Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[K-Hole]

wow, sorry to hear. I got a cream for that.

Now we're getting somewhere, baby!

Gonna carry you back home in my arms, I will take you home!

Spoiler: Lyrics

Little girl lost
In a forest of dreams.
It's a dark old wood
And it's damp with dew.
Hoot owl hoots
For a moment it seems
Something big and cold
Got ahold of you.
Just when everything gets scary,
Daddy's come 'round for his darlin' again.
Hold my hand with your little fingers.
Daddy's loving arms gonna gather you in.
Ain't no way the Bogeyman can get you,
You can close your eyes, the world is gonna let you,
Your daddy's here and never will forget you,
I will take you home.
I will take you home.
Gonna carry you back home
In my arms.
I will take you home.
Long is the road
We must travel on down.
Short are the legs
That will struggle behind.
I wish I knew for sure
Just where we're bound,
What we will be doin'
And what we're gonna find.
Wherever we go, there will be birds to cheer you
Flowers to color in the fields around.
Wherever we go, I'll be right here near you
You can't get lost when you're always found.
Ain't no fog that's thick enough to hide you
Your daddy's gonna be right here beside you
If your fears should start to get inside you.
I will take you home.
I will take you home.
Gonna carry you back home
In my arms.
I will take you home.

Little girl lost
In a forest of dreams.
It's a dark old wood
And it's damp with dew.
Hoot owl hoots
For a moment it seems
Something big and cold
Got ahold of you.
Just when everything gets scary,
Daddy's come 'round for his darlin' again.
Hold my hand with your little fingers.
Daddy's loving arms gonna gather you in.
Ain't no way the Bogeyman can get you,
You can close your eyes, the world is gonna let you,
Your daddy's here and never will forget you,


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I'm a fucking asshole in real life. Certainly not the type of man you should be talking to on the internet.

But I will say this: I hope you find a good man, they are few and far between and most of your fears are well-founded. You got good filters. Don't take too long now...

All the best Sis! Happy hunting!

 

[fake farts]

I just don't believe that men say this shit honestly and not just to get good-boy points. Why are Bella Delphine and all the other e-whores so popular despite literally wearing a full face of clown make-up? I have never once seen men fawn over a woman who was genuinely not wearing make-up. The only way I can see this being true is if a woman is genuinely bad at applying it and it looks bad because of that.

Anyways, we should start imposing more ridiculous beauty standards on men. Why are men not ashamed if they have big saggy balls? Personally I would only fuck a guy with big, natural but perfectly perky balls. Ball-lifts and ball-bras need to become a thing. All balding men need to wear a hairpiece. Penis should be bleached to be cute and pink. Men with small balls need to get ball-implants because big balls will be the beauty standard, but at the same time we will only produce pants that fit only small balls so men have to pay extra to get big-ball tailored pants.

Let's be honest, baldlets need to do better than hairpieces. They need to, at the very least, wear those laser light retard helmets at home multiple times a day (which cost in the thousands by the way) paired with Rogaine and industrial strength Finasteride and/or Deutasteride. Finasteride is the most effective known agent for reversing hair loss by the way, and in typical male privilege, women can't use it. Deutasteride is possible, but probably not recommended, so women cursed with hair loss have to use less effective means.

Better yet, don't date or breed with baldlets or potential baldlets. Look to his dad, uncles, brothers, granddads, ladies. Baldlets need to die out quicker than manlets.

 

[Dyn]

Better yet, don't date or breed with baldlets or potential baldlets. Look to his dad, ladies.

Male pattern baldness comes from the mother, you have to look at his maternal grandfather.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Better yet, don't date or breed with baldlets or potential baldlets. Look to his dad, uncles, brothers, granddads, ladies. Baldlets need to die out quicker than manlets.

Never in my life have I given a man without a full head of hair a chance.

 

[Heckler1]

But there's every chance you are poisoned and toxic,

I dunno. I think @Lidl Drip is just being a shitposting funnster, while also giving gorls a space to vent about the cavalcade of lummoxes calling themselves men. This thread is mostly shitposting and genuine venting based on actual experiences, which is miles better than every thread about a woman being filled with unimaginative variants of old Pixyteri memes and synonyms for whore.

Also be less boring please.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I'd also add that shaving your face is still far, far less of an imposition than putting on a full coat of slavepaint every day.

You overestimate how much makeup most women wear daily. A lot of women I know can do it in 5-10 minutes, or less.

 

[fake farts]

Finasteride, dutasteride, and minoxidil all work to varying degrees. Hair loss in men and women is caused by hair follicle sensitivity to DHT, Men just have more DHT.

Pumpkin seed oil and saw palmetto are alternatives that aren't as strong as Finasteride and Deutasteride, but they do work. Topically (shampoo, conditioner, oils) and orally in vitamins is ideal. Pumpkin seed oil actually has at least one scientific study backing it (scientific studies for "natural" treatments are extremely rare in general), I'm not sure about saw palmetto. Saw palmetto is advised to not be taken for pregnant women though, and I've seen a shampoo/conditioner with it come with one of those typical California warnings. Funny how Cali slaps that on everything when their state is probably one of the most polluted in the country.

 

[Dyn]

You overestimate how much makeup most women wear daily. A lot of women I know can do it in 5-10 minutes, or less.

And that's still 30 hours every year that men aren't expected to spend to look 'presentable'.

 

[fake farts]

I'm in the Bible belt so of course the only thing we got taught about contraception was exaggerated failure rates. No mention of the many uses of birth control that have nothing to do with pregnancy prevention (which I think should be taught since girls with endo/pcos/pmdd/etc shouldn't think their only option is popping midol and suffering in silence).

We also got taught women have no sex drives of their own and only have sex to bond emotionally with their partners. I'm pretty sure the curriculum was created by some kind of religious group despite being a public school. Fundies are constantly telling on themselves for being unable to pleasure their wives.

Dunno where you are, but I am also in the "Bible Belt", or Sun Belt, a much nicer term. And I was taught all that shit in fifth grade. Then again, this was the late 90s, probably the last halfway decent decade.

 

[Lidl Drip]

And that's still 30 hours every year that men aren't expected to spend to look 'presentable'.

Do you have a fun word for high heels like "slavepaint"?

 

[FuckedOffToff]

I just giggle about how much they tell on themselves by having no idea what female bodies actually look like or how they function. It's like when Ben Shapiro revealed his wife's vagina is drier than the Sahara.

 

[Dyn]

Do you have a fun word for high heels like "slavepaint"?

Rape shoes.

 

[Heckler1]

Do you have a fun word for high heels like "slavepaint"?

Slut Stilts

Fake Eyelashes are Cumbrellas.

 

[JambledUpWords]

And that's still 30 hours every year that men aren't expected to spend to look 'presentable'.

Men should put more effort into looking presentable because I’m tired of looking at men that see hygiene as “optional.”

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Seeing pseudointellectual modern art niggas constantly praise Andy Worhol makes me wish I could travel back in time and take Valerie Solanas to a practice range.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Wake up in the morning, take a shower, put on my boob-prison, put on my oppression fashion, put on my slavepaint, curl my hair with my suffer-stick, put on my rape shoes and and I am ready to head out he door to get sexually harassed by my boss. Such is life as a femoid.

 

[fake farts]

You can be a feminist and still wear make up, but it definitely isn't feminist. I find it hard to believe that make up is used as a form of self expression since most people wear make up in a similar fashion, to enhance their looks. Most people aren't doing some crazy creative thing. Not wearing make up is socially punished to some extent, and wearing creative make up is too. Plenty has been written about it from a feminist perspective though I'm sure you've read about it already so I won't repeat it. Maybe some women would still enjoy it and engage in it without social pressures, but these sort of arguments for make up, like "i enjoy it" is just the same libfem logic they use for sex work and every other practice that is harmful to women as a class that they are unwilling to give up or examine critically. They similarly argue that women get breast implants for themselves as if there isn't huge pressure for women to look a certain way. I don't think most women would wear make up everyday if they didn't feel like it's something expected of them. Fun, creative looks sometimes? Probably.

Well said. I think makeup can be fun, and I honestly enjoy it sometimes, but wearing it is not a feminist act. Makeup companies are more often than not, run by men, usually fags. They profit off of our insecurities just like the fashion industry (also largely run by fags) does. Not to mention the problems with mica mining. The truth is, you can't escape exploitation with anything in the modern world, unless you go full on Uncle Ted or 70s rad fems living on a farm and doing their own homesteading. But you can pick your battles, and some women chose to forgo makeup for those reasons. I think my main problem in this never ending debate is when women attack other women for it, instead of attacking the industry.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Little girl lost
In a forest of dreams.
It's a dark old wood
And it's damp with dew.
Hoot owl hoots
For a moment it seems
Something big and cold
Got ahold of you.
Just when everything gets scary,
Daddy's come 'round for his darlin' again.
Hold my hand with your little fingers.
Daddy's loving arms gonna gather you in.
Ain't no way the Bogeyman can get you,
You can close your eyes, the world is gonna let you,
Your daddy's here and never will forget you,

The grateful dead is actually ass tbh
and it's almost pitiful how moids need to take fucking drugs and shit to be creative and "deep".
It's like reading those ancient greek philosophy texts and it just saying shit that moids think are profound but I've thought about since like kindergarten and shit.

 

[Ann Berlin]

This isn't specifically men but it's especially sickening that men do it: med students non-consensual pelvic exams on anaesthetized female surgery patients. At first I saw articles about gyno surgery patients getting it but even if you go in for knee surgery your vagina isn't your property anymore.

I see no mentions of my state banning this. I hope I don't need surgery but is there a way I can point blank deny this practice? I saw something about the patients signing a vague waiver that says med students will be part of the procedures without saying what for. I'd hate to deny medical education on anything but I don't care how sterile and educational the environment is. I can't sign something like that knowing what could happen.

Breast and prostate examinations have happened the same way. I know surgeons have to be a little antisocial but what the fuck.

edit: waiver means nothing actually, there are testimonies that flat out ignored it giving the women a false sense of security. vile.

 

[Android raptor]

Wake up in the morning, take a shower, put on my boob-prison, put on my oppression fashion, put on my slavepaint, curl my hair with my suffer-stick, put on my rape shoes and and I am ready to head out he door to get sexually harassed by my boss. Such is life as a femoid.

I just wake up, get a shower, and maybe put clothes on