Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

Why do men whistle while they shit?
So they remember which end to wipe.

Why are women so bad a parking?
Because they're constantly lied to about what eight inches looks like.

Ladies, if a man says he'll fix it, he will.
You don't need to keep reminding him every six months.

Why do little boys whine so much more than little girls?
They're practicing to be men.

men: We need more rights because we have a shorter life expectancy.
also men: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!
 

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Also, I will never understood why Null noseguarded a piece of shit like Rekieta. The only thing I can factor in is he wanted someone law related as a sort of ally, since Null is probably radioactive to most law types.
Null has a proper lawyer, Matthew Hardin who dealt with Melinda Scott's lolsuit and seems to like the forum (quotes from the forum were used in one of his filings so he reads it, even if not for fun) or at least doesn't hate it and believes in protecting free speech. I always assumed he's friendly with Nick because Nick used to like the forum and had similar views on free speech until it became free speech he doesn't like.
 
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I feel as though the day will come when one of us reports back to the thread that we came across a guy with a KF tee or patches IRL, instinctively smiled, and were hit by a tsunami of concentrated autism that only A&H could produce.
Genuinely couldn’t work out what I was looking at for an embarrassingly long time, thought he’d tattooed his pot belly, not that the truth is less pathetic.
 
Women: "Haha men have smelly stinky bums"
Men: "Woah woah! You are going too far! This is hateful a-logging that can not be accepted on an internet fruit farming enthusiast forum! Why are you so MAD and full of hate?"

Men: "We should kill women, here is a woman I would like to behead."
Other men: "Hm, yeah that sounds reasonable haha"

Weird how they only moralfag when they are the target, almost as if all men are hypocrites or something. 🤔
 
Genuinely couldn’t work out what I was looking at for an embarrassingly long time, thought he’d tattooed his pot belly, not that the truth is less pathetic.
Absolutely, that was my first impression too lol.
I don't think that's a win for him, if women can't tell his arse from his belly.
You've only embarrassed yourself, buddy..
 
how tragic, the STD vector who deepthroats makeup to be a parody of me doesn't want to fuck me
the more I learn about goid culture the more disgusted i become honestly. and how most women just let them get away with being misogynistic pieces of shit is the ultimate blackpill.
I feel as though the day will come when one of us reports back to the thread that we came across a guy with a KF tee or patches IRL, instinctively smiled, and were hit by a tsunami of concentrated autism that only A&H could produce.
Why the hell would anyone in their right mind be proud of being a farmer here??
 
>goids are pornsick sex addicted degenerates and women start to call them out (most of them are fat and ugly and I would not have sex with them)
guys let's make a thread and whine about how women are the real incels!!1!!
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Goids really think women want their poopdicks? I honestly never heard this cope before, usually it's all "Women are just jealous because we steal their menz! We do anal every day while those prude bitches don't!!!" I guess there are some extremely mentally ill women like fojushis but they usually only simp for fictional men or TV characters. Even bisexual men can't find women to fuck them just because the thought of a guy fucking another guy is basically the most disgusting thing I can imagine.
 
Moid here to contribute something I hate about my fellow moids: their obsession with adding extreme gore/sex elements to children's franchises. The Transformers fandom is a prime example of this -- finding fanart of or discussion about female characters without sexualization is pretty difficult. It's gotten to the point where they're releasing a 3rd-party figure of a character (Blackarachnia) that is overtly sexualized and that Hasbro is releasing coomer waifu figures of certain Transformers as anime girls! Whenever I call them out, they act like I'm being a no-fun-allowed prude even though Transformers is based around fun! And then there's the bronies -- how far gone do you have to be to look at a show about pony kids and think "I MUST COOOOOOOOM"? It's absurd.

There's been lots of posts about gay moids, and I agree with them. It's one thing to say "It's okay for you to marry each other, have jobs, and hold hands/kiss in public", but it's another thing to say "It's okay for you to run an awful porn industry, have a hookup dating app where age limits aren't enforced, have TV shows where you perform female blackface, and have a culture that glorifies risky public sex".

Male socialization was a mistake, and porn was a mistake. I feel like modern men wouldn't be living soyjaks if not for porn. It's taught them that they're entitled to abuse women and don't have to bring anything of value (looks, money, emotional support) to women. Total coomer death.
 
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