Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Men can't even find the pants they took off and dropped on the floor yesterday without their wife pointing it out and we're supposed to believe they did all these great things on their own? Lmao. Nah, men just don't give credit.

Im sure dogs think people just cant go figure out where they threw stick by themselves too.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Jesus Christ I'm glad I'm with a man who can find his pants and build a house without being ass mad at women about it.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

that's not at all how bees make honey. what did you learn in ecology class?

My bad, I thought you were reffering to ghetto culture, not actual beehives.

 

[Golden Face]

My bad, I thought you were reffering to ghetto culture, not actual beehives.

you hear the word beehive and immediately think of black people instead of bees? men really are hopeless

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

you hear the word beehive and immediately think of black people instead of bees? men really are hopeless

A bunch of male drones who engage in violence in service of massive bloated queens when not doing idiotic dances and whos violence inevietably leads directly to thier own death?

 

[Golden Face]

A bunch of male drones who engage in violence in service of massive bloated queens when not doing idiotic dances and whos violence inevietably leads directly to thier own death?

bees aren't even violent, and they actually contribute something valuable to society

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

bees aren't even violent, and they actually contribute something valuable to society

Yes, the pacifistic nature of bees is why beekeepers are known for working in the nude.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Single men manage to cook, clean, and provide themselves with stability. Single women barely manage to dress themselves. Again, show a single examlple of a successful matriarchy. There is exactly one example of an existing matrilineal society, and they live in mud huts and haven't even created writing. There are 0 examples of any matriarchal cultures anywhere in history. The few matrilineal were always primitive, backwards, and swiftly conquered.

A society is more in danger of collapsing due to lack of women than lack of men since only women can get pregnant. Lack of women means birth rates inevitably decrease.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

A society is more in danger of collapsing due to lack of women than lack of men since only women can get pregnant. Lack of women means birth rates inevitably decrease.

Yes. Womens only utility is getting pregnant. Men do everything else. This is why patriarchies are successful, they understand this. Women can do exaclty one thing men can't, and only they can do it. Men are better at literally everything else.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Yes. Womens only utility is getting pregnant. Men do everything else. This is why patriarchies are successful, they understand this. Women can do exaclty one thing men can't, and only they can do it. Men are better at literally everything else.

Then why are more men colorblind than women? Y chromosome weakness strikes again. Women can physically recognize more color differences than men, which is important when knowing if something is safe to eat.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Then why are more men colorblind than women? Y chromosome weakness strikes again. Women can physically recognize more color differences than men, which is important when knowing if something is safe to eat.

Women have to be more sensitive to toxins because, again, womens only utillity is creating children.
Whether the male feminist you are beating to death sprays out golden sunset beige or autumn flowers off white colored brain matter before you claim his wife as your next comcubine isn't really all that important now is it?

And as to knowing if something is something is safe to eat or not, that depends on smell more than color, and if you didn't figure that out as a teenager, how are you posting from the otherworld?

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Ladies, apparently the men have some criticism and they think this thread is too negative and depressing.

If they think we need to conduct ourselves more akin to the way average woman haters do, they're shit out of luck. I just don't have it in me to even joke about wanting to slash the throats of anyone who'd reject me so I can fornicate with the hole. Or about purchasing a teenage spouse young enough to be my child from a third world country. Or about molesting children. Or about rounding up all men to be used as livestock in rape farms. Etc.

No, I'm far past that level of evil. I am the dark mistress from the deepest pit of Hell who will, without remorse, smile and say just loudly enough for the other tortured souls and Stacy demonesses to hear... "Oh hon, you smell like swamp ass. Tee hee! "

Hate all yall want, men are still responsible for everything in this world.

Behind every man who's capable of so much as brushing his teeth twice per day, there is a woman getting him to do it. You guys can't even function on a level that some group home systems require from a tard before releasing it onto society.

Take two identical houses. Put six men into one house and six women into the other. The men are stronger, taller and more capable of getting more physically difficult tasks done, yet the man house will get fuck all ever done in it as it turns into a church of Nurgle with no curtains so that the pilgrims may worship without gaining entrance. In the woman house, everything will get done, even if it means it takes more time, effort or hands from the group to accomplish more taxing things like moving a dresser up the stairs. Men are more capable of getting shit done, but completely unwilling to do it. Able counts for nothing if you're not willing. If you're not willing, you're as good as not able. If any of that sounded specific, it's because I've seen it and lived it repeatedly.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Behind every man who's capable of so much as brushing his teeth twice per day, there is a woman getting him to do it. You guys can't even function on a level that some group home systems require from a tard before releasing it onto society.

Ohhh honey. You've obviously never had to clean bathrooms.

Take two identical houses. Put six men into one house and six women into the other. The men are stronger, taller and more capable of getting more physically difficult tasks done, yet the man house will get fuck all ever done in it as it turns into a church of Nurgle with no curtains so that the pilgrims may worship without gaining entrance.

Notice that the example of "Fuck all" is "No curtains". Not cleaning, not making repairs, not fixing that leaky roof, just using cardboard to block out light instead of 300 thread count egyptian cotton curtains.

In the woman house, everything will get done, even if it means it takes more time, effort or hands from the group to accomplish more taxing things like moving a dresser up the stairs.

Ahh. Only a fatty would bitch about this. Any group of marginally cute chicks can easily find a bunch guys to move a dresser up some stairs, but fatty feminists have to pretend thier doing it because they dont need no mens.

Men are more capable of getting shit done, but completely unwilling to do it. Able counts for nothing if you're not willing. If you're not willing, you're as good as not able. If any of that sounded specific, it's because I've seen it and lived it repeatedly.

I dont doubt it. Men can be amazingly unwillling to do shit for fat, smelly feminists. Have you tried eating less and smiling more?

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Ohhh honey. You've obviously never had to clean bathrooms.



Notice that the example of "Fuck all" is "No curtains". Not cleaning, not making repairs, not fixing that leaky roof, just using cardboard to block out light instead of 300 thread count egyptian cotton curtains.


Ahh. Only a fatty would bitch about this. Any group of marginally cute chicks can easily find a bunch guys to move a dresser up some stairs, but fatty feminists have to pretend thier doing it because they dont need no mens.

I dont doubt it. Men can be amazingly unwillling to do shit for fat, smelly feminists. Have you tried eating less and smiling more?

You come here to bitch about us wammyns being stupid while simultaneously proving that you're illiterate. Go wash your ass, light a scented candle and calm down.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

You come here to bitch about us wammyns being stupid while simultaneously proving that you're illiterate. Go wash your ass, light a scented candle and calm down.

Did I hit a nerve Divine?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Did I hit a nerve Divine?

Didn’t know you’re a John Waters fan.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Didn’t know you’re a John Waters fan.

Just old enough to remember.

 

[Salty Squid]

It's so sad the best insult men can come up with using their small brains is schoolyard insults based on projection of their own problems onto others like "ur fat" or "u smell". Sad! Maybe if guys let their brains be less occupied and controlled by sex they'd be a tad more creative.

 

[Meiwaku]

nigger i see female led societies all the time. they're called beehives and theyre in my backyard

My bad, I thought you were reffering to ghetto culture, not actual beehives.

you hear the word beehive and immediately think of black people instead of bees? men really are hopeless

 

[Lt. Jim Dangle]

Ohhh honey. You've obviously never had to clean bathrooms.



Notice that the example of "Fuck all" is "No curtains". Not cleaning, not making repairs, not fixing that leaky roof, just using cardboard to block out light instead of 300 thread count egyptian cotton curtains.


Ahh. Only a fatty would bitch about this. Any group of marginally cute chicks can easily find a bunch guys to move a dresser up some stairs, but fatty feminists have to pretend thier doing it because they dont need no mens.

I dont doubt it. Men can be amazingly unwillling to do shit for fat, smelly feminists. Have you tried eating less and smiling more?

you're coping and sneeding really hard