Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Android raptor]

Varieties of anatomy don't need to be taught as part of sex ed. A high school student doesn't need to be explained the deep aesthetic differences between cut and uncut, and neither do they need graphic depictions of different variations of women's genitals. Students need to understand mechanics, pregnancy prevention (emphasis on prevention, ffs, and including "not having sex" as an option, but also steering teenagers away from counting on folklore, finger-crossing, ovulation cycles, and pulling out, plus empowering young women to take control of their own fertility and reproductive lives instead of /in addition to relying on stupid boys to manage condoms), and std protection. If they could just accomplish that, that's enough.

I'm not saying teach kids highly detailed info about genital appearances, just a basic explanation that vagina come in all shapes and sizes and how much or little sex someone has doesn't have anything to do with the size and shape of their junk. There are girls who think something is wrong with them because they don't have the stereotypical pornstar-looking vagina, and that's sad and shouldn't happen.

I'm in the Bible belt so of course the only thing we got taught about contraception was exaggerated failure rates. No mention of the many uses of birth control that have nothing to do with pregnancy prevention (which I think should be taught since girls with endo/pcos/pmdd/etc shouldn't think their only option is popping midol and suffering in silence).

We also got taught women have no sex drives of their own and only have sex to bond emotionally with their partners. I'm pretty sure the curriculum was created by some kind of religious group despite being a public school. Fundies are constantly telling on themselves for being unable to pleasure their wives.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Ok but have you thought about getting a ball-lift? You are getting up there in the years and gravity is not kind...

Lol it's real. https://www.bellavou.co.uk/scrotal-uplift/
I didn't think I'd see something more comical than the ken doll style hair transplants; but there it is. Amazing.

How your boyfriend looks at you when you have a perfectly smooth, nylon bag of a scrotum. Ha

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

they look so weird and uncomfortable?? A lot of those dudes drink a lot of beer, there's some research on beer being estrogenic but most of the articles about it online say it's not enough to cause a problem, it's probably cope tho since beer drinkers often have big titties.

It’s visceral fat. Men have higher visceral:subcutaneous ratio than women so high estrogen would probably lower visceral fat if anything. A more extreme example would be palumboism, which is exclusive to steroid abusers, and the direct cause is still unknown (either visceral fat or organ growth but no one has tested why). A good example of someone with low visceral fat and high subcutaneous fat would be a sumo wrestler. Also gynecomastia (which is directly caused by estrogen) is very different than just having fat tits.

 

[Dyn]

Ok but have you thought about getting a ball-lift? You are getting up there in the years and gravity is not kind...

No, I think conforming to societal beauty standards is weak and embarrassing, outside of basic health and hygiene concerns. The ridiculous bullshit we expect from women should be relaxed, not expanded.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Lol it's real. https://www.bellavou.co.uk/scrotal-uplift/
I didn't think I'd see something more comical than the ken doll style hair transplants; but there it is. Amazing.

I didn’t think it was real at first either, but honestly, men are more likely to get hair treatments than this. I don’t see a point in a procedure like this unless you have a ton of excess skin that’s causing problems.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I didn’t think it was real at first either, but honestly, men are more likely to get hair treatments than this. I don’t see a point in a procedure like this unless you have a ton of excess skin that’s causing problems.

It's for insecure dudes.

Excess skin that causes real problems is only really a thing with extreme weight loss; and even then, so long as you're under 40, you can tighten it up with weightlifting; and IM. If you're over 40, then you probably shouldn't be having cosmetic surgery. On the grounds that it's surgery; and you are aged.

 

[Lidl Drip]

No, I think conforming to societal beauty standards is weak and embarrassing, outside of basic health and hygiene concerns. The ridiculous bullshit we expect from women should be relaxed, not expanded.

Yes but that's not going to happen so I am instead going to convince men that they need to have big perky balls and then I will build my boss-babe empire on selling ball-enhancing pills and lotions and ball-bra's and ball-lift surgeries and get rich as fuck.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Yes but that's not going to happen so I am instead going to convince men that they need to have big perky balls and then I will build my boss-babe empire on selling ball-enhancing pills and lotions and ball-bra's and ball-lift surgeries and get rich as fuck.

I think men have already cornered the cock/ball enhancement market. But you could probably gaslight the chinese into believing eating a common here, but rare there animal will give them a magic dick. No on 'Muh dicks' harder than chinese men with herbal "medicine".

 

[NoReturn]

>Dating scene for men sucks!

Meanwhile the lovely candidates for future brides are:

>Coomers that will hide their porn addiction and fucked up fetishes.
If somehow their girlfriend knows about it, will peer pressure them to
enable it and even participate in them.

>Vaush/breadtuber phenotypes that present themselves as progressive and for women
until women say something they don't agree with

>Unironic "I can fix you" dudes, who most likely have more
issues than a regular BPD woman

>Groomers

>High strung NEET /pol/cels who want a breadwinner gf but also want
a trad mommy caretaker at the same time and see everything as an attack against da white race

>Gross passport bros/race fetishists

>Guys who want a fit 10/10 Greek goddess statue model gf but they have
a BMI of Chantal and Ethan Ralph combined

I have two single dudes I know irl who I could comfortably match up with ladies in my offline life.
TWO.
They're both non-matchable right now because I've run out of unmatched women who are into men.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Yes but that's not going to happen so I am instead going to convince men that they need to have big perky balls and then I will build my boss-babe empire on selling ball-enhancing pills and lotions and ball-bra's and ball-lift surgeries and get rich as fuck.

Men wanting treatments for hair loss is so much more common though. Though, I’d personally try and market ab implants because they often look ridiculous.

 

[Dyn]

Yes but that's not going to happen so I am instead going to convince men that they need to have big perky balls and then I will build my boss-babe empire on selling ball-enhancing pills and lotions and ball-bra's and ball-lift surgeries and get rich as fuck.

If we can't even convince men to wash their balls when they're already in the shower, I have some pretty serious doubts about the financial viability of this business plan.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Men wanting treatments for hair loss is so much more common though. Though, I’d personally try and market ab implants because they often look ridiculous.

Finding a cure for MPB, would be a licence to print money. But since it's so heavily linked into the hormone cycle of men, it's probably not happening any time soon.

 

[Lidl Drip]

If we can't even convince men to wash their balls when they're already in the shower, I have some pretty serious doubts about the financial viability of this business plan.

Well men all over the world want bigger dicks, it is not possible to significantly enlarge the dick, but you can definitely get ball implants and ball lift surgery, so I just have to get in with the porn jews and start mass producing porn with men who have giant smooth balls, men will watch and think "wow I wish that was me" and bam, there is my ad right next to the video selling you a cream that promises big smooth balls. But really it gives you cancer. It ofc has to be porn that only exploits men so gay and tranny porn seems to be the way to go.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Finding a cure for MPB, would be a licence to print money. But since it's so heavily linked into the hormone cycle of men, it's probably not happening any time soon.

Finasteride, dutasteride, and minoxidil all work to varying degrees. Hair loss in men and women is caused by hair follicle sensitivity to DHT, Men just have more DHT.

 

[Android raptor]

Balls look funny

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Finasteride, dutasteride, and minoxidil all work to varying degrees. Hair loss in men and women is caused by hair follicle sensitivity to DHT, Men just have more DHT.

And they all interfere with the male hormone cycle. They also really only limit the loss, rather than actively reversing it in any real sense. I never understood why the guys that bother with the drug treatments don't just shave it, and work out enough to make the shaved head look work. They're clearly willing to put in the effort of maintaining a treatment regime.

 

[Dyn]

Well men all over the world want bigger dicks, it is not possible to significantly enlarge the dick, but you can definitely get ball implants and ball lift surgery, so I just have to get in with the porn jews and start mass producing porn with men who have giant smooth balls, men will watch and think "wow I wish that was me" and bam, there is my ad right next to the video selling you a cream that promises big smooth balls. But really it gives you cancer. It ofc has to be porn that only exploits men so gay and tranny porn seems to be the way to go.

Men want bigger dicks because bigger dicks hurt women more. The function is what's important to them, not the aesthetics. Being insecure enough about aesthetics to let societal messaging pressure you into dangerous surgeries and immensely time-consuming and expensive beauty routines is an overwhelmingly feminine conceit, and the only men who'll be susceptible to it are the ones who are already using your bathrooms and pronouns.

 

[Perun]

Older dudes with beer guts are probably having issues with fluid not clearing; which causes that weird 'swollen belly, bird leg' body that many aged boomers get. Also because they are old and don't work out a lot, they lose muscle tone, which makes the fat they used to have under control, to become more prominent.

It’s visceral fat. Men have higher visceral:subcutaneous ratio than women so high estrogen would probably lower visceral fat if anything. A more extreme example would be palumboism, which is exclusive to steroid abusers, and the direct cause is still unknown (either visceral fat or organ growth but no one has tested why). A good example of someone with low visceral fat and high subcutaneous fat would be a sumo wrestler. Also gynecomastia (which is directly caused by estrogen) is very different than just having fat tits.

stop interfering with my beer hatred. I've definitely seen the big gut gym bros around too though.

Well men all over the world want bigger dicks, it is not possible to significantly enlarge the dick, but you can definitely get ball implants and ball lift surgery, so I just have to get in with the porn jews and start mass producing porn with men who have giant smooth balls, men will watch and think "wow I wish that was me" and bam, there is my ad right next to the video selling you a cream that promises big smooth balls. But really it gives you cancer. It ofc has to be porn that only exploits men so gay and tranny porn seems to be the way to go.

this sounds like a great product and I would love to invest in your company. Something like hyaluronic acid fillers but harmful would be nice, keep them plump and smooth.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

stop interfering with my beer hatred. I've definitely seen the big gut gym bros around too though.

Beer in older men is 100% the culprit. A life of low level, but constant beer drinking can mess with your kidneys and liver in a way that makes you retain water; and have severe issues clearing fluid from your tissues. Booze hounding is realistically something you can only get away with until you hit mid 30's. Then you definitely need to stop outright. But people are going to be people, and not take care of themselves.

EDIT: It's like the BPE issue with a lot of older men, where they literally cannot urinate anymore. A lot of that is caused by booze drinking into middle age, which causes issues of swelling and dehydration. Booze is poison. Don't get me wrong, a nice glass of cider, or a rum and coke is great, but not every day, or even every week. But people cannot self moderate.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Balls look funny

I think they are reaaaaal sexy but only the perky smooth perfectly spherical extra large ones.

That feel when you take a man's pants off and his balls are all small and wrinkly, yuck!

Men want bigger dicks because bigger dicks hurt women more. The function is what's important to them, not the aesthetics. Being insecure enough about aesthetics to let societal messaging pressure you into dangerous surgeries and immensely time-consuming and expensive beauty routines is an overwhelmingly feminine conceit, and the only men who'll be susceptible to it are the ones who are already using your bathrooms and pronouns.

Stop shitting on my dreams you lowly scrote! For all I know you are just trying to talk me out of this and next thing you know it is YOU who is selling the ball enhancement cream. I'm applying for the patent as we speak motherfucker.