Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Dyn]

also, null was LITERALLY MANGOSTEEN

SO DONT FUCKING RESPECT THEM, DONT FUCKING DATE THEM, DONT FUCKING CLICK MY LINKS.

I mean Christ, all I did was make this subforum to support a gender which actually pleasantly surprised me, and folks are voting this thread "MATI" and suggesting I'm simping. I've said repeatedly that this was just my experience and in no way should indicate how everybody else will feel. I've said the Beauty Parlor is a woman's space, so I'm not trying to hide anything. I've-

ahh fuck it, I'm closing this thread, fuck you and fuck A&N, I can never post a single goddamn thread in here without you faggots making A&N threads it up in some way or another. I should've learned my lesson long ago and never left the intelligent, rational forum where I don't have to deal with clueless idiots and morons like you people. I'm going back to BP and staying there, since it has a microscopic fraction of the retards and trolls populating A&N.

I guess that should strike me as being ironic, but it's more sad to me than anything. Thanks for running me out of my own goddamn forum.

 

[Stan]

SO DONT FUCKING RESPECT THEM, DONT FUCKING DATE THEM, DONT FUCKING CLICK MY LINKS.

(lmfao)
Happy Lowtax Death-a-versary.

 

[Null]

Thanks for running me out of my own goddamn forum.

This is why it's always so fucking eyerolling when people go "literally lowtax" at me. Bro, the defining feature of his administration was absenteeism. He was unwilling to stay involved in its day to day affairs. You can't point at me telling you to pound sand because you're not getting your way and say "that's just like Lowtax" unless you're just trying to find a way to rationalize acting like a child screaming "I HATE YOU!!!" at mommy.

 

[Dyn]

This is why it's always so fucking eyerolling when people go "literally lowtax" at me. Bro, the defining feature of his administration was absenteeism. He was unwilling to stay involved in its day to day affairs. You can't point at me telling you to pound sand because you're not getting your way and say "that's just like Lowtax" unless you're just trying to find a way to rationalize acting like a child screaming "I HATE YOU!!!" at mommy.

Counterpoint ; you've also paid exactly $0 in child support.

 

[Lurker]

Counterpoint ; you've also paid exactly $0 in child support.

counter counterpoint: he also hasn't killed himself

 

[Blackhole]

counter counterpoint: he also hasn't killed himself

counter-counter counterpoint: Null isn't addicted to benzodiazepines.

 

[I'm a Silly]

from what I remember the first time I saw null on the ED forums nearly a decade ago, he had a very calm "no, fuck you" demeanor
also, null was LITERALLY MANGOSTEEN like 3 years ago.
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i saw this as praise. am i mistaken?

 

[Dyn]

counter-counter counterpoint: Null isn't addicted to benzodiazepines.

Yet. The second I get that sweet little Italian sugarloaf properly turned out he'll be respecting you women on an hourly rate.

 

[Freya]

i saw this as praise. am i mistaken?

had no intention to praise or disparage. just what i noticed and why i think the polspergs implying he suddenly became a white knight is silly

 

[I'm a Silly]

had no intention to praise or disparage. just what i noticed and why i think the polspergs implying he suddenly became a white knight is silly

ok good, i agree

 

[RussianBlonde]

At its core the troon notion of gender on a spectrum boils down to the logic of a schoolyard bully. It’s butch erasure, insisting that women who don’t want to buy into traditional and typical femininity are actually men, somehow. It suggests that say, I would cease to be a woman if I cut my hair short and starting dressing in lumberjack flannels, or that enjoying something “manly” makes one less of a woman. That’s not how gender or sex works, and it’s batshit of the FtMs to try and square their ostensible masculinity with pregnancy and childbearing. This is a contradiction in terms.

Mostly I just feel bad for pooners tho. I would not want to navigate the steps of a cock-o-plasta, and I don’t see the advantage in pretending to be something you’re not.

That reminded me of this 2010 Tumblr account Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

https://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

As you scroll through the pics you realize most of them look like current FtMs in the making. Back then they'd be content with just being boyish lesbians, now they feel they have to have breast removal surgeries and get fake cocks. It's wild how crazy things got with such a short period of time.

 

[FiveStarAce]

This is why it's always so fucking eyerolling when people go "literally lowtax" at me. Bro, the defining feature of his administration was absenteeism. He was unwilling to stay involved in its day to day affairs. You can't point at me telling you to pound sand because you're not getting your way and say "that's just like Lowtax" unless you're just trying to find a way to rationalize acting like a child screaming "I HATE YOU!!!" at mommy.

You're the mommy?

 

[Null]

You're the mommy?

yes

 

[rigors]

This is why it's always so fucking eyerolling when people go "literally lowtax" at me. Bro, the defining feature of his administration was absenteeism. He was unwilling to stay involved in its day to day affairs. You can't point at me telling you to pound sand because you're not getting your way and say "that's just like Lowtax" unless you're just trying to find a way to rationalize acting like a child screaming "I HATE YOU!!!" at mommy.

I love a man with authority. When he has authority AND he's weird looking...sign me up.

 

[Ass Dan]

LOL @ comparing Null to Lowtax. Gross. Lowtax could never.

 

[FiveStarAce]

yes

I hereby dub thee "Gisela Donna Moon, Mother of a thousand troons". Wear that name with PRIDE, queen.

 

[Stan]

yes

LOL @ comparing Null to Lowtax. Gross. Lowtax could never.

You can throw a lot of shade towards our old boy Josh, and goodness knows I have.
But one thing you cannot say about Josh is that he's an absentee admin, or that he delegates too much power to his jannies. He does his best to be fair, as fair goes here on Kiwi Farms.

Gosh that almost wounded like moid appreciation. Gotta keep my warpaint on, pay the thread tax, oorah.

What do moids think a Chad is and why is it always "any man that isn't me"

Chad's an eternal other. He's more like a modern demonstration of the axiom "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence", if you filtered that through a lens of moid sexual entitlement. The kind of men who think like this are always going to be jealous of some other man, and they cope by blaming 'Chad' for making their sex lives unpleasant.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

The woman-hate thread should be renamed the man-hate derangement syndrome thread. This thread broke them and they will forever seethe about it:

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It's one single thread. Get over it you fucking manbabies.

It's a tale as old as time for men to be mad that the WAMMIN have infiltrated their declared boys-only internet space but it's very funny to see this happening on KF in 2023, especially since there has been a solid girl contingency on this site for many, many years now

 

[Android raptor]

A fat middle-aged white dude in a tiny dick truck yelled at me to go home because I was walking around in a sports bra (to avoid overheating) today. Looked like the kinda dude who would be deeply offended if you insinuated he was anything but heterosexual despite apparently being terrified of female bodies.

I gave him double middle fingers and hissed at him.

 

[fishercat]

There's an alarming amount of men who think that "women's suffrage" and "women's issues" are the same thing. They hear the word "suffrage", make the mental leap to "suffer", and think it's about rape culture or something. It's voting rights you dorks.