Shut the fuck up with that shit, Izzzyzzz. Your real name is literally 'Isabella'. That's just a girlier 'Isabel', which was already one of the girliest names out there to begin with.
Off topic but which countries use Isabel? I know in the US it's virtually unheard of, the only variants in my region are Isabelle and Isabella. Is this a common spelling in the commonwealth?
I think I'm misreading this one too, I assumed he was saying "no wonder she's the only one Ralph bothered to get a picture of her face, she's the only woman there and she's dunking on him"
I hope some Romanian inmate gives him the good old child molester welcome treatment.
What does this entail in Romania? I'm only familiar with the "lightbulb up the ass" treatment, curious to hear what traditions exist there