Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Justa Grata Honoria]

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This is so truee the amount of milenial men pissed at the fact that there are no hot young things waiting to marry their geriatric ass because they have a house and a car is too damn high. To the men in here thinking marrying that one girl that stuck around your insufferable ass is too damn early in your 20s or you need to sow your wild oats i am here to tell you to check the woman hate thread with the resident cat men how life is going for them . You don't have time the demographics everywhere make any fertile woman a prize and you can't afford a decade younger wife because you aren't fucking soros or some shithead with born with diamond spoon in their mouths. Fucking hell alex soros dates huma abedin who is decade older than him is telling about the dating options for the average western men. Nail that highschool sweetheart before she realizes the reality of the current year dating and upgrades you for a far better option. Unless you want to literally die alone.

 

[username1811]

To the men in here thinking marrying that one girl that stuck around your insufferable ass is too damn early in your 20s

The amount of men who waste women’s time by wanting to keep their “options open” as long as they can, until their late 30s even, is depressing. They’ll have longterm girlfriends sure, but if that girlfriend ever dares bring up marriage and/or having kids before they’re “ready” they get all scared as if their life is ending and jump ship. Or they get mad at the woman for dumping them because we don’t want to wait around for some manchild to grow up.

 

[isalaide]

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"Why do so few females in America want to join our movement?"

Don't worry too much. The memes about JD Vance's entire post-university career being based on being repeatedly sodomised by Peter Thiel are coming.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

They be threatening women that they gonna die alone with cats; as if it already wasn't an expected fate of the most of western women nowadays regardless of them marrying someone or not. Those men want a pretty 20yo, but in an unlikely case such one settled for their bloated alcoholic ass, she'd outlive them by at least 30 years, and the fact women just live longer is only one of the factors. Apart from the fictional woman being younger in first place.
I don't take men telling me I am gonna die alone with cats as threatening me with good time, because I still need people around. Not only cats as I can't have both-sided fulfilling conversation with them, meowing at them back doesn't count.
It's more like kicking in a door that was already open.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

The amount of men who waste women’s time by wanting to keep their “options open” as long as they can, until their late 30s even, is depressing. They’ll have longterm girlfriends sure, but if that girlfriend ever dares bring up marriage and/or having kids before they’re “ready” they get all scared as if their life is ending and jump ship. Or they get mad at the woman for dumping them because we don’t want to wait around for some manchild to grow up.

This will keep up until majority milenial men end up writing how they are lonely and nobody wants them just like some generation x women who ended up depressed in their 40s for not being married with kids. . until then there will be endless circlejerk how they can still do it and then try to sell that to younger generations. Unfortunately most men are delusional about their worth and would end up alone or until there is at least a generation or two of lonely cat men offing themselves or ending up in guardian collums about childless men epidemic.

Here is one lemme pull my smallest violin for this
‘I just assumed it would happen’: the unspoken grief of childless men

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/aug/28/unspoken-grief-childless-men

He said high-profile older fathers breed complacency in ordinary men. “If I’m honest, even when I was in my 50s I believed that it might happen for me. But in real life, the Mick Jagger and Jon Snow-age fathers are actually very rare – and in any case, it’s medically not wise, as regards sperm quality.”

Chosen quote from it everything that we know so far.

Its up to a quarter now i assume it will reach half until all the trash genetics of the eternal fuckboy end up where they belong in the trash.

 

[Petronella]

This will keep up until majority milenial men end up writing how they are lonely and nobody wants them just like some generation x women who ended up depressed in their 40s for not being married with kids. . until then there will be endless circlejerk how they can still do it and then try to sell that to younger generations. Unfortunately most men are delusional about their worth and would end up alone or until there is at least a generation or two of lonely cat men offing themselves or ending up in guardian collums about childless men epidemic.

Here is one lemme pull my smallest violin for this
‘I just assumed it would happen’: the unspoken grief of childless men

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/aug/28/unspoken-grief-childless-men

Chosen quote from it everything that we know so far.

Its up to a quarter now i assume it will reach half until all the trash genetics of the eternal fuckboy end up where they belong in the trash.

Lol. Lmao even.

So, you're going to tell me that moids think it's fine to make endless jokes about empty egg cartons, women hitting the wall, bitter Feminazi harpies dying alone with their cats, Western women riding the cock carousel and then crying about not being able to find a good man. And all of that is peak comedy, women just don't know how to take a joke and can't take accountability.

But when men want to cry about not being able to find good women, when dudes in their 50s want to cry that they never found someone to have children with, now we have to clutch our pearls and write simpering articles about their "unspoken grief."

I dunno, men, sounds like you just don't know how to take accountability for riding the cunt carousel. Sounds like you should have picked better.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Lol. Lmao even.

So, you're going to tell me that moids think it's fine to make endless jokes about empty egg cartons, women hitting the wall, bitter Feminazi harpies dying alone with their cats, Western women riding the cock carousel and then crying about not being able to find a good man. And all of that is peak comedy, women just don't know how to take a joke and can't take accountability.

But when men want to cry about not being able to find good women, when dudes in their 50s want to cry that they never found someone to have children with, now we have to clutch our pearls and write simpering articles about their "unspoken grief."

I dunno, men, sounds like you just don't know how to take accountability for riding the cunt carousel. Sounds like you should have picked better.

You would think after the original man o sphere blogger roosh v ended up cucked , single and " findin god" after hitting through 2 walls in his middle age would have been wake up call but nope they doubled quadrupled down and now they cry there are only crazies and fatties wait until there is none son.

In 2016, after his multicity speaking tour was torpedoed owing to the outcry over his comments about rape, the Daily Mail found him living in his mom’s basement in Maryland. Last year, his books were delisted from Amazon, turning him into a cause célèbre on far-right corners of the internet

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/05/rooshv-bans-pickup-artist-talk-after-religious-awakening.html

This quote never stops being funny after ruining a generation of men with false promises of neverending pussy because some guy managed ro get away with it that one time and MeN aGe LiKE wInE . How do you like dem apples faggots.


I fully expect more of these articles to pop up as generation x and milenials find out the reasons why mike Jaeger has kids in his 60s with hot babe is because he has millions not because women find him attractive.

We already get MUH MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC popping off left and right. Pop the popcorn we are in for a decade long tiniest violin of not taking accountability for the bed they made that they must lie in .

 

[Kermit the Impaler]

Don't worry too much. The memes about JD Vance's entire post-university career being based on being repeatedly sodomised by Peter Thiel are coming.

Right?! There is no he isn't Thiel's fuck toy. Goddamn, if he was a woman and Thiel was straight, moids would be non-stop screeching about how he was a whore who slept his way to the VP spot. But since it's two dudes, mostly crickets so far.

 

[fake farts]

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"Why do so few females in America want to join our movement?"

It's always "the woman fucked her way to the top/into the band/into this hobby" or whatever and never "men could have kept their pants zipped and said no". Men love talking about how women have no accountability, yet every "she fucked her way in" story is the epitome of males not taking accountability.

Anyway, some fun from Twitter. A woman hears about how men don't get hugged enough (how sad!) and makes it her goal to be a work mule for male emotions. Ignoring the simple concept of "stranger danger", she insists on hugging these poor, touch-starved souls. This is the type of woman who will sell us all out to let trannies into our bathrooms, rape shelters, and prisons, all to make men feel more comfortable.

https://archive.is/rCtGm
And the response from the poor lonely males she desperately wants to save.

You should be treated like dangerous animals at a zoo, locked away from the rest of civilized humanity and fed only when your keepers decide to feed you.

 

[Tutu]

I would rather hug a bear than hug an ugly male because the former probably stinks less

 

[crazedaze]

>men: "stop letting losers impregnate you" (men "taking accountability", I presume)
>also men: "waaahhhhh my tax dollars pay for the losers' babies who shouldn't have reproduced... I- I mean the skanks' babies who let grown ass men come in them without a condom"
>also men: "abortion le bad"
>also men: "women choosing to be single forever also le bad"
I can't stop lmaoing at how stupid they are

 

[Tutu]

Mr. Beast troon being able to co-parent his son is such an MRA W bros!!! At least he won't be raised by a single mother which, you know, is the source of every problem in the world. Did you notice how everyone's shaming his porn addiction? That's because our gynocentric society sees men's sexuality as taboo while women are empowered queens for riding the cock carousel and having OnlyFans. I bet his bitchwife wasn't putting out, what was he supposed to do?! Women file for divorce 100% of the time so they can take all your money and monkey branch.

 

[Stan]

"urrrrgh women are ruined by motherhood they are disgusting" yeah yeah that's why mothers frequently have whole strings of kids. The presence of any children after the first in a marriage is the proof that, yeah, actually, despite moid belief, we continue to get railed many times after we have given birth the first time. I have even worse news: some guys are unable to refrain from this outrageous behaviour and in fact get their wives pregnant repeatedly. I even heard sometimes they have sex with her whilst she is pregnant. Unspeakable. Never happens in anime.

Moid expectations are that pregnant women are MONDO GROSS and no man would EVER want to tap that! No way! That's like having sex with a fatty.
Reality: OB/GYN doctors have a timetable for patients that lists how long they should avoid having sex (also tampons) after X procedure. Usually the ban is about 6 weeks, depending on what was done.

I do not think healthcare providers have a list on UpToDate with these abstinence windows because women are that keen to get it on right after giving birth. The ~6 week sex ban is to stop husbands from pestering their newly postpartum wives for pussy.

Well, the default assumption is that they WOULD have sex with cows so I suppose they feel compelled.

I think many of them are lying, men like to pretend they have very high standards when they talk about fucking celebrities (and lolcows, who are minor-grade public figures.)

"Why do so few females in America want to join our movement?"

Lol that meme looks like "HA√√IS"

At this point they don't care how they come off and they revel at being misogynistic without visible consequences. You'd think they would latch onto Trump allegedly softening his stance regarding women's reproduction as an opportunity to draw in women voters by showing that their party and the person that presents them does care about women, but nope! Instead they seethed at him and begun accusing him on trying to appeal to ""liberals"" and normies.

Hmmm.. It's almost like political candidates' main voting target are normies, whether they are from their political parties or opposite, and not terminally online clowns who think them humping their keyboards away by arguing with someone equally idiotic as them but on the opposite team is on the same level of labor and enduring as men being sent to foreign lands to fight in trenches.

I think they honestly don't get that politicians tend to make broad statements that a variety of people find relatable, and MAGA politics is no different. Trump is usually light on specifics and heavy on imagery and symbolism. This way, no matter who is listening and what they believe, they read in their own biases to what he is saying.

I think it’s why so many of them want a mommy-type figure for a girlfriend, because they genuinely offer so little yet sell themselves as a sort of blank canvas for someone else to fill in - when in reality they’re just immune to putting effort into themselves, and have gone so far in life being coddled that they sort of expect it to keep going through wives,

Some of them even take that energy to their dating profiles. I remember back in 2014-ish when I was looking for partners on OKCupid, so many men would stall out at the Biography field and type in something like "I'm an open book, just ask me whatever questions you have", basically not getting the purpose of the profile is to help spark interest so women want to DM you. Also, endless shirtless-in-the-bathroom photos... I'm still traumatized by the homosexuality of these dating app profile choices.

The whole problem with the “women fuck their way to the top” thing is, well, doesn’t that require men being retarded? Some guy in a position of power either allowed or coerced a woman into giving him a blow job so that his dumb ass could say “good job, honey, here’s the key to the executive office” to someone who is allegedly not qualified, and all because they can’t keep it in their pants.

IDK guys, that sounds pretty fucking stupid of you.

What's that old saying; fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me?
Fool men as a group into handing you political power, numerous times, without even trying that hard, shame on who?

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Mr. Beast troon being able to co-parent his son is such an MRA W bros!!! At least he won't be raised by a single mother which, you know, is the source of every problem in the world. Did you notice how everyone's shaming his porn addiction? That's because our gynocentric society sees men's sexuality as taboo while women are empowered queens for riding the cock carousel and having OnlyFans. I bet his bitchwife wasn't putting out, what was he supposed to do?! Women file for divorce 100% of the time so they can take all your money and monkey branch.

Alright rant about the court system and how much that kids mom is fucked beyond a doubt. We all saw the pictures that kid doesn't want to be near that stinkditch , mentally ill pedo ass and it's obviously terrified of him . The mother can't do shit. After decades of whining about muh family courts they managed to make it impossible for abuse victims who have kids to severe contact with their abusers, same for pedophiles who abuse their kids as long as they have money for lawyers. There are endless stories about women going half a mil in the hole to keep the pedo father away thanks ro those mra whiners muh family courts . They managed to add another tool to abusers to keep abusing their exes and by extension their kids via their parental rights and family courts. The best example is Ethan Ralph who literally uses his visitation rights to fuck with his baby mommas and he is brazenly open about it.

Ava tyson troon whatever the fuck is his name now behind the scenes openly threatened Mr beast who has lawyers on retainer with lawsuits and drama if he gets fired for being fucking creep and he still got severance when he got fired for basically being toxic to his brand. You can imagine how much he threatens to his ex with lawyers if she doesn't let him have access to their kid and quite possibly revenge pornography and various other bs and she has no choice but to let her kid be near this monster and very likely molested her other options is her losing custody or her getting sent to the clanker for kidnapping. She has no choice and the courts in various cases made it clear whomever has most money gets what they want. Simple as.

Thanks MRAs i hope you sleep well at night knowing that pedos and freaks have paternal rights to their kids so they can molest them with impunity. You shoved us feminists.

 

[crazedaze]

Can't quote previous post but this 100%. The worst thing to happen to children is single fathers who dgaf about raising kids and can't even do the bare minimum but want to have the kids over half the time to play pretend parent. Single mothers being treated "equally " to fathers by the court / justice system is to the sole detriment of children. Single fathers are worthless and less than useless. "Single mother" whining is yet more projection from the mra crowd

 

[Inside your walls]

This is so truee the amount of milenial men pissed at the fact that there are no hot young things waiting to marry their geriatric ass because they have a house and a car is too damn high.

The amount of men who waste women’s time by wanting to keep their “options open” as long as they can, until their late 30s even, is depressing. They’ll have longterm girlfriends sure, but if that girlfriend ever dares bring up marriage and/or having kids before they’re “ready” they get all scared as if their life is ending and jump ship. Or they get mad at the woman for dumping them because we don’t want to wait around for some manchild to grow up.

Quoting these two quotes because they are connected. Despite being just an outside observer to the horror show that is the modern dating scene and feeling very sorry for women that are going through this shitshow, there's something weirdly cathartic and karmic about seeing these men be at the "finding out" part in "fucking around" regarding this topic. Probably because most of them were carefully spoon-fed the message commonly seen in male-centered romance movies from 80s-2000s how after they're done fooling around with more "enticing and wild" women, that the homely plain girl next door aka the less "fun" option who's willing to throw everything she was planning to do to be with them, which used to happen before IRL which fueled their entitlement.

Except.. Nope! The "wild and enticing" Veronica who allegedly will give that man a time of his life? She's in her early 20s and yeah she'll probably show somebody a good time, just not for that man because he's old enough to be her dad and she thinks that's a little bit weird.

What about that plain Jane that once asked you out, surely that offer is still up right? Surely she will be the cushion fall and the one, even though she's not fun as her extroverted counterpart? LOLNO! She's with a Nigel that respects her time, they're about make plans for their upcoming wedding! Or maybe if that's not the case, she's just focused on her work, content with being single and meets her social quota by hanging out with her friends? Either way, the ship has completely sailed, adios!

I also find it funny how most of these men say "Oh I'm just looking for love and to be with somebody no matter what!", alrighty then if that's truly the case why are you trying to chase women that are old enough to be your daughters? Why do you get offended when people tell you to date women your own age? Oh yeah, because it's not about finding love for you, it's about finding somebody you can mold and because you think you're entitled to your bloodline continuing to exist for some reason. If it was about finding love and being with someone, you'd be content with being with them whether or not you have children.

All those memes men make of "Women after 30 be like I'm ready to settle down" with a picture of roast beef or trying to imply women that say they want to discover who they are, are actually getting fucked by men? Projection. If this was truly the case, then why are we seeing men going full schizo and everybody is force to witness their psychosis when they realize nobody is waiting for them and that's the consequences of them dicking around?

Mr. Beast troon being able to co-parent his son is such an MRA W bros!!! At least he won't be raised by a single mother which, you know, is the source of every problem in the world. Did you notice how everyone's shaming his porn addiction? That's because our gynocentric society sees men's sexuality as taboo while women are empowered queens for riding the cock carousel and having OnlyFans. I bet his bitchwife wasn't putting out, what was he supposed to do?! Women file for divorce 100% of the time so they can take all your money and monkey branch.

The fact that there are unironic shit monkeys both in that tranny's thread and on the Internet having this weird sentiment of "SHE BASICALLY PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE BY MARRYING A PORN ADDICT AND SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER!!!" and "SHE WAS ACKSHUALLY COOL WITH THE PORN ADDICTION AND HIM HAVING LOLI ART!!"

Are they really expecting a literally normie Christian woman isn't terminally online as her pornsick ex-husband to somehow know the concept of loli shit, let alone about some porn artist? Fun fact people in that woman's sphere don't talk about what porn they jack off to! They probably talk about Jesus and children, but somehow it's her fault for not knowing which child porn artist is trendy this month and the definition of loli because that's such a Christian thing to learn about right? Lol give me a break.

This woman literally did what most of the men that are shitting on her tell women to do if they want a happy life with a loving husband. Be a demure tradwife, be nurturing, religious, caring and put the needs of her husband and son above hers, but STILL somehow despite following all these instructions that are allegedly guaranteed to be the keys to a meaningful and successful life, for no reason at all her degenerate ex still trooned out and is dead set on spreading this paraphilia on their son. But yet, instead of admitting that maybe this man is fundamentally broken as a person spiritually, mentally and physically, they find new ways to blame the wife.

Can't quote previous post but this 100%. The worst thing to happen to children is single fathers who dgaf about raising kids and can't even do the bare minimum but want to have the kids over half the time to play pretend parent. Single mothers being treated "equally " to fathers by the court / justice system is to the sole detriment of children. Single fathers are worthless and less than useless. "Single mother" whining is yet more projection from the mra crowd

Once again I am saying, if men truly go with the brilliant plan of being a single parent by choice, we're gonna see so much mentally screwed children it will make society wish they just dealt with the worse examples of children from single mother households.

Also I hate the discourse of "Single mothers are more likely to be abusers in their household", wow it's almost like they're single parents and all the pressure is on them that makes them snap. Obviously I am not defending child abuse and there are terrible single mothers out there, but people that are really acting surprised about this are genuinely stupid. They can say how this is ultimate proof how single mothers shouldn't be trusted, but conveniently forget that abuse in single mother household happens more in poverty stricken households or when she brings in a stepfather/boyfriend, also they get mad when you point out if there were the same amount of single fathers as there are single mothers, we would definitely an equal amount of abuse cases also coming from single father households too.

 

[Fat and Balding]

>Males want to have sex
>Males don't want to use a condom
>Males don't want to care for your child
>Males don't want you to get an abortion
>Males won't even get you off
If you still want to have sex with these creatures wtf are you doing? Accept celibacy

 

[Thé au lait]

The whole problem with the “women fuck their way to the top” thing is, well, doesn’t that require men being retarded? Some guy in a position of power either allowed or coerced a woman into giving him a blow job so that his dumb ass could say “good job, honey, here’s the key to the executive office” to someone who is allegedly not qualified, and all because they can’t keep it in their pants.

IDK guys, that sounds pretty fucking stupid of you.

"B-b-but hashtag not all men!"
Same principle:

 

[crazedaze]

I feel like thousands of years of patriarchy has seriously shit the gene pool the fuck up. Every man got an opportunity to reproduce through coercion with a wife and maybe a bunch of slaves, bypassing any sort of sexual selection for hundreds of generations and spreading psychopath rapist genes like crazy.
Meanwhile the most intelligent women would have been trying to flee it through nunnery, homemade abortion, or might have been burned as a witch. No wonder people are so fuckin dysgenic nowadays, we've extremely devolved to the point men can't even be attractive if they try (and feel oppressed by gynocracy if it's suggested that they must be in order to have sex)

 

[I'm a Silly]

How do you like dem apples faggots.

batting some old man ball ideas around [egg carton posters ngmi]