she almost never came when he did. If his pipe game was any good back when she had a libido, she'd be running straight to the doctors to get on viagra instead of shrugging and going "Oh well guess we just won't have sex anymore except chorefucking him to shut him up when he's really really annoying".

There are moids I could side with in this thread scattered here and there, but I don't think this is one of them.

 

[Inside your walls]

This is some grade A gay ass projection given that everybody on the Internet to this day has to deal with insufferable faggots that project themselves or in extreme cases skinwalk any character Ryan Gosling played (with Ken being a recent example), Travis Bickle, Patrick Bateman, LE BASED GIGACHAD model or any "le unhinged man going to postal" sigma male.

(Plus it was proven that the 1st pic was one of the artist for the TMNT movie cosplaying
as movie version of April and that the woman for MJ's comparison is some dev that had nothing to do with the model)

Pic related

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

like this because of the woman's small frame not accommodating the giant white man's babies and they are also much more likely to require c-sections

Its specifically nordic\ germanic descend . Slavs have similar smaller babies to add insult to injury the babies have few milimeters extra in the head circumference. My partner is nordic the whole damn county he cames from shits out 4+ kg or 8.8+ pound babies like its nothing his aunt was 5kg at birth and I was informed of that in my 5th month of pregnancy. I ended up with just 8 pounds or 3.7 kg baby i still needed a surgery(not c cections) and two transfusions because in my slavland countries the average is around 3 kg give or take so a bled out . I honestly I am terified of the thought a East asian woman who is far smaller than my build has to go through this .

 

[Lidl Drip]

Its specifically nordic\ germanic descend . Slavs have similar smaller babies to add insult to injury the babies have few milimeters extra in the head circumference. My partner is nordic the whole damn county he cames from shits out 4+ kg or 8.8+ pound babies like its nothing his aunt was 5kg at birth and I was informed of that in my 5th month of pregnancy. I ended up with just 8 pounds or 3.7 kg baby i still needed a surgery(not c cections) and two transfusions because in my slavland countries the average is around 3 kg give or take so a bled out . I honestly I am terified of the thought a East asian woman who is far smaller than my build has to go through this .

I assume any medical professional trying to bring this up or maybe caution someone would be immediately fired. It honestly makes it kind of weird that men are so obsessed with tiny women and big size differences since it would be much more biologically advantageous to look for taller women with a wider pelvis. I'm guessing we just live in an era now where porn overrules instinct (since men now jerk off to femboys and trannies) or men really just have always been that insecure that they would rather have a woman die in childbirth as long as they can feel like a big strong man up until then.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I assume any medical professional trying to bring this up or maybe caution someone would be immediately fired. It honestly makes it kind of weird that men are so obsessed with tiny women and big size differences since it would be much more biologically advantageous to look for taller women with a wider pelvis. I'm guessing we just live in an era now where porn overrules instinct (since men now jerk off to femboys and trannies) or men really just have always been that insecure that they would rather have a woman die in childbirth as long as they can feel like a big strong man up until then.

LMAO you think most men even think about the pain they’re going to put their partner through when she gets pregnant and inevitably gives birth?? Moids are notorious for thinking in the moment, plus porn addiction makes them think that tiny women are going to have tighter vaginas which will feel much better to penetrate than a larger, sexually active woman who’s “looser”.

I feel bad for Asian women fr.

 

[Lidl Drip]

LMAO you think most men even think about the pain they’re going to put their partner through when she gets pregnant and inevitably gives birth?? Moids are notorious for thinking in the moment, plus porn addiction makes them think that tiny women are going to have tighter vaginas which will feel much better to penetrate than a larger, sexually active woman who’s “looser”.

I feel bad for Asian women fr.

Well they pretend like their attraction to women is all based on "evolutionary biology" which is how they excuse oogling every woman's boobs and butt, they say that it's simply because they are looking out for their future offspring you see! It's fair to use this logic against them and ask why they are so obsessed with tiny women then.

 

[Android raptor]

Tiny women and minor girls, who are at higher risk of pregnancy complications than adult women. If moids really functioned on "evolutionary biology", they wouldn't all be pedos for teen girls who can't safely gestate a pregnancy.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I assume any medical professional trying to bring this up or maybe caution someone would be immediately fired

Oh they do tell you especially the nurses is well known in literature the thing is they make feel eh its no biggie we have technology you will be fine maam . The nurse said she pushed through 3 4 kg babies with no issues. Like teee hee i had them 3 4 kilograms babies my middle was 4.5 kg . When she saw my horrified face she told yeah nordic babies are bigger due to head circumference its hereditary due to having bigger brains or something. Tee hee no biggie you will be fine. I was fine at the end but i spent 6 months with brain fog due to low iron and a year feeling like i was hit by a truck .

According to the nurse i got lucky with just one rip and minor complications

 

[webonoid]

Gorls, how much does it make you seethe when whuite men that no white woman wants go to asia to buy a wife?

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Aren't you incredibly jealous to be missing out on this man now that you see him with a hot TRADWIFE?! Don't you wish you could have him now?! Well it's too late bitches! All the undesirable undersocialized autistic porn addicted 1/10 men are going to Asia and there's nothing you can do about it! Cope and seethe! You had your chance you entitled Stacies!

White women please take the white men back to where they're from, there's too many in Asia already and they're all creepy, old and retarded

 

[Stan]

Its specifically nordic\ germanic descend . Slavs have similar smaller babies to add insult to injury the babies have few milimeters extra in the head circumference. My partner is nordic the whole damn county he cames from shits out 4+ kg or 8.8+ pound babies like its nothing his aunt was 5kg at birth and I was informed of that in my 5th month of pregnancy. I ended up with just 8 pounds or 3.7 kg baby i still needed a surgery(not c cections) and two transfusions because in my slavland countries the average is around 3 kg give or take so a bled out . I honestly I am terified of the thought a East asian woman who is far smaller than my build has to go through this .

This is why it's important to smoke and do drugs during your pregnancy, so the baby will be less than 5 kilos

LMAO you think most men even think about the pain they’re going to put their partner through when she gets pregnant and inevitably gives birth?? Moids are notorious for thinking in the moment, plus porn addiction makes them think that tiny women are going to have tighter vaginas which will feel much better to penetrate than a larger, sexually active woman who’s “looser”.

I feel bad for Asian women fr.

I had a baby just shy of 3kg and it was painful, but it was also pretty quick and I bounced back pretty fast. Once the epi wore off I was walking around and wearing my normal clothes. Then again I'm the American Ueberfrau and Mein Mann is Chinese, so ig it's like when you breed Huskies with Pomeranians to get adorable Pomskys... if the Pomeranian is the sire, you're fine. If the Pomeranian is the dam... ooh uh better call the vet.

 

[Android raptor]

Tradtards continue to be baffled as to why women don't want to vote Republican

 

[Fareal]

I'm wincing but nodding reading this: the expectation for a baby born at 40 weeks here is 8 pounds. Bigger is better until you hit 10 pounds; the obs don't like the risk profile on fishing those out.

Like, the first thing anyone here asks about a newborn is "What size" and upon being reassured a small ogre was birthed, the response is "A GOOD SIZE". My first was 7lb 12 at 37 weeks and the midwives were like "....bit small". For reference I am five foot on the nose

 

[Not a bee]

I'm currently 28 weeks pregnant and I'm small (4'11, WAS 75lbs but gained weight since then) and I feel like shit. Doctor says I should be able to give birth vaginally "just fine, women were built for that" but I have a very, very strong feeling something is gonna go wrong.
Sorry it's a bit unrelated but a bit related cuz we talking about small women and babies and I'm honestly scared.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I'm currently 28 weeks pregnant and I'm small (4'11, WAS 75lbs but gained weight since then) and I feel like shit. Doctor says I should be able to give birth vaginally "just fine, women were built for that" but I have a very, very strong feeling something is gonna go wrong.
Sorry it's a bit unrelated but a bit related cuz we talking about small women and babies and I'm honestly scared.

What they told me is that usually kids inherite the parents birth weight combined. I was 3 kg at birth my brother 3,2 . But for my partner he had no idea how big he would be because twin but his younger brother was 3.9 . My son was 3.7 kg. Usually you are around there . B height isn't much an issue but your hips width. Though i am pressing f for your organs lets pray you don't end up with cracked ribs since you are so short and have Caucasian baby on the way. They are always massive it seems.

 

[Not a bee]

What they told me is that usually kids inherite the parents birth weight combined. I was 3 kg at birth my brother 3,2 . But for my partner he had no idea how big he would be because twin but his younger brother was 3.9 . My son was 3.7 kg. Usually you are around there . B height isn't much an issue but your hips width. Though i am pressing f for your organs lets pray you don't end up with cracked ribs since you are so short and have Caucasian baby on the way. They are always massive it seems.

That's good to know thank you

 

[I'm a Silly]

Every tranny is a Redditor and every Redditor is a tranny

Why weep or slumber America?
Land of brave and true
With castles, and clothing, and food for all
All belongs to you
Every man a kween! Every man a kween!
For you can be a millionaire
But there's something belonging to others
There's enough for all people to share
When it's sunny June and December too
Or in the wintertime or spring
There'll be peace without end!
Every neighbor a friend
With every man a kween!
[apologies to Huey Long]

 

[I'm a Silly]

If these pigs were smart, they could use favors like this to help get their partners in the mood for sex. But no, just walk up to your tired wife and say "ooga booga, I want poosi" because that'll surely get anyone in the mood after an exhausting 10-12 hour work day! For fucks sake, literal birds put more effort into trying to please mates than humans do.

But men's dicks feel better when going in raw so that's all that matters to them. They don't give a shit about how much pain you will have to endure with more surgical/medicinal forms of BC and will try to manipulate you into feeling bad that you're making their dicks feel less good by not enduring painful medical procedures.

Actually, there's the morning after pill, but still.

correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the morning after pill [or at least one variant] just a MOAB BC pill? [&∴hormone -based?]