Official Kiwi Farms Patposting thread - Wait quietly for the knock.

[RA-5C Vigilante]

"Nay stalkere, this is the reason thy life hath ended; find joy in the pillory or thine gallowes."

 

[Shlomo XL]

Wrong again in every delusional detail

No, stalker, I didn't burst out laughing at "delusional detail" like a complete moron. No, child, I didn't rate your post winner. And no, stalker, you didn't make anyone's evening better. Enjoy prison.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Stalker child, you will NOT post in this thread. Because your life is allready over...

You are not me, child. Go fuck yourself with a pineapple.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

 

[TruffleSpark]

Fun fact, #KiwiFarms: A dollars of cheese thrown at Null can disable KiwiFarms just as fast as a million dollars spent on a tranny orchestrated DDOS attack.

Please do have fun.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

No, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. child, you will not have a sequel. Enjoy development hell

 

[Tablet County]

<Insert gay-looking gym selfie here>

 

[NaggotFigger]

<Insert gay-looking gym selfie here>

Is this gayer than his “gym selfies” where he stand there and impatiently wait for the gay sauna?

 

[BlueFarms]

Gotta repost the classic:
"no child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina"