Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Mayhem]

All a male has to do to flirt with a girl is literally just treat her like a human being - ask her open-ended questions, don’t focus on her appearance but compliment her (like, ”That’s a cool Misfits t-shirt, have you seen them live before?”), and, above all, be fucking interested in what she has to say. And do it sober. It astonishes me how males think there is such a mystery to flirting that they posit over “what on earth do women want, wah it’s so hard” when all we want is to be treated like people.

 

[blur]

Are artificial wombs good or bad for women?

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Are artificial wombs good or bad for women?

All implantation of machinery on either gender attributes some level of cyber-psychosis depending on the degree of the augmentation. However an artificial womb shouldn't cause a lady to go full Cyber-Psycho as the womb isn't a direct neural connection.
It's like you don't even read your Cyberpunk, How will you ever be prepared for the future???

 

[Stan]

You're supposed to do it in bars and clubs, not on the street to women who are just trying to go about their day.

Agreed. Hitting on women is context-dependent, but even the dullest PUA books aren't going to recommend strategies like shouting at her from across the street, or whispering threateningly in her ear what a temptress she is on the subway.
Actually, wait. Maybe they do. But boys, if you're going to "day bang" look to the retirees. They're the ones with open schedules at 10:00am.

Are artificial wombs good or bad for women?

They're bad news for men, I'll tell you that much.

 

[FarmVille]

What is the Starbucks gentleman’s kiwifarms handle and why is it Norbert the Tiger

 

[BeetleBug242]

Most sane manlet

 

[starbies]

“Shit like this is why men are turning to foreigners to find a mate.”

this is probably a discussion for the pickme thread but by fOrEigNerS they mean retarded pinas. third worldie gorls are some of the most retarded pickmes alive (not for long kek) and pilipinas take the #1 spot. I used to feel bad for the trafficed girls but seriously, if you're going to make youtube videos saying how you make a better wife than those nasty white karens then you deserve it (obviously not all of them not that that's needed to be said)

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I can't fucking do this anymore man they got fucking brittany broski too

i hate this pedo john with the passion of a thousand Ted Bundies. #freebrittany

 

[Blackhole]

Are artificial wombs good or bad for women?

They are not going to exist for a very long time. The human womb and the ovaries are complex organs that the current Science™ cannot replicate with 100% accuracy or efficiency.

Most sane manlet

That moid should take the Dwarfpill. Grow a large beard, start working underground, learn about geology, make blacksmithing his hobby.

i hate this pedo john with the passion of a thousand Ted Bundies. #freebrittany

Kill turkroaches, incinerate turkroaches, throw turkroaches into sulfuric acid, curbstomp turkroaches, obliterate turkroaches with 12 gauge.

 

[LimeRikki]

That moid should take the Dwarfpill. Grow a large beard, start working underground, learn about geology, make blacksmithing his hobby.

Seconded. Embracing it earns respect.

Short men can be kings, sadly they are usually just bitter insecure scrotes.

 

[blur]

Agreed. Hitting on women is context-dependent, but even the dullest PUA books aren't going to recommend strategies like shouting at her from across the street, or whispering threateningly in her ear what a temptress she is on the subway.
Actually, wait. Maybe they do. But boys, if you're going to "day bang" look to the retirees. They're the ones with open schedules at 10:00am.

They're bad news for men, I'll tell you that much.

Why are they bad news? It would at least relieve the dependence on the opposite sex in reproduction for both sexes.

 

[Dyn]

That moid should take the Dwarfpill. Grow a large beard, start working underground, learn about geology, make blacksmithing his hobby.

Agreed, the only hole manlets should ever be allowed into is a mineshaft.

 

[starbies]

Seconded. Embracing it earns respect.

Short men can be kings, sadly they are usually just bitter insecure scrotes.

i think there are some short guys who are pretty great (as great as scrotes can be) but they are few and far between and becoming rarer and rarer every day. i'm not 100% blackpilled (yet) but every "short king" i've seen have been guys of average height. otoh, thanks to manosphere and the like, guys over 6' have been elevated to godhood status, so tall men are no good either.
loosely related if you're a short woman guys always say the creepiest stuff during flirting stage and it's like, why do you think saying "I can pick you up and shove you in a suitcase" is funny or sexy?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

why are women authors better at writing men than men themselves?

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Let your daughter make money. Earn her trust, and give her the knowledge/confidence to handle herself in the face of retarded/perverted men, which is a skill that she will need to utilize her whole life. Your protectiveness does not actually help at all.

IOW: 'Let her get sexually harassed and assaulted while she's still a child so that it can contribute to shaping her into her adulthood.'

Fucking what?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

IOW: 'Let her get sexually harassed and assaulted while she's still a child so that it can contribute to shaping her into her adulthood.'

Fucking what?

normalize castrating men on the street if they so much as oggle you

i hate this pedo john with the passion of a thousand Ted Bundies. #freebrittany

we can save her but her the chances are low. ever since she moved to LA she's been faghagging and bashing christianity.

 

[starbies]

why are women authors better at writing men than men themselves?

here's my take: women authors aren't better at writing men, they are good at writing better men. I grew up reading my fair share of princess diaries, romance stories, fanfics, shoujo manga etc and got slapped by reality when I realised irl men are not graceful and sweet at all; they are gross, uncouth, clunky, slobberly monsters. even Edward Cullen was pretty nice compared to what teenage scrotes are actually like.

IOW: 'Let her get sexually harassed and assaulted while she's still a child so that it can contribute to shaping her into her adulthood.'

Fucking what?

i think she is trying to say that women need to learn how to deal with creepy men by themselves since we have to do it every moment we are not sleeping. i know we all learned the hard way that moids will find every single opportunity to be a pedo creep when your parents are looking away for one second.

 

[Andrealphus Fag 2]

why are women authors better at writing men than men themselves?

Probably bc men are desparete to live out power fantasies.

 

[Tilapia]

OW: 'Let her get sexually harassed and assaulted while she's still a child so that it can contribute to shaping her into her adulthood.'

Fucking what?

Oh, come on. It's a part-time job, not a brothel. Afterschool and summer jobs are typically a rite of passage for teenagers. It is counterproductive to tell teenage boys to get jobs & earn spending money while encouraging teenage girls to stay home out of fear. Creating a strong, trusted support system with open communication is far more important for daughters than restricting their movement & narrowing down their opportunities.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Jesus Christ, they just asked her if she was okay!

Candi: Ma'am, will you be okay with Congressman Ryan? Alone?
Jonah: She'll... what? She'll be fine!
POTUS: Actually, why don't you stay, Candi?
Jonah: (IN HUSHED VOICE) Jesus Christ, it's not like I'm gonna rapе the president.
POTUS: Oh! I'm sorry, did you just say you aren't going to rapе the president?
Jonah: Of course I'm not. Why would I say I would?
POTUS: Why would you say you wouldn't?
Jonah: Because I wouldn't!
POTUS: I think maybe your people should come in, too.
Candi: Gentlemen!
Ben: What did he do, ma'am?
Jonah: Nothing! I didn't do anything!
POTUS: Well, he threatened to not rapе the president.
Jonah: Yeah, that's not a threat, that's a promise.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Oh, come on. It's a part-time job, not a brothel. Afterschool and summer jobs are typically a rite of passage for teenagers. It is counterproductive to tell teenage boys to get jobs & earn spending money while encouraging teenage girls to stay home out of fear. Creating a strong, trusted support system with open communication is far more important for daughters than restricting their movement & narrowing down their opportunities.

i think she is trying to say that women need to learn how to deal with creepy men by themselves since we have to do it every moment we are not sleeping. i know we all learned the hard way that moids will find every single opportunity to be a pedo creep when your parents are looking away for one second.

I'm not saying they shouldn't be able to get jobs and I understood the first iteration. The thing is that those girls are kids who need to be protected while they're that vulnerable because we know what often happens to them when they aren't protected in some measure. Parents need to give the men around their daughters the stank eye and maybe issue a few vague threats, and explain to her why they have to. You don't let a kid learn how a stove works by standing back to see if they learn the hard way that it's hot just because it would make a bigger lasting impression on them than taking measures to keep them safe and explain why. Absolutely let the kid use the stove, but help them out until they reach the point of self sufficiency with using it responsibly. I hope I'm communicating this a bit better, I apologize if I'm failing in my sleep deprived state.

I went through a lot of sexual harassment as a child that would have been so much worse if my father hadn't been protective of me at that age.