Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

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fake farts said:
Dykes have this figured out, unfortunately, dykes won't shut up about how they figured this out. Straight women, outside of the volcels, are just fucking retards who would rather lay with their natural predator, while claiming "Not my Nigel".
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That's not "figuring it out", nobody should be expected to kiss the genitals they're not sexually attracted to, if you're a straight woman just start every relationship by stealing the guy's phone while he's in the shower and use it to text yourself a brief conversation where he apologises for forcibly raping you and you act unsure about whether or not you're going to report it to the police but then he convinces you not to and you forgive him.

Now you can start a healthy relationship with a man without having to completely subjugate your safety and agency, and if he tries pulling any of his testerical rape-ape moid shit you can just have him removed from society with one phone call.
 
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fake farts said:
Dykes have this figured out, unfortunately, dykes won't shut up about how they figured this out. Straight women, outside of the volcels, are just fucking retards who would rather lay with their natural predator, while claiming "Not my Nigel".
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I'm surprised that not may lesbians want to disassociate from LGB / LGBT completely. Gay men and troons clearly don't give these women a good name.
 
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Dyn said:
That's not "figuring it out", nobody should be expected to kiss the genitals they're not sexually attracted to, if you're a straight woman just start every relationship by stealing the guy's phone while he's in the shower and use it to text yourself a brief conversation where he apologises for forcibly raping you and you act unsure about whether or not you're going to report it to the police but then he convinces you not to and you forgive him.

Now you can start a healthy relationship with a man without having to completely subjugate your safety and agency, and if he tries pulling any of his testerical rape-ape moid shit you can just have him removed from society with one phone call.
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Pretty good idea. I usually just suggest to pretend to be open-minded and into kinky/BDSM/porn shit to make a guy feel safe and open up about his degeneracy and then dump his ass when he fails the shit-test. Although some men will hide it even if you do pretend to be a pick-me and you do run the danger of scaring off a guy who is not a mentally ill sex-pest so you gotta be clever about it. In the end there's not really anything you can do if a man goes full family annihilator on you because he decided to fuck his younger colleague and now you and your children need to die so he can start a new life like Christopher Lee Watts.

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Afterall the leading cause of death for pregnant women is now being murdered by their spouse.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I usually just suggest to pretend to be open-minded and into kinky/BDSM/porn shit to make a guy feel safe and open up about his degeneracy and then dump his ass when he fails the shit-test.
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There's no point trying to weed out the mentally ill pornsick BDSM degenerates, because all men are mentally ill pornsick BDSM degenerates. The winning move is to make sure your mentally ill pornsick BDSM degenerate understands that he's going to straight prison the second he suggests trying anal or asks what you think about threesomes.

edit ; unless you're into anal and threesomes, then you can send him to prison for saying 'no'.
 
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Dyn said:
There's no point trying to weed out the mentally ill pornsick BDSM degenerates, because all men are mentally ill pornsick BDSM degenerates. The winning move is to make sure your mentally ill pornsick BDSM degenerate understands that he's going to straight prison the second he suggests trying anal or asks what you think about threesomes.

edit ; unless you're into anal and threesomes, then you can send him to prison for saying 'no'.
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Idk, you kind of have to have a lot of faith in the justice system for this plan to work. Personally I just keep a pretty flower garden.

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Lidl Drip said:
Idk, you kind of have to have a lot of faith in the justice system for this plan to work.
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The justice system fails rape victims because there's rarely any evidence. An intelligent man would never send a text message incriminating himself for a violent rape. But if he's with an intelligent woman, his phone will.
 
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Dyn said:
That's not "figuring it out", nobody should be expected to kiss the genitals they're not sexually attracted to, if you're a straight woman just start every relationship by stealing the guy's phone while he's in the shower and use it to text yourself a brief conversation where he apologises for forcibly raping you and you act unsure about whether or not you're going to report it to the police but then he convinces you not to and you forgive him.

Now you can start a healthy relationship with a man without having to completely subjugate your safety and agency, and if he tries pulling any of his testerical rape-ape moid shit you can just have him removed from society with one phone call.
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That’s quite clever, I’ll have to remember this life hack.
 
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