I have originally read a chunk of this trash-fire thread on the Beauty Parlor section of the site, before I realized that it was a feminist fortress of doom, and that I would be captured and troonified if I so much as rated any comment there. So you ladies don't have to worry about me lurking there anymore, I know my place as sub-gender filth.
However, this is the Thunderdome, a place of sperging and other forms of horrible violence perpetrated by the dreaded Y chromosome. It is here that the mettle of man is tested; and yet, so many ladies (or are they?) flood here with blood-lust in their eyes, chopping down any man (or are they?) who so much as criticizes the logic of this thread's existence. Admit it ladies, you love the thrill of battle as much as the men do, you just prefer to have your bloodbaths with a hint of Machiavellian machinations to compensate for your physical fragility.
By the way, doesn't the op of the Beauty Parlor version of this thread look familiar? Hmm, could it be Dear Leader.........'s sister, attempting a hostile takeover of that part of the forum in order to transform it into Kitty Farms (TM) ,where all the lolcows will be referred to as lolbulls, until they realize that bulls don't produce milk and then come back here realizing that they need men as much as men need them.
But a peaceful resolution at this point seems hopeless; thus, I will join the rest of the evil horrible men in the evil horrible thread about women being evil, despite me being a misanthrope rather than a misogynist. Congratulations you mighty Valkyries of Kiwifarms, you have taught me how to hate a gender that has never wronged me in real life.