Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Dyn]

Stop shitting on my dreams you lowly scrote! For all I know you are just trying to talk me out of this and next thing you know it is YOU who is selling the ball enhancement cream. I'm applying for the patent as we speak motherfucker.

I'm already selling boner pills that are marketed as "Empathy Enhancers" for alpha males too dominant and high-testosterone to function well in a feminised white-collar society, but then have a quiet little "Side Effects ; Enormous Boners" that they can deny is the real reason they're taking them.

If you want to market poison to males, you have to make it appeal to males.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

And they all interfere with the male hormone cycle. They also really only limit the loss, rather than actively reversing it in any real sense.

That’s why I said “to varying degrees”

 

[Lidl Drip]

I'm already selling boner pills that are marketed as "Empathy Enhancers" for alpha males too dominant and high-testosterone to function well in a feminised white-collar society, but then have a quiet little "Side Effects ; Enormous Boners" that they can deny is the real reason they're taking them.

If you want to market poison to males, you have to make it appeal to males.

I think this is gonna sell like hot cakes

 

[Heckler1]

As much as dudes complain about women being irrationally emotional, there is no bigger online hugbox than a group of men trying to find as many reasons as possible to avoid responsibility and self reflection.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

It's for insecure dudes.

Excess skin that causes real problems is only really a thing with extreme weight loss; and even then, so long as you're under 40, you can tighten it up with weightlifting; and IM. If you're over 40, then you probably shouldn't be having cosmetic surgery. On the grounds that it's surgery; and you are aged.

Spoiler: Old Man Balls, Jackass bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gLU99wxUyA

 

[Stan]

Remember to always ask a moid like this when he's due.

Lmao mom used to make that joke

"A salad? That's not food, live a little, enjoy this dinner, blah, blah.". Dude, eating out at a nice restaurant isn't exactly an unusual experience for me, and plus, if I want a damn salad, I want a damn salad. They're huge at restaurants; it's a real meal in any case. Mind your own plate.

Can we each post our favorite salad? Mine is a Caesar Salad topped with fried NC oysters.

Lemme ask you something (you and any woman here): have you ever heard a man in real life talking about women's labia/genitals in the way they do online? I recall one guy decades ago telling me about a previous partner's particulars (big clit or labia, something like that) - not even in a particularly disparaging way, more like omg wtf - but that was our early 20s and I've never heard a man say a thing about it since (except online).

I recall an episode where a college friend of mine nested one plastic cold cup in another and tore it a little at a 180 degree angle, and then said "this looks like a pussy."

man: builds fire in public park, strips nude, foot on each side of said fire, thrusts repeatedly while screaming "we's a havin' a weenie roast"

"I'll take deleted scenes from Freddy Got Fingered for $500, Alex."

artificial femininity like fake hair, hair dye, fake nails, fake lashes, tons of makeup, nosejobs, lip injections, breast implants, etc.

I heard from some kike witch: Be it harm none, do what ye will. I try to live that.
But as a lady who gets by without makeup, I don't want to force-team with moids with regards to their right to dress up like gender clowns.

P.S. I'm somewhat harder to grief with facedox than certain users named after certain radioactive gadgets.

 

[RichardMongler]

Madonna-whore complex. Men want women to look beautiful, but they don't want to know it's artifice. If they know it's artifice, then the woman is a vain whore tricking them with makeup and hair dye. Men don't want her to look frumpy, either; if she's looking frumpy then she's a dykewitch who's let herself go. Their ideal is that women should be effortlessly pretty, but also not the sort of self-involved women who would actually get their nails done or hair colored.

It's not my fault you struggle appearing presentable.

 

[Heckler1]

Can we each post our favorite salad?

A nice grilled chicken Caesar salad with a raspberry vinaigrette and candied walnuts is amazing.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Personally I like make-up and cause it is fun to do and a way to express yourself just like clothes are. I don't think there's anything wrong with makeup unless you feel like you HAVE to wear it. I kind of felt I had to wear it in high school to cover up blotchy puberty skin and cause I have blonde eyelashes (aka invisible), but now I just like to do it and think it's pretty. I think it's equally cringe to tell women we can't wear make-up and still be feminists as it is to tell women we have to wear make-up to appeal to men. Kind of sick of men constantly saying "Omg babe you don't need make up at all, idk why you spend so much time on it!!" cause I LIKE IT! FUCK YOURSELF!

Can we each post our favorite salad?

Salad with beets, goat cheese, roasted walnuts and honey-mustard dressing.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

• Tanning, whether at a tanning salon or a fake tan
• Professionally done haircuts and dye jobs
• Expensive manicures and pedicures
• Getting brows regularly done
• Expensive skincare routines
• Investing in expensive makeup and knowing how to use it
• Extra money on higher quality clothes and possible tailoring
• Regular spa treatments to maintain decent skin
• More expensive diets due to eating lots of fresh produce/meat to maintain physique
• Home gyms, gym memberships, and/or personal trainers
• Hair styling tools and products for home use
• Possible plastic surgery to minimize wrinkles/change nose/have bigger boobs

It's a shame that some women feel the need to go through all of this. I too dedicate a lot of time to taking care of myself, but not to that extent.

 

[Perun]

Personally I like make-up and cause it is fun to do and a way to express yourself just like clothes are. I don't think there's anything wrong with makeup unless you feel like you HAVE to wear it. I kind of felt I had to wear it in high school to cover up blotchy puberty skin and cause I have blonde eyelashes (aka invisible), but now I just like to do it and think it's pretty. I think it's equally cringe to tell women we can't wear make-up and still be feminists as it is to tell women we have to wear make-up to appeal to men. Kind of sick of men constantly saying "Omg babe you don't need make up at all, idk why you spend so much time on it!!" cause I LIKE IT! FUCK YOURSELF!

You can be a feminist and still wear make up, but it definitely isn't feminist. I find it hard to believe that make up is used as a form of self expression since most people wear make up in a similar fashion, to enhance their looks. Most people aren't doing some crazy creative thing. Not wearing make up is socially punished to some extent, and wearing creative make up is too. Plenty has been written about it from a feminist perspective though I'm sure you've read about it already so I won't repeat it. Maybe some women would still enjoy it and engage in it without social pressures, but these sort of arguments for make up, like "i enjoy it" is just the same libfem logic they use for sex work and every other practice that is harmful to women as a class that they are unwilling to give up or examine critically. They similarly argue that women get breast implants for themselves as if there isn't huge pressure for women to look a certain way. I don't think most women would wear make up everyday if they didn't feel like it's something expected of them. Fun, creative looks sometimes? Probably.

 

[Dyn]

it's equally cringe to tell women we can't wear make-up and still be feminists

Feminists can and do wear make-up. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be extra pretty on special occasions, and when it comes to daily use there is a massive amount of pressure on women to wear make-up, and you will suffer socially, romantically and professionally if you don't regularly wear it.

That said, I don't think you can still be a feminist if you don't at least recognise the immense harm it does to women as a class when we raise their baseline of acceptable public appearance to include a painted face.

 

[Lidl Drip]

You can be a feminist and still wear make up, but it definitely isn't feminist. I find it hard to believe that make up is used as a form of self expression since most people wear make up in a similar fashion, to enhance their looks. Most people aren't doing some crazy creative thing. Not wearing make up is socially punished to some extent, and wearing creative make up is too. Plenty has been written about it from a feminist perspective though I'm sure you've read about it already so I won't repeat it. Maybe some women would still enjoy it and engage in it without social pressures, but these sort of arguments for make up, like "i enjoy it" is just the same libfem logic they use for sex work and every other practice that is harmful to women as a class that they are unwilling to give up or examine critically. They similarly argue that women get breast implants for themselves as if there isn't huge pressure for women to look a certain way. I don't think most women would wear make up everyday if they didn't feel like it's something expected of them. Fun, creative looks sometimes? Probably.

I don't see any difference in wearing a pumpkin colored sweater cause it's fall and wearing some fall themed eyeshadow shades. I don't see why wearing clothes you like is okay but not wearing make-up. No man has ever complimented me on my make-up or noticed it at all, it's really just women who notice it and talk about it. I don't think women should be pressured to wear make-up but I also think it's comparable to breast implants or sex works at all since those involve bodily harm.

That said, I don't think you can still be a feminist if you don't at least recognise the immense harm it does to women as a class when we raise their baseline of acceptable public appearance to include a painted face.

Yeah of course, it shouldn't be something that's expected.

 

[K-Hole]

Well men all over the world want bigger dicks, it is not possible to significantly enlarge the dick, but you can definitely get ball implants and ball lift surgery, so I just have to get in with the porn jews and start mass producing porn with men who have giant smooth balls, men will watch and think "wow I wish that was me" and bam, there is my ad right next to the video selling you a cream that promises big smooth balls. But really it gives you cancer. It ofc has to be porn that only exploits men so gay and tranny porn seems to be the way to go.

Well men all over the world want bigger dicks

Not really. Not all of us. What we got already gives us trouble. Even being a bit over average gives some of us problems. I mean yeah, would be great to have to carry your dick around in a wheelbarrow (who wouldn't love that?), but still...

Anyway, been watching this thread. Been noticing how much you are engaging and loving every minute of it like you are winning some kind of war against men. Lol..

When I was younger and more naive I might be more magnanimous and just try to talk you down. But there's every chance you are poisoned and toxic, and nothing good comes from engaging with people like that. Still not sure what you are. Depends how old you are. If you are over 30/40 then there isn't much hope for you. Hopefully you are a bit younger.

I just picked the bigger dick comment because it is so typical of a bitter woman's perspective on men. Yeah, it's true, we DO all want bigger dicks, there is that. But don't hate us for it. And also take the time to realise, that as much as we would like that, every other woman we come in to contact with has trouble taking our already slightly over-sized portion. It must be hell on earth for guys with truly big dicks. But enough about big dicks, I think I'm about to turn gay (no homo).

There may be hope for you yet. Go out and get drunk with some proper geezers, who aren't trying to fuck you who aren't trying to game you, big brother alpha types like me (though I'm more of a Sigma really) who just want to tuck little sister girlies like you under our oh so protective wings.

I'm maybe being a little provocative here. I don't know. My mother is an extremely over-protective type (that hardly ever approves of my choice of women), and I hate that bitch with all my heart. But there's no reason why we couldn't get along on a date, is there? I mean, just as ""friends"". You would like that, wouldn't you?

 

[JambledUpWords]

You can be a feminist and still wear make up, but it definitely isn't feminist. I find it hard to believe that make up is used as a form of self expression since most people wear make up in a similar fashion, to enhance their looks. Most people aren't doing some crazy creative thing. Not wearing make up is socially punished to some extent, and wearing creative make up is too. Plenty has been written about it from a feminist perspective though I'm sure you've read about it already so I won't repeat it. Maybe some women would still enjoy it and engage in it without social pressures, but these sort of arguments for make up, like "i enjoy it" is just the same libfem logic they use for sex work and every other practice that is harmful to women as a class that they are unwilling to give up or examine critically. They similarly argue that women get breast implants for themselves as if there isn't huge pressure for women to look a certain way. I don't think most women would wear make up everyday if they didn't feel like it's something expected of them. Fun, creative looks sometimes? Probably.

If men can use facial hair to cover up things they’d rather hide (like a weak jawline), I don’t see how women using makeup is any worse.

Fun fact: most male celebrities you see on the red carpet are wearing foundation and/or concealer.

 

[Lidl Drip]

My balls are very small

wow, sorry to hear. I got a cream for that.

 

[Dyn]

If men can use facial hair to cover up things they’d rather hide (like a weak jawline), I don’t see how women using makeup is any worse.

Because beards are free and don't take any time out of your day to apply. Growing a beard is the exact opposite of maintaining an unfairly high beauty standard.

If you wanted to compare this to men, the question would be "Why do men have to shave to look professional?", and I'd agree that they shouldn't, and I'd also add that shaving your face is still far, far less of an imposition than putting on a full coat of slavepaint every day.

 

[Stan]

and you will suffer socially, romantically and professionally if you don't regularly wear it.

Speak for yourself girlfriend

When I was younger and more naive I might be more magnanimous and just try to talk you down. But there's every chance you are poisoned and toxic, and nothing good comes from engaging with people like that. Still not sure what you are. Depends how old you are. If you are over 30/40 then there isn't much hope for you. Hopefully you are a bit younger.

Thank you, please don’t change your mind about this. We are definitely toxic and would ruin your big beautiful dick so stay away, stay far away!!

https://youtu.be/8jZFnKZcids?si=zKjpNR-CjPfgmcTX

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

 

[Lidl Drip]

The men who come into this thread really justify it's existence.