Official Kiwi forums Catholic hate thread because we needed one

[Str8Bustah]

To chime in a clarification; the Moscow Patriarchate is only excommunicated by whichever Ukrainian Orthodox Church opposes them (I can’t keep that particular case straight). No other Orthodox Church has excommunicated the Russians, not Constantinople nor Greece (who would be the immediate two that would have). Moscow excommunicated Constantinople, as did the Serbians I believe. Moscow really blackened their own eye doing that.

It's a really good example of the major patriarchates outside of Moscow exercising patience and love towards a brother who they see isn't doing so well, waiting for the moment they can welcome him back in with open arms after he left the mansion of his own misguided accord.

A real prodigal son kind of event, if you will.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye when they shall revile you, and persecute you, and speak all that is evil against you, untruly, for my sake

Matthew 10:22 And you shall be hated by all men for my name's sake: but he that shall persevere unto the end, he shall be saved.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, know ye, that it hath hated me before you.

Luke 6:22 Blessed shall you be when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Luke 21:17 And you shall be hated by all men for my name's sake.

Praise be unto the Lord for I am blessed that those of the world hate me.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

How come every time there's a Catholic in the White House it also coincides with American culture being at peak degeneracy? Kennedy in the 60's, and Biden in the 20's.

Why can't they stick to good old fashioned Judeo-Christian values, bros?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I don't know how people can seriously read the gospels and get the notion that what they teach is that there needs to be more Earthly religious authority. The religious authorities of Jesus' day killed him, and the near universal corruption across all religious authorities today really underscores this reality. At the end of days sits the Great Judge. No others compete.

Who art thou that judgest another man's servant? to his own master he standeth or falleth. Yea, he shall be holden up: for God is able to make him stand.

Too many folks in this thread are making a human institution from earth their master, not our Father in heaven, and will reap the accursed tares they sow.

I’ve come to strongly believe that Christianity went wrong and violent because of State power being intertwined with it. Rome took it and made it Roman.

The Anabaptists - Quakers , Mennonites, Amish - got far closer to the SPIRIT of the religion that anyone else even if the Orthodox are the most sound theologically.

 

[analrapist]

even if the Orthodox are the most sound theologically

The notion that "the Orthodox" are theologically sound is one of the weirdest floating around today. Heavens, the Oriental Orthodox are Miaphysites. The Ethiopian Orthodox have a different canon than the rest. "The Orthodox" were every bit as guilty of protesting whatever authority Rome had as anyone, viewed as a monolith. But viewing the Orthodox as a monolith is misleading. Orthodox theology is all over the place. Consider the Orthodox doctrine of the Aerial Tollhouses. Parts of the Orthodox church split off from the rest in the 5th century. The state religions that comprise most of today's Orthodoxy could not be further from the small, local church communities of the first few centuries of Church history.

My position is that while the Nicene Creed was well-intentioned, and maybe even correct (I'd even say "most likely correct"), the canon of Scripture had closed, and it was an error to attempt to add further dogma to it. Nicaea did not stop the non-Trinitarian heresies, and the cost was the love and unity of the Church of the day. Consider how Cathodox cheerlead for Nicholas punching Arius.

If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?

This verse ought to convict a few folks in this thread, too. I don't hate Cathodox folk. I just have deeply seated theological concerns. Like Paul, I consider any perversion of the gospel ("He that believeth on me hath eternal life") to be anathema.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Making up dozens of traditions with zero scriptural backing and then pretending to be the “real” Christian’s is enough reason to make fun of Catholics. The blind obedience to a pedophile in a funny hat just tips it over the edge

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I love all my joke threads become actual debates about nonsense all of you are subhuman and you will feel the wrath of the orthodox Protestant alliance against the Vatican dogs

You should look into the Wesleyan-Holiness Movement. I think you'd like them. They're Protestant AND let you stim during services. You'd fit right in.

 

[qoop]

For all their whining about tradition, remember that the Catholic Church is only about 10-20 years behind whatever bullshit European state churches are pushing.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Hilarious that a man living in a city of gold is criticizing normal countries for deportation. If you care so much maybe liquidate some of that gaudy shit and do what your holy book actually tells you to do with money

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

What authority do you have to anathematize an entire church from a religion that isn't even yours?

I think using the church to spread state propaganda and support for white ethnic cleansing, as well as supporting Muslims, makes a church not very trustworthy.

 

[pollution jim]

Everyone on every social media who openly tells you they're catholic really wants to tell you they're catholic. I don't care about the Vatican's opinions on lolcows at all

 

[BlastMonk]

Only a few years ago did I realise that (some) catholics truly beleive than communion is a literal divine cannibalistic ritual to talk directly to god. Some truly think that the wafer and the wine mystically transform into actual blood and flesh and they are actually having a conversation with god inside their own head. Actual mental cases. Regardless communion is still a symbolic act of cannibalism, I enjoy saying that to practicing catholics and watching the gears spin in their heads that they are in a faith that is centred on cannibalism, its very funny to me.

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

Only a few years ago did I realise that (some) catholics truly beleive than communion is a literal divine cannibalistic ritual to talk directly to god. Some truly think that the wafer and the wine mystically transform into actual blood and flesh and they are actually having a conversation with god inside their own head. Actual mental cases. Regardless communion is still a symbolic act of cannibalism, I enjoy saying that to practicing catholics and watching the gears spin in their heads that they are in a faith that is centred on cannibalism, its very funny to me.

You sound like a retarded nigger.
Not even catholic myself.

 

[BlastMonk]

You sound like a retarded nigger.
Not even catholic myself.

Didn't address a single one of my points so I accept your capitulation.

 

[Troon-Industrial Complex]

Before I moved down south, I tried various Christian dating apps and sites, given the lack of almost any men under the age of 30 who are Christians in blue states, and ALL the Catholic guys I talked to ended up being some of the grossest, most degenerate, perverted faggots I've ever met once they felt comfortable enough to open up a little more. I don't generally care what someone's denomination is as long as they try their best to live biblically, but I refuse to talk to any Catholic men now.

Talking to Catholics about theology also always feels exactly the same as talking to Muslims. Absolutely no spirituality within them--religion just seems like a tribalistic sports game to them. They go on and on about how you have to be Catholic to follow the ONE TROO CHURCH, but then they explain that, well, Pope Francis might be a gay af lefty, but the Church can still become corrupted and choose a Pope wrongfully, even though that goes against the entire premise of Catholicism. They never even seem to read scripture or really care about the actual teachings of the Bible. They just care about made up Catholic shit that came hundreds of years later.

"You're a Catholic...but you don't recognize the legitimacy of the Catholic Church or the Pope...so you're a protestant?"

"NO! NO! PROTESTANTS ARE IDOLATROUS PAGAN DEMON WORSHIPPERS!!!" *lights a candle with the face of some schizo saint who tried to teach birds about Christianity*

It's funny af when Catholics and Orthodox people both start screeching that the other is a pagan demon worshipper. I just think about the Spider Man pointing meme and start laughing.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Before I moved down south, I tried various Christian dating apps and sites, given the lack of almost any men under the age of 30 who are Christians in blue states, and ALL the Catholic guys I talked to ended up being some of the grossest, most degenerate, perverted faggots I've ever met once they felt comfortable enough to open up a little more. I don't generally care what someone's denomination is as long as they try their best to live biblically, but I refuse to talk to any Catholic men now.

Not surprised at all your average Catholic is a nick Fuentes to your degenerate weirdo Catholics literally .

The most prominent Catholic influencers all degenerates the Pope literally has no problem undermining the United states but then again that's always been the purpose of the Catholic Church is forming a massive money laundering scheme.
Here's a fun little thing you can do there's never been a Catholic president who's been excommunicated for being a degenerate or going against Catholic teachings seey John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
Joe Biden being pro abortion even though the Catholic Church is completely against the practice.
Catholic marching with Martin Luther King junior even though he was a degenerate womanizer wife beater plagiarist and theologically bankrupt.


Remember Catholics are always loyal only to the Vatican and never to anything else the first loyalties to the Vatican the second loyalty is to the Vatican and the third loyalty is to the Vatican

 

[EatFatWomen]

Only a few years ago did I realise that (some) catholics truly beleive than communion is a literal divine cannibalistic ritual to talk directly to god.

It Official position of the Catholic Church

nothing wrong with a little cannibalism it in the bible

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

"Ah yes let me wash your nigger feet because im a cuck. In your culture its okay to rape kids, right? Dont worry, its okay in ours too!"
T. pope

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Does anybody have any credible/well-sourced information about Boys Town?

 

[GoysGoneWild]

Been having more and more negative run-ins with Catholics wanting to push their shit lately and what do you know, I see this thread. So here's my rant.

Spoiler: I found writing essays online makes things change

For whatever reason, I never really was prostelytized before. I never had JW's show up at my door, I only ever ran into Mormons when I was driving through SLC and decided to check out Temple Square, and the most aggressive shit I've encountered religiously was a single black dude in the Airport pushing the Bhagavad Gita.

But lately these papist fucks are everywhere in my life and they are assholes about it.
Aunt who married a Catholic guy, raised all their kids Catholic. Never been a problem, always good stuff and good relations there. But lately has started telling people how her mom (my gma, widow, grandfather died relatively young when these kids were in their early teens, raised them well but in a typical Midwest Lutheran household) fucked up by not being Catholic. THAT SHIT pissed me off. The fucking audacity.
Last ex gf, pretty sure she was significantly damaged emotionally (cluster B) from her adoptive Catholic upbringing and resulting hard pivot into secretive hot-girl SEC sorority life. She was 28 when we dated a year ago and starting to lean hard into her "Catholic roots". Dated Catholic men before me and was left very unimpressed. The fact that I wasn't Catholic was initially a positive, until a few months later it turned into an overwhelming negative up to tears being shed over me having to re-state that I wasn't going to raise kids Catholic.
Sister married a dude who was raised Catholic. Very intelligent, good natured and chill guy. Love him, happy to have him part of the family. Issue is now his parents are getting more serious about their fucking Popery now that they are getting older and my sister and him are talking about kids. He's been going along with it to an extent, to try to keep them happy and somewhat off their backs. But that has simply opened the door to upping the ante and now its looking like there's unfortunately going to have to be a confrontation between him and them. Which is highly unfortunate but hey, it really is just all their fault.
Lastly, did some light genealogy one night a month or two ago. Its easy because I have a pretty uncommon last name. Found an entire hidden side of my family, second cousins, living in the same city as me. This was not told to either sie of us apparently because our great grandfathers had a falling out over an issue of splitting rent, and this was exacerbated by the other one marrying a Catholic woman, changing his name, and going full tilt Papist. They never spoke of each other again, and as a result, 100 years later here we are. I reached out to my second cousin via Instagram, dude has my exact name and grew up 3 miles from me, but went to the local Catholic schools where I went to the ghetto public. He basically said "yeah, I know, but I'm not really interested in talking." Well damn, I thought it was cool, but I guess that feud can last another 100 years then.

tl;dr fuck these assholes, John Calvin and the KKK were right about them.