Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Lurker]

Yeah exactly! They already claim we do it anyway. I'd rather settle for a vibrator for my pleasure and a pleasant bedside companion who can't say stupid shit like that.

...something about this post makes me feel uncomfortable.

 

[suspended animation]

...something about this post makes me feel uncomfortable.

...I'm saying to get a dog for companionship, and get a vibrator for physical needs. The dog is better company and the vibrator is more reliable.

And that men are going to say stupid shit like "white girls fuck dogs" despite this not happening on a scale anywhere near men fucking various other animals, so we may as well replace the men in our households with dogs.

I hate to have to explain this as it's a fucking given in my mind that animals are all good boys and girls who are never to be exploited or abused or molested in any fucking way and I hate that some sick fucks out there have normalized the sexualization of animals to the extent that I can't make a sweet joke about how having pets is better than having men without being thought to be perverted.

 

[Lurker]

...I'm saying to get a dog for companionship, and get a vibrator for physical needs. The dog is better company and the vibrator is more reliable.

And that men are going to say stupid shit like "white girls fuck dogs" despite this not happening on a scale anywhere near men fucking various other animals, so we may as well replace the men in our households with dogs.

I hate to have to explain this as it's a fucking given in my mind that animals are all good boys and girls who are never to be exploited or abused or molested in any fucking way and I hate that some sick fucks out there have normalized the sexualization of animals to the extent that I can't make a sweet joke about how having pets is better than having men without being thought to be perverted.

i think what it is is the unintentional way the sentence was worded where it sounded like you'd be in the bed using the vibrator and the dog just is kinda hanging out next to you and...yeah....

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

-hears retards chanting 'white girls fuck dogs' in distance-

Every other culture and civilization outside of the west, laughing at them that they are so bad at pleasing their women that they would sleep with dogs than them .

How the fuck are you chanting your shame as a limp dick man, as a way to shame your women is beyond me .

 

[suspended animation]

@Lurker
I have trouble objectively reading my own words, but hopefully I fixed that post. It's definitely going to get quoted in one of the women-hate threads lol.

Which makes me think we should replace many of the male posters here with dogs, too. Or better yet cats, who are very good at stepping on keyboards, and would still be more coherent then like 60% of A&Hers.

Thread tax: 2 bad takes

 

[duckling]

This pisses me off so much. Every brochure, pamphlet, article, book and google result about pregnancy now says "pregnant people". They have completely replaced the word "woman" in an area of healthcare that ONLY pertains to women, because ONLY WOMEN can give birth. They have replaced the word "mother" on birth certificates with "parent" in California. But anything pertaining to men's health is still using the word "man" not "penis people" or "prostate-havers".

Slap them with this paper: https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fgwh.2022.818856/full

IUDs are something that the male equivalent would never, ever be given to men. (Yes I know men don’t have a uterus, you know what I mean) and the process of IUD insertion is absolutely fucking awful. Any blokes reading this go and google the words ‘tentaculum’ and ‘cervix’. The instrument to stabilise the cervix is brutal, the sounding to check size is brutal and the insertion is brutal. Zero painkiller given. Imagine shoving a T shaped bit of metal and plastic up your cock into your bladder with no previous shenanigans or anaesthetic. It hurts like a bastard.
Women’s health, specifically gynae stuff, is a nightmare. I have often ranted to Mr. O about this and he did the ‘smile and nod’ response. When I had a baby in the uk I started taking him along with me, because I wanted him to see how i was treated. About the seven month mark I had something happen (non baby related) and he said ‘you know, you were right, if I’d gone in for this exact thing I’d have been treated very differently. From that point on he started getting very vocal about shit they did while he was there (which I was careful for and also miffed because they weren’t listening to me when I said the same things…) I think men just don’t SEE this. You go into any thread about obstetric violence on somewhere like MN and it’s heartbreaking stuff. I made sure to not have any more babies in the UK. Better experiences elsewhere but I dread going to the docs and avoid it if possible.

I had a failed iud insertion, they perforated my uterus. Thats right. They poked a fucking hole into my abdominal cavity. You know what they gave me for pain relief? A FUCKING HOT PACK. HAHAHAHA.

 

[Red flag]

the amount of men who come in with dirty dicks is so, so fucking common. I’m astounded because THEY CAN LITERALLY SEE THEIR DICKS. You’d think they’d realize how nasty their junk is and clean up, but no.

I have a feeling men in general think genitals are "meant" to be stinky because pee comes out of there, therefore only wash when it gets infected levels of stank.

Like they hear all the fish and cheese jokes and assume a gross smell is the standard.

"It doesn't bother me." is an extremely common excuse men use when someone brings up bad hygiene or some medical condition they should have checked, like it's some indicator of being chill and low maintenance.

No, you're just a putrid slob lmao.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I had a failed iud insertion, they perforated my uterus. Thats right. They poked a fucking hole into my abdominal cavity. You know what they gave me for pain relief? A FUCKING HOT PACK. HAHAHAHA

Oh my fucking God I am so sorry. Reading this made my blood boil. I remember getting my IUD inserted and all the staff told me at the pre-intake appointment was that it would be “uncomfortable but not unbearable” so I just popped some ibuprofen and endured it and OH MY LORD. The worst fucking pain I have ever experienced in my life. No article or Doctor could have prepared me for the burning, stabbing, ripping, shredding pain that shot through my whole body. It felt like my cervix and uterus were being impaled with a hot poker. That is the only time during a medical procedure where I actually screamed and cried and the Doctor had the audacity to look me in the eye and say “it’ll be over before you know it, it’s normal”. Like… YOU PSYCHOPATHIC PIECE OF SHIT, WHY ARE YOU NORMALIZING PUTTING WOMEN THROUGH SO MUCH AGONY. Jesus fucking Christ on a fuckstick.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Not a popular opinion here, but I'm cool with trans people as long as they aren't bad people.

Another turkey voting for Christmas.

 

[duckling]

Oh my fucking God I am so sorry. Reading this made my blood boil. I remember getting my IUD inserted and all the staff told me at the pre-intake appointment was that it would be “uncomfortable but not unbearable” so I just popped some ibuprofen and endured it and OH MY LORD. The worst fucking pain I have ever experienced in my life. No article or Doctor could have prepared me for the burning, stabbing, ripping, shredding pain that shot through my whole body. It felt like my cervix and uterus were being impaled with a hot poker. That is the only time during a medical procedure where I actually screamed and cried and the Doctor had the audacity to look me in the eye and say “it’ll be over before you know it, it’s normal”. Like… YOU PSYCHOPATHIC PIECE OF SHIT, WHY ARE YOU NORMALIZING PUTTING WOMEN THROUGH SO MUCH AGONY. Jesus fucking Christ on a fuckstick.

They didn’t even tell me at the time. the OB inserted the depth testing instrument and then started frowning and sat there while a nurse wheeled in an ultrasound while I tried not to scream. Continued to prod while trying to image with the hand sensor while I tried not to writhe off the table, then removed the instrument and told me it didn’t work, ended the appointment and LEFT. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. I didn’t find out about the perforation until I looked at my patient portal later trying to figure out what the actual fuck had happened.

 

[Lidl Drip]

 

[LimeRikki]

"It's true that White girls fuck dogs."
He said, while jerking his log.
"Yeah, choke on that knot!"
"My God, that's so hot."
His room? It smells like a bog.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Why do men act like this on Xitter?

https://twitter.com/BowieRaypGroyp

https://twitter.com/LoliClitoris88
Please tell me the whole loli pedophile stuff being "based" thing some sort of stupid edgy in-joke that I am falling for. I know that Nick Fuentes is a pedo and a lot of his gang are, but these just seem so over the top I really hope they are farce. Like why would you want the political ideology that you seem to genuinely believe in and purports to reject degenercy openly associated with pedophilia and pornography? And why a "nazi" want to pretend to be David Bowie, a dead gay man? Is it that he sympathises with how much a lot of gays seem to hate women?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Very good points. Only in the last couple of years have men started to pretend like they aren't the ones afraid of commitment who always end up resenting their nagging wife. Like it's not men who need to go to strip-clubs for their bachelor party to mourn the loss of their "freedom" where their friends commiserate with them that they now have to sleep with the same old boring woman forever. Who are afraid of being "babytrapped" by a crazy woman who pokes holes in condoms. Who string along women for years with promise of marriage and babies "some day". Who all wish they could be Hugh Heffner or DiCaprio style billionaire playboys who get to bang a new supermodel every week. Suddenly all men are tradcaths who are just looking for a nice virgin to give them 9 children? Yeah right. It's just them panicking because women are going "alright then, I don't want to get married either".

 

[Android raptor]

Tbh the boomer depiction of women as being baby and marriage crazy always felt like a psyop. Not that there aren't women who want to get married and have kids, but the extent it was done and how they insisted all women are like that felt like projection.

Of course these men don't actually want marriage and kids, they just want to secure and trap a mommy bangmaid.

 

[Farmer Jon]

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This reminds me of that one Tom Segura joke.
"Someone finally asked!!! It's 967!!!"

Also holy shit this guy wrote the "excuse" too? What is he talking about? Are you not allowed to be tired or not be horny?

 

[LimeRikki]

Also holy shit this guy wrote the "excuse" too? What is he talking about? Are you not allowed to be tired or not

Men want to control women's libidos (shes never allowed to say no) because they themselves are controlled by their own libidos. They see "excuses" as personal slights against their own ego. (How dare she have her own health concerns/ put her needs above mine?!)
You know if your wife is making excuses that often maybe you should look into it. 'Cause I bet on top of being shit in bed (Ignores the clit, thinks his penis is all she wants and needs) He's also just shit in general.

How much fucking resentment does it take for you to make a spreadsheet of your wife like that?

The More Rational sex (lol) has a tendency to go bonkers when denied sex, a tale as old as time.

 

[Lain The Tranny Beater]

Not to be a fag, but a literal fag
I hate the shit out of men and women wanting to be men that plague the gay community.
I'm sick of these mediocre fuckers trying to recontextualize everything about being a woman.
Y'know 'transwomen are women' bs, but the fact that we're literally being reduced down to our sex and what we can do for fucking men again.
Lesbians can't just live their lives and be satisfied in a same-sex relationship. We can't even be fucking mothers w/out some basement-dwelling trannies wanting to fuck you or wear your skin. Like were things to be bred all over again. Troons either want to harass and threaten us until we fuck them. Because Mr. Garrison and his fancy new pussy is the newest hottest trend. And making up period symptoms and breastfeeding to feed their parasitic breeding "lesbian" fetish. And these pooners wanting to reduce us to nothing but fucking below them too. These women need so much fucking attention for being a man, yet get knocked up. How awful would that be for someone who's actually transexual-- to do the one thing that they dread their biology can do? And because these men get everything they want on a silver platter while coopting shit that doesn't concern them. They can't even let us have the titles of being women, females, and mothers. We're just breastfeeders and a genital preference that should only get fucked by some dude's pinky of a dick while he plays make-believe as a dainty little girl.
These clowns are even having women studies teachers feed into their bs. Like being gay is a choice, but being a tranny isn't--even though almost all of these ppl don't mind fucking and running around like the women and men they are.
I'll give female trannies this: they got the male entitlement down to a tee.

 

[heisenbuug]

Also holy shit this guy wrote the "excuse" too? What is he talking about? Are you not allowed to be tired or not be horny?

Especially insane that he is that upset when it looks like he asks her almost daily. I can't imagine how annoyed I would be coming home from work wanting to relax but knowing my dumbass husband has an expectation of daily sex, will nag me for it, and will track my responses to wave it in front of my face to try to guilt me later. Also the entitlement of expecting her to drop everything she is doing to appease him, I cannot think of a time I ever came home from the gym and wanted to fuck while tired and sweaty. Maybe he should consider asking/initiating when she isn't in the middle of something. What a quick way to make your wife view having sex with you as a chore.

 

[Heckler1]

How much fucking resentment does it take for you to make a spreadsheet of your wife like that?

Because it allows them to see the problem being the women, and not anything the scrote has done. Maybe she wouldn't deny him sex if he washed his ass, spent meaningful time with her, and viewed her as more than a sentient pocket pussy. Instead of doing that he'll just call her a whore so he doesn't have to better himself.