Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

They literally gay opping over man loneliness woman thread wtf

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If he really wanted to get out of those DM chain hugboxes, he’d just tag in @AmberHeardSupporter to spam it with male suicide gore.

I also used to be tagged into those DM chains but I reliably brought in shitposters, so no one really DMs me anymore. Well, besides the usual shitpost DM threads that everyone is invited to.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

But women who act this belligerent to get asspats from males deeply confuse me.

These women confuse me too. At first I thought it was some sort of mating strategy but these pick-me queens have yet to take me up on my offer to match them with the most eligible bachelors in the woman hate thread

 

[keke]

Like sure, 18 is ~legally~ an adult but that's only 6 months to a year out of high school, usually. That's a kid, dude. And let's be very real: that's probably why she was targeted.

I don't know why they default to to the extreme of "I guess we can't talk to anyone ever!!!" every time, not only is that extremely childish, petulant and purposefully exagerrated but it's also not true.

Good point, these people will complain it doesn’t matter that she’s 18 no matter how old the guy is because it’s two consenting adults and women are just jealous younger people get attention. Then you’ll catch them admitting they like teenagers because they are incredibly easy to control and manipulate especially as it’s their first relationship and will defer. So it’s not a matter of two consenting adults, they know that and never acknowledge women are senstive to it because they experienced it as teens themselves. There’s that famous case of Demi Lovato when she turned the same age her adult boyfriend was when he dated her as a teenager, and was disgusted at the thought of dating someone the age she was back then. So many women shared the same experiences as her.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Good point, these people will complain it doesn’t matter that she’s 18 no matter how old the guy is because it’s two consenting adults and women are just jealous younger people get attention. Then you’ll catch them admitting they like teenagers because they are incredibly easy to control and manipulate especially as it’s their first relationship and will defer. So it’s not a matter of two consenting adults, they know that and never acknowledge women are senstive to it because they experienced it as teens themselves. There’s that famous case of Demi Lovato when she turned the same age her adult boyfriend was when he dated her as a teenager, and was disgusted at the thought of dating someone the age she was. So many women shared the same experiences as her.

Oh and in this vein of news rekeita just said an underage Courtney Stodden was hot so yeah kill all men

 

[Stan]

These women confuse me too. At first I thought it was some sort of mating strategy but these pick-me queens have yet to take me up on my offer to match them with the most eligible bachelors in the woman hate thread

Maybe they're just lonely. or maybe they are just men.

 

[Madame Souza]

might be the most male post ive ever seen. the way he frames it is odd. nobody is forcing him to come in here. he can read the tranny threads and not have to deal with the "fat useless" women. his post gives off domestic abuser vibes. like were provoking him by saying what we want in the one thread we can do that.

I don’t understand how we’re here on the Kiwi Farms and they’re not getting this. If they’re not the newest of newfags, they’re presumably aware of the Farms’ anti-fraternization policy referred to as “No Cowtipping.” How are they not mentally capable of applying the same rule to this thread? I mean, if they see us as cows to be mocked, it stands to reason that the place to do so is the Woman Hate thread or the meta hate thread and not on our thread itself. They get to say what they want and respond to what they want, we’re free to ignore it because it’s not ruining the flow of our own thread. Problem solved.
Except not, because they can’t bear to just talk about it amongst themselves. The women have to hear what are surely airtight, original arguments, according to them, and they don’t seem to be okay with us having one thread where that isn’t the case.

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Sorry for the shit quality but I decided to make a moidbingo per @MasterBaiter s request. Lmk if any better ideas

Needs a “they voted for this”

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Maybe they're just lonely. or maybe they are just men.

I feel like a man would be more likely to take me up on the offer. I distinctly remember a moid or two in the thread that are straight but still fuck men because of their overwhelming hate of women.

 

[Stan]

I feel like a man would be more likely to take me up on the offer. I distinctly remember a moid or two in the thread that are straight but still fuck men because of their overwhelming hate of women.

I'd hate to be the one to break it to them, but those men are not straight.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I'd hate to be the one to break it to them, but those men are not straight.

Incels often go prison-gay cause no women want them. You can see it in trannies going "T4T" because lesbian women don't want their penises like they hoped they would.

 

[Stan]

Incels often go prison-gay cause no women want them. You can see it in trannies going "T4T" because lesbian women don't want their penises amholes, sissy clits, and mountains of emotional baggage like they hoped they would.

FTFY

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Asking me to give a shit about the ‘male loneliness epidemic’ and their endless suicide baiting while they call random women whales and hate them…

Holy shit you took the words straight from my mouth. Men have done nothing for the past 15 years but try to downplay, ignore, or even say we deserve womens issues from small shit like catcalling to the wage gap to rape. They’ve done nothing but tell us we’re over exaggerating, that we’re just attackin men, to saying we lie. Men gave zero fucks to care about our problems yet I’m supposed to cry over what? Men being fucking lonely? The least serious problem on the planet? Yeah ok I’ll cry over men being lonely when they stop raping and murdering us. Or when they stop downplaying our oppression or throwing temper tantrums over feminism or a woman just existing as a main character in a movie or every other actual problem women have that men have told us was “not that big a deal”. who the fuck are they to demand our kindness?

 

[Dread First]

Not a woman, but i wanna whinge about how fucking DISGUSTING men are with public restrooms.

We have a nice office but the men’s room routinely looks like fucking low tide at Jones Beach: water all over the floor, sink constantly wet, and no regard for how much soap they’re letting sit on the fucking counter. Don’t even get me started on the noxious odour of dried piss near the urinals either.

It’s gotten to a point where I take the sprays and paper towels from the janitors closet just to do SOMETHING about it. I was whinging about this to a coworker on lunch, and he was like “bruh just let the cleaning lady do it.” Yeah I’d let her do it too IF I DIDNT CONSTANTLY GET THE BOTTOM OF MY SHIRT WET BECAUSE I LEANED JUST A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO A DAMP SINK.

FYI - it don’t matter how much you clean because it ALWAYS goes back to being waterlogged. Fucking why???? Do other cultures not fucking threaten boys AND girls with a shoe beating if they don’t help with the chores?!

My most sincere apologies for posting in this DMZ. I hope my contribution was worthwhile.

 

[Freya]

Holy shit you took the words straight from my mouth. Men have done nothing for the past 15 years but try to downplay, ignore, or even say we deserve womens issues from small shit like catcalling to the wage gap to rape. They’ve done nothing but tell us we’re over exaggerating, that we’re just attackin men, to saying we lie. Men gave zero fucks to care about our problems yet I’m supposed to cry over what? Men being fucking lonely? The least serious problem on the planet? Yeah ok I’ll cry over men being lonely when they stop raping and murdering us. Or when they stop downplaying our oppression or throwing temper tantrums over feminism or a woman just existing as a main character in a movie or every other actual problem women have that men have told us was “not that big a deal”. who the fuck are they to demand our kindness?

"heh. thought you wanted equality"

 

[Stan]

Not a woman, but i wanna whinge about how fucking DISGUSTING men are with public restrooms.

We have a nice office but the men’s room routinely looks like fucking low tide at Jones Beach: water all over the floor, sink constantly wet, and no regard for how much soap they’re letting sit on the fucking counter. Don’t even get me started on the noxious odour of dried piss near the urinals either.

It’s gotten to a point where I take the sprays and paper towels from the janitors closet just to do SOMETHING about it. I was whinging about this to a coworker on lunch, and he was like “bruh just let the cleaning lady do it.” Yeah I’d let her do it too IF I DIDNT CONSTANTLY GET THE BOTTOM OF MY SHIRT WET BECAUSE I LEANED JUST A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO A DAMP SINK.

FYI - it don’t matter how much you clean because it ALWAYS goes back to being waterlogged. Fucking why???? Do other cultures not fucking threaten boys AND girls with a shoe beating if they don’t help with the chores?!

My most sincere apologies for posting in this DMZ. I hope my contribution was worthwhile.

Thank you for sharing. No wonder the trannies want to use the ladies' room.

 

[Dread First]

Thank you for sharing. No wonder the trannies want to use the ladies' room.

Meanwhile the trannies themselves, pre-trooning, are the type of douchebags who’d move away from a urinal without flushing and with a visible puddle of piss on the floor.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Maybe I missed it but the guy's age wasn't stated and the girl's was stated as 18. That's VERY young. Young enough to where those baristas recognized that she maybe wouldn't know how to shake this random older man who thought he was staging a meet cute while she was just trying to study. Like sure, 18 is ~legally~ an adult but that's only 6 months to a year out of high school, usually. That's a kid, dude. And let's be very real: that's probably why she was targeted.

I don't know why they default to to the extreme of "I guess we can't talk to anyone ever!!!" every time, not only is that extremely childish, petulant and purposefully exagerrated but it's also not true. There are appropriate places to meet new people irl. Those places are: social events, work, school, and church/temple/whatever. If someone is studying alone at a Starbucks, and are thus clearly NOT AT A PLACE WHERE THEY PLAN TO SOCIALIZE then they should be left alone out of respect for their personal space. It legit doesn't matter how cute or pretty you think she is. If she is doing something that is explicitly nonsocial, you owe it to her to leave her the fuck alone. Its just respect. Even though I know disrespecting women's personal space is often their goal.

Edit: oop sorry, I didn't know I was responding to something so many pages back lol this thread moves so fast!

I know several men irl who are still seething about this article, saying stuff like "this is why men don't approach women." If you can't approach someone without setting off alarm bells, if you think someone working or studying at Starbucks wants you to strike up a conversation, please stop approaching women altogether.

 

[NoReturn]

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A&N rules

Modded like to cheat, or modded to be smaller for her hands, because the former is retarded but the latter would actually make sense.
Women have smaller hands.

 

[Madame Souza]

OMG! First on the bathroom note, we have a normal single-occupant bathroom at my job. I had to wipe pee off the toilet seat just this morning. These are educated professionals. I do not work with a single man who doesn’t have a J.D. at least. It ain’t the first time I’ve had to do this, either. It’s just plain RUDE!

Second, I used to work for a residential cleaning company. If any of you live with or share a bathroom with a man in any scenario and have never thought to check the wall behind the toilet for pee, do it now, puke, and then make him clean that shit up or ask for janitorial to do it, whichever is appropriate, in that order.

Because there 100% WILL be pee on the wall behind the toilet and often at the base as well if it isn’t specifically being cleaned on the regular. Especially if you live with a man who drinks.

Also, the “women’s bathrooms are way grosser” has been an internet meme since like 2010 and I’ve never seen it to be true. I’ve cleaned lots of bathrooms, including public bathrooms, in my day, and the men’s room always smells like pee and is generally just in disarray always. This can be verified in nongendered single-occupancy bathrooms, as well. You can tell they’re nongendered because you can tell men use them because they’re extra messy and smell like pee.

Women’s main annoying/gross public bathroom habit is assuming an unflushed toilet is broken and then ignoring it forever when it probably works perfectly fine. This sometimes leads to multiple unflushed toilets in the same bathroom that everyone avoids. That’s irritating to me. I would also prefer not to have to flush the poop of a stranger, but you don’t always get what you want.

To conclude the bathroom sperg, the seat AND the lid should be down at all times. Everyone lifts it, everyone puts it back. Win win. Never understood how this is even an argument.

 

[Stan]

Meanwhile the trannies themselves, pre-trooning, are the type of douchebags who’d move away from a urinal without flushing and with a visible puddle of piss on the floor.

They actually get worse post troon because he’s wearing corsets everywhere and does fuck all around the house.

OMG! First on the bathroom note, we have a normal single-occupant bathroom at my job. I had to wipe pee off the toilet seat just this morning. These are educated professionals. I do not work with a single man who doesn’t have a J.D. at least. It ain’t the first time I’ve had to do this, either. It’s just plain RUDE!

Second, I used to work for a residential cleaning company. If any of you live with or share a bathroom with a man in any scenario and have never thought to check the wall behind the toilet for pee, do it now, puke, and then make him clean that shit up or ask for janitorial to do it, whichever is appropriate, in that order.

Because there 100% WILL be pee on the wall behind the toilet and often at the base as well if it isn’t specifically being cleaned on the regular. Especially if you live with a man who drinks.

Also, the “women’s bathrooms are way grosser” has been an internet meme since like 2010 and I’ve never seen it to be true. I’ve cleaned lots of bathrooms, including public bathrooms, in my day, and the men’s room always smells like pee and is generally just in disarray always. This can be verified in nongendered single-occupancy bathrooms, as well. You can tell they’re nongendered because you can tell men use them because they’re extra messy and smell like pee.

Women’s main annoying/gross public bathroom habit is assuming an unflushed toilet is broken and then ignoring it forever when it probably works perfectly fine. This sometimes leads to multiple unflushed toilets in the same bathroom that everyone avoids. That’s irritating to me. I would also prefer not to have to flush the poop of a stranger, but you don’t always get what you want.

To conclude the bathroom sperg, the seat AND the lid should be down at all times. Everyone lifts it, everyone puts it back. Win win. Never understood how this is even an argument.

This is degrading. As in, I would complain to HR degrading in hopes to get a reminder sign posted on the back of the bathroom door.
Why can’t the men just sit down to pee, anyway? What’s so wrong with that

 

[Big Miss Steak]

OMG! First on the bathroom note, we have a normal single-occupant bathroom at my job. I had to wipe pee off the toilet seat just this morning. These are educated professionals. I do not work with a single man who doesn’t have a J.D. at least. It ain’t the first time I’ve had to do this, either. It’s just plain RUDE!

Second, I used to work for a residential cleaning company. If any of you live with or share a bathroom with a man in any scenario and have never thought to check the wall behind the toilet for pee, do it now, puke, and then make him clean that shit up or ask for janitorial to do it, whichever is appropriate, in that order.

Because there 100% WILL be pee on the wall behind the toilet and often at the base as well if it isn’t specifically being cleaned on the regular. Especially if you live with a man who drinks.

Also, the “women’s bathrooms are way grosser” has been an internet meme since like 2010 and I’ve never seen it to be true. I’ve cleaned lots of bathrooms, including public bathrooms, in my day, and the men’s room always smells like pee and is generally just in disarray always. This can be verified in nongendered single-occupancy bathrooms, as well. You can tell they’re nongendered because you can tell men use them because they’re extra messy and smell like pee.

Women’s main annoying/gross public bathroom habit is assuming an unflushed toilet is broken and then ignoring it forever when it probably works perfectly fine. This sometimes leads to multiple unflushed toilets in the same bathroom that everyone avoids. That’s irritating to me. I would also prefer not to have to flush the poop of a stranger, but you don’t always get what you want.

To conclude the bathroom sperg, the seat AND the lid should be down at all times. Everyone lifts it, everyone puts it back. Win win. Never understood how this is even an argument.

I've cleaned bathrooms and while women have the menstrual product bin, which can be particularly vile, the men's bathroom was always much worse. In addition to peeing everywhere, men also leave pubes everywhere.