Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Dyn]

Also you don't know the difference between baking soda and baking powder and it's not our fault

Baking powder's the one that blows your vein out when you try to use it. I'm very domesticated for a moid.

 

[josef]

Baking powder's the one that blows your vein out when you try to use it. I'm very domesticated for a moid.

i like to make fried food sometimes and the only difference i know is that adding baking soda to the dredge will make the crust more craggly while baking powder makes the crust more thick and almost leavened. that's at least the only difference my moidscrote mind can comprehend

 

[Stan]

What does a man add to a woman's life?

Theoretically, assets like housing and money. But most guys now seem to be looking for a free ride.

 

[Lurker]

Is triggering incels a hobby

Edit: @Cpl. Long Dong Silver getting butthurt and mass negrating a bunch of posts most definitely is not a hobby. Also you don't know the difference between baking soda and baking powder and it's not our fault

oh yeah he does that a lot

@Cpl. Long Dong Silver

baaaaaad scrote

 

[pursuitsnail]

i like to make fried food sometimes and the only difference i know is that adding baking soda to the dredge will make the crust more craggly while baking powder makes the crust more thick and almost leavened. that's at least the only difference my moidscrote mind can comprehend

Baking power is baking soda with a mild acid, like alum or cream of tartar. So it 'leavens' baked goods by fizzing out carbon dioxide. That's also why baking powder can go bad- its fizz potential degrades over time. You're losing your moid points by not being up on your cookie chemistry!

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Why do men over 30 honk, snort, sniffle, spit, and clear their throats so much? Like every 60 seconds. Surely male bodies don't produce 3x the mucus of women's. I don't even make such noise when I'm sick and these guys are comfortable making these gross sounds in church sermons and work meetings.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Why do men over 30 honk, snort, sniffle, spit, and clear their throats so much? Like every 60 seconds. Surely male bodies don't produce 3x the mucus of women's. I don't even make such noise when I'm sick and these guys are comfortable making these gross sounds in church sermons and work meetings.

High fat diets, particularly breakfast, catching up to them and a refusal to use tissues. Cigarettes are likely involved as well.

 

[Fools Idol]

Women improve a man's life. Women make a house a home. Women bring beauty and comfort and thing that smell good. Women take care of men and help them process their emotions. Women remind men to take their medicine and take them to the doctor when he doesn't want to go. Women keep track of bills that need to be paid. Women keep appointments and schedules. Women keep all social relationships intact by sending out Christmas cards and birthday gifts. There is a reason that when a man's wife dies he dies shortly after. They starve to death infront of a full fridge. What does a man add to a woman's life? Don't say orgasms because we know most of you dudes can't figure that one out. Dirty socks? Piss-stains all over the bathroom? A computer with neatly organized folders of fetish pornography? Yeah I wonder why more and more women chose to be single.

Did you get all your info about humans, human relationships and gender dynamics from shitty sitcoms? Grown ups don't need a 24/7 baby sitter to take care of them. What you are describing here isn't a healthy romantic relationship but rather a carer and their mentally challenged charge. If you think that represents the relationships you see around you or have had yourself then that speaks far more about you and the people you know than it does all men and all women.

Men and women are two sides of the same coin, one simply can't exist without the other. Society is at it's best when both genders are in harmony with each other. You aren't perfect and nor is your partner. A healthy relationship has you both uniting to becoming a whole greater than the sum of it's parts. Pretending that half of the world are made up of infantile retards is cringe when men do it and it's cringe when women do it too.

Unless you just want to rile up some dipshit then carry on.

 

[Lurker]

Did you get all your info about humans, human relationships and gender dynamics from shitty sitcoms? Grown ups don't need a 24/7 baby sitter to take care of them. What you are describing here isn't a healthy romantic relationship but rather a carer and their mentally challenged charge. If you think that represents the relationships you see around you or have had yourself then that speaks far more about you and the people you know than it does all men and all women.

you mean 'male'?

 

[Fools Idol]

you mean 'male'?

Maybe you should be asking why so many people in your life are apparently so incompetent that they can't be trusted to to wipe their own ass. Pretty much everyone I personally know, men and women, can look after themselves and their children.

Really seems like a you thing if you ask me.

 

[Lurker]

Maybe you should be asking why so many people in your life are apparently so incompetent that they can't be trusted to to wipe their own ass. Pretty much everyone I personally know, men and women, can look after themselves and their children.

Really seems like a you thing if you ask me.

> -looks around at all the posts in this thread describing moid incompetence-
> "seems like a you thing"

 

[Lidl Drip]

Did you get all your info about humans, human relationships and gender dynamics from shitty sitcoms? Grown ups don't need a 24/7 baby sitter to take care of them. What you are describing here isn't a healthy romantic relationship but rather a carer and their mentally challenged charge. If you think that represents the relationships you see around you or have had yourself then that speaks far more about you and the people you know than it does all men and all women.

This is literally how most married couple lives lol. Why do you think sitcoms are so popular? Because they poke fun of the dynamics that most people know exist (the wife having to nag the man to do shit all the time and the man being a lazy pig sitting on the couch and scratching his balls only lifting his feet up so the wife can vacuum underneath) many people can relate to that because most men are lazy, bad partners who move on from living with mommy to living with a wife who does everything that mommy used to do. I personally wouldn't settle for a relationship like that, but I know many women who work jobs while also doing all of the chores and childcare while the husband does fuck-all. Most men can't even remember their own children's birthdays, let alone things like anniversaries. The amount of times I have had guys ask me what birthday present they should get their wife who I am friends with is unreal. They live with this woman every day but don't know what she would like as a present because they don't give a single shit.

 

[Meiwaku]

I like chubby men

So dear leader has a chance?

 

[Lidl Drip]

So dear leader has a chance?

 

[Fools Idol]

> -looks around at all the posts in this thread describing moid incompetence-
> "seems like a you thing"

If you take your lessons on humanity from posts on the Internet then maybe it's you who are the retard.

This is literally how most married couple lives lol. Why do you think sitcoms are so popular? Because they poke fun of the dynamics that most people know exist (the wife having to nag the man to do shit all the time and the man being a lazy pig sitting on the couch and scratching his balls only lifting his feet up so the wife can vacuum underneath) many people can relate to that because most men are lazy, bad partners who move on from living with mommy to living with a wife who does everything that mommy used to do. I personally wouldn't settle for a relationship like that, but I know many women who work jobs while also doing all of the chores and childcare while the husband does fuck-all. Most men can't even remember their own children's birthdays, let alone things like anniversaries. The amount of times I have had guys ask me what birthday present they should get their wife who I am friends with is unreal. They live with this woman every day but don't know what she would like as a present because they don't give a single shit.

Sometimes the TV can represent a relatable dynamic or situation while also presenting a very extreme version of it for comic effect. The Office for example is relatable but it isn't very realistic. I would be careful with negative serotypes if I was you, there's plenty of things that get said about all women that are pretty unfair.

The sitcoms you are describing are very American. I grew up in the UK and the sitcoms there are very different. There's far less focus on portraying the sexes in this weird adversarial relationship and even then it's far more even handed. Interestingly there's far more focus on socioeconomic class struggles or just absurd humour.

My father didn't act like that, nor have I or any of the men I know. Sure, I know bad fathers and partners but has more to do with drug addiction, which affects both mothers and fathers unfortunately.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I grew up in the UK

Say no more, lmfao.

 

[Fools Idol]

Say no more, lmfao.

I'd love to say I have some witty come back, but I'll honestly have to tack the L on this one.

 

[Randomrando]

I grew up in the UK

And have you ever left? I can assure you tv is very similar in both UK and US, we just have more commercials for viagra and you have fun ones for the bingo mobile app, maybe you'll win big this time! UK sitcoms can be wildly sexist, especially towards the gays, oh sorry, puffs? In my experiences UK is actually a little more wild than American TV, you guys love a little incest and if a 15 year old just happens to be in the mix even better.

English men as a whole are in no way better than American men, they just have an accent and say tomato funny. Quite honestly I feel more comfortable walking around american hood niggas than the teenage UK Pakis that stand on the corner salivating over every woman who walks past. (Edit, after some consideration I'm more comfortable walking about hood niggas than chavs too.)

 

[Lidl Drip]

 

[Fools Idol]

And have you ever left? I can assure you tv is very similar in both UK and US, we just have more commercials for viagra and you have fun ones for the bingo mobile app, maybe you'll win big this time! UK sitcoms can be wildly sexist, especially towards the gays, oh sorry, puffs? In my experiences UK is actually a little more wild than American TV, you guys love a little incest and if a 15 year old just happens to be in the mix even better.

English men as a whole are in no way better than American men, they just have an accent and say tomato funny. Quite honestly I feel more comfortable walking around american hood niggas than the teenage UK Pakis that stand on the corner salivating over every woman who walks past. (Edit, after some consideration I'm more comfortable walking about hood niggas than chavs too.)

Yeah, I wasn't actually born in Britain and have lived in both the South Africa and France for some time but that's a story for another time. UK sitcoms are very different form American ones. Of the top of my head you've got The Office, Bottom, The Young Ones, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, Extras, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, One Foot in the Grave, Jeeves and Wooster, Allo Allo, Only Fools and Horses and a bunch of others I'm forgetting.

Something like Bottom might be wildly sexist but it's main theme is one of socioeconomic deprivation in the 90's (the UK used to be a real shithole back in the day believe it or not) all on a back drop of borderline insane absurdist humour. The funny thing is that Bottom has the most stereotypical representation of the "gross man" trope yet there's no women in it at all. In fact the relationship between the two main characters is almost homosexual in nature.

Most of the sexist themes in British sitcoms comes from male characters that are explicitly losers. When the UK portrays men in a bad light it's less "gross, stupid, chauvinistic pig" and more sexless hypocritical loser. Even weirder, the main writer often plays the male character. I see it's as a form of therapy for the writer which, as Orson Welles once pointed out is really embarrassing.

I've done a lot of traveling in my time and I've seen some pretty "interesting" places and I can say that out of the many places I've felt unsafe in, New York is easily in the top 10.

edit: you have to actually edit a post to make an edit, like this edit see? If you come to some epiphany writing your post then I'd have tried to work that into the post but I am barely literate so I don't know.