Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[S@credC]

It's Women following a Woman.

That alone makes me want to support her. #FemaleSolidarity.

White women are amazing at multitasking. According to white moids we brought about the collapse of Western nations (and we should be raped & enslaved for it), and according to shitskins we’re the REAL masterminds behind Western colonialism (and we should be raped & enslaved for it).

And the slavery. Don't forget the slavery.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I don't like or particularly care about Taylor swift (I hold no ill will, it's just not my thing) and frankly the way her fans act like loving her is a necessity to not be a pickme is embarrassing. She is just a fucking musician, whether or not you like her has nothing to goddamn do with it. Purely based on sound and energy, I like hip hop (despite its misogyny problem) and I don't like bland pop country (listen to patsy cline instead lol). As a lesbian, I can't relate to Swift's never ending parade of songs about how her moid ex hurt her because I don't date moids. I can relate more to the common rap trope of overcoming life's challenges, even if the rapper is male.

Expecting women to fit in a small box of interests (whether that's music taste or any other stereotypically girly interest) is misogynistic as fuck. Am I also a misogynist because I don't wear makeup now? Men like to talk shit about women for wearing makeup too.

 

[Kermit the Impaler]

“Bimbo” used to mean a stupid, useless, brutish man, but they took that from us, too. There was also “cad”, a man who would string women along and treat her badly before leaving her. Now we just have incel.

There did used to be more words to insult men. Seems like we've lost them all. Yet men come up new words to describe a woman who has more sex than they think she should have every generation.

womanizer
male chauvinist
scoundrel
cur
blackguard
knave
lout
churl
boor
rake
oaf

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Moids always whine about women ghosting them when this is how they react to rejection every time:

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Penisniggers have let their libido run so wild and they're so focused on GETTING PENIS IN VAGINA that they've completely chucked the whole purpose of early dating- getting to know someone- out the window. Instead it's become a torturous ordeal where asking someone out is a huge make-or-break deal where if the woman says no, penisniggers chimp because NO PENIS IN VAGINA, but if a woman says yes but isn't feeling it after a few dates they still chimp because I DIDN'T GET PENIS IN VAGINA/NO MORE PENIS IN VAGINA. Fuck bro, I don't know you and you don't know me after one tinder coffee date. If you weren't a feral coomer retard you'd be using those first few dates to figure out if it's even a good idea and if you actually do want to stick PENIS IN VAGINA. But nah, dating isn't about finding someone to spending years of your life with, it's about making sure you get to put YOUR DICK in a VAGINA!!!! Another shining example of the brilliance and life-planning skills of the oh-so-much-smarter sex.

 

[Hubelublub]

Since T-Swift has been brought up...

.....I actually find the fact that she's as polarizing as she is baffling.

Meghan Murphy, Courtney Love, and numerous people of both sexes in between have reiterated how dull and boring and bland and uninspired Swift is....

...and yet people can't seem to stop themselves from beating this dead horse. They are moved to write whole articles about just how little substance she has.

I don't know about anyone else, but when I find someone bland and boring, they can't keep my interest no matter what. How many actually boring people have lost the public's interest in less time?

I'm not terribly familiar with Swift's catalogue, but I keep hearing about her because people can't seem to stop telling anyone who will listen (or read) how terrible she actually is or how she's so boring and can't understand why people are obsessed with her (oblivious to the fact that they are acting a lil obsessed themselves).

All this to say, I've come to have a strange admiration for Swift for being fairly inoffensive, yet seemingly able to rustle the jimmies of scrotes, NLOGs, conservatives, liberals, and even the goddamn PRESIDENT.

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That's impressive; I cannot lie.

The first paragraph from Murphy's article about Swift:

I suspect some of you might be wondering why I keep railing on about Taylor Swift, a person I purportedly am not interested in. Well, I suppose it’s because it is strange to watch billions of people become brainwashed into not just believing but insisting that a thing that by all objective standards is neither good nor interesting is amazing, groundbreaking, and worth freaking out over.

For me, I get frustrated when not being a Swiftie is somehow proof that a person is a misogynist, or that we're just dumb bitches aping the thoughts of men.
The criticisms of Swift from women aren't 'Swift is bad', they're that she's dull and is a symptom of everything that sucks about Clown World.

I can't stand Swift. Too much plastic surgery, retarded support of tranny causes, like none of her songs pass the Bechdel test, insanely overpriced concert tickets which hit the wallets of young girls the most, and she's mostly just the pretty cover for a money-grubbing machine operated almost entirely by greedy men who are siphoning cash away from the middle and lower classes into the pockets of the already rich.

But the worst type of moids hate her, which leaves me torn. Swift's dumb bullshit affects them the least, but they're all so insanely invested in criticising her. Moids need a goddamn hobby.

I wish young girls had more, and better, options of women to look up to, and that they could enjoy the amazing shared experience of music concerts without forking out a months salary.

Today's young women and girls should have their own Lilith Fair, and not whatever the fuck this self-obsessed "Eras Tour" bullshit is.

 

[Lidl Drip]

The first paragraph from Murphy's article about Swift:

For me, I get frustrated when not being a Swiftie is somehow proof that a person is a misogynist, or that we're just dumb bitches aping the thoughts of men.
The criticisms of Swift from women aren't 'Swift is bad', they're that she's dull and is a symptom of everything that sucks about Clown World.

Imo the issue is that most men hate Taytay because women like her and for no other reason and so disliking Taylor Swift has just become something pick-me's will repeat to appeal to men. I find the argument that she is "objectively bland and her music is OBJECTIVELY bad!" really stupid because people just like different things, clearly Taylor Swift's music has mass appeal with young women and girls and saying "No, actually you are all brainwashed into believing this music is good, it is objectively bad!" is definitely some form of misogyny. It paints women as stupid for enjoying something that is made to appeal to them. Who the fuck is Megan Murphy to decide what music is good and what isn't? What music are women allowed to enjoy without judgement and without being called brainlets who are being manipulated? Just let people, and especially women, enjoy artists without being a prick about it. I don't get it. If you don't like Taylor Swift then don't listen to her music, simple as.

 

[DrLurk]

I've got a guilty-pleasure of mine and that is surfing husband-hate threads or subreddits. It's a guilty pleasure of mine because I'm a man. I've never told anyone about this little habit of mine, not even my wife. I see all the complaints about dads in /r/breakingmom, all the horrible relationship failures on here, and I can only think of my dad. My dad died a few years back and it made me realize that I hated him. This has caused me a lot of weird grief I never expected to have -- he was my dad after all. But the fact of the matter was that he was never really a dad at all. Unlike a lot of bad dads, he showed up. But that's it.

Women on here complain about "men's stinky butts" in a way that seems like an inside joke that isn't meant to be taken seriously. But, no, it's real. My mother laid out my dad's clothes every morning. And every morning there was a pair of whitie-tighties with a skid-mark. I've lived my entire life and have never gotten shit on my underwear. Or, if I did, I surely didn't keep them. Maybe it was an accident. Sure, those happen. How could he not think, "Maybe I should throw these away and buy some new ones. I wouldn't want my wife to see this embarrassing underwear when she washes clothes next."

He was a "fetch-me-this" kinda guy. Fetch me a drink. Fetch me the remote. Can you take the trash out? I'm not sure he ever did a single chore around the house. I did everything my dad did, which was nothing. I didn't brush my teeth or wash my hands or wash clothes or really much of anything. "Why doesn't mom just go to bed instead of doing all that stupid work?". All that "stupid work" was just her nightly skincare routine plus brushing her teeth.

The part I regret most about my childhood is that I was taught, implicitly, that my mom was stupid and ugly. My dad would make fun of my mom all the time for anything. If she folded something wrong, if she messed up cooking, if she messed up anything, really. He made fun of her so much that I literally thought my mom was more stupid than my dad. I had no frame of reference at the time.

She worked all the time -- literally two jobs at one point -- while my dad worked the same deadend office drone job he hated. She worked so much that she didn't have time to cook anything, not that she had time to make anything more than box meals before. Instead of cooking or prepping or doing anything, my dad chose to eat out at restaraunts. We ate gas station meals, fast food, and frozen corn syrup garbage nearly every day out of his pure laziness. To make matters worse, when we were out at restaraunts my dad would openly ogle women and tell both me and my mom about it. "Look at that girl with the big tits. Wow that girl needs a boob job." I used to be so embarrassed.

He would honk my mom's boobs in public. He took my mom to Hooter's for Mother's Day one year.

One time he'd promised to clean our cat's litter box out as a treat for me because it was my chore. When it came time to clean it he threw the biggest hissy-fit I've ever seen. I was like 9 or 10 years old and this was a side of my dad I'd never seen before. My dad told me he'd take care of it but now he was throwing a tantrum. A short time later, I played my first game of chess ever against my dad who got ass-blasted that a 9 year-old couldn't understand how the knight moved. Coincidentally, a few years later I found that I couldn't beat my mom at chess. She was literally just better than me, somehow. Both of these events were a catalyst for me to really start examining my dad and my mom and the dynamics of the house I lived in. We made all of our money from our mom. Anything we did was planned by mom and dad just joined. My mom's teeth were clean while my dad's rotted.

I used to wrack myself with questions like, "Why didn't my dad ever sit me down and talk to me about girls? Why didn't he show me how to fix a sink? Why didn't he have friends?" Then I had a realization that he didn't know. He was either too stupid or martyred himself to incompetence. He didn't know anything about women. He didn't know how to fix a sink or a toilet. He didn't know about nutrition or how to hold a conversation or how to even take care of himself. And for some reason he never felt enough shame or purpose to find out.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Both of these events were a catalyst for me to really start examining my dad and my mom and the dynamics of the house I lived in. We made all of our money from our mom. Anything we did was planned by mom and dad just joined. My mom's teeth were clean while my dad's rotted.

I hope you're telling your mom this and not just us and you are helping her out now that you had this realization, are working hard to provide for her so she can enjoy peace in her old age and are showering her with love and appreciation for not only taking care of you but also sticking it out with your horrible dad, presumably only because she didn't want you to be a child of divorce. Time to show you're a better man than your dad.

 

[DrLurk]

I hope you're telling your mom this and not just us and you are helping her out now that you had this realization, are working hard to provide for her so she can enjoy peace in her old age and are showering her with love and appreciation for not only taking care of you but also sticking it out with your horrible dad, presumably only because she didn't want you to be a child of divorce. Time to show you're a better man than your dad.

I've told her. I tried to get her to divorce him multiple times but that's a tough topic from a child to a mother. She's much, much happier after his death.

 

[Glossy Paper]

Yeah, apparently gacha moids think LaDS is on par with, or even worse than, actual hentai games. No, not because there are implied sex scenes and suggestive language - but because they make you feel CONNECTED and ATTRACTED to the characters. In fact, they refer to it as "emotional gooning."

I hate these fucking faggots. They're so retarded it's unbelievable. They'll harp on LaDS and other otome/"girl" games with romantic and slightly suggestive interactions, and then go play Azur Lane and Blue Archive and jack off to underage girls and blown up anime sex dolls. I don't often to use the phrase "projection", but they're projecting. Kill yourself, coombrained moids.

Sometimes I wonder if the reason why they REEEEEEEE so much is their envy of women being able to form deep emotional connections to fictional characters without immediately seeing those characters as jerkoff bait.

 

[S@credC]

Sometimes I wonder if the reason why they REEEEEEEE so much is their envy of women being able to form deep emotional connections to fictional characters without immediately seeing those characters as jerkoff bait.

Not just fictional characters. Real people too.

You know how scrotes think that just because a woman is simply being polite to him, that means she's sexually interested in him? Because they can't fathom treating someone they don't find attractive with basic kindness and respect? It seems to break their brains when we tell them we can actually like someone and enjoy their company WITHOUT wanting to bone them.

What a limiting way to live your life, just interacting with people because you want to stick your dick in them somewhere down the line.

 

[Lonely Millennial Cat]

"Women age like milk."

 

[quarterpounderwithcheese]

"Women age like milk."

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This has gotta be two different people, no way sam hyde downgraded by THAT much

 

[Lonely Millennial Cat]

This has gotta be two different people, no way sam hyde downgraded by THAT much

 

[LimeRikki]

Sam Hyde looks like that one alcoholic uncle you avoid at the family reunion.

The dude seriously looks like he has a drinking problem to me.

 

[S@credC]

"Women age like milk."

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Gotta add my favorite scrote who COLLIDED with The Wall:


I suppose it was gonna happen eventually.

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Damn, that's a HELLUVA transformation.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I maintain that Sam Hyde is literally just the male version of Lena Dunham. Expect even Lena had a more stable relationship pattern and actually committed to the "aggressively ugly" bit by ripping her uterus out.

 

[fake farts]

"Women age like milk."

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Sam, Johnny Depp, and Joe Rogan haven't just aged. They've shed their human skin to show their true species.

Young Elon belongs in a locker in high school. Old Elon has a body that makes him look like he's piloted by young Elon.

 

[S@credC]

Young Elon belongs in a locker in high school. Old Elon has a body that makes him look like he's piloted by young Elon.

I've said it somewhere before, but he looks like a combo of Michael Myers and Jabba the Hut.

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

I would call it twink death, but it's more like twink murder, twink burying him six feet under, twink letting him rot, twink digging him up, and twink killing him again. Twink suicide since basic self care could've prevented aging this poorly.