Official Kiwifarms Boomer-Hate Thread

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Why are Boomers like this?

 

[Relinquish]

People like to bloat about how awful zoomers are, but to be honest, from my experience, working with them was far better than with boomers. Zoomers at least put effort into understanding new things while Boomers complain about the most easiest shit that anyone can figure out. They are completely capable of learning, they just refuse to do so

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Conservative boomers are out of touch and somewhat delusional with that "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" or in worse cases going full QTARD, but you know I find I am able to at least get along with them for the most part.

but man oh man nothing is more insufferable than a MSNBC obsessed former hippie former yuppie libshit boomer. I just try to avoid in general as any discussion about politics is basically a struggle session ffs. The amount of times I've heard libshit boomers say the same exact line of "I KNEW TRUMP BACK IN THE DAY AND HE WAS A PUNK THEN AS HE'S A PUNK NOW!"

 

[Matt Damon]

Zoomers at least put effort into understanding new things while Boomers complain about the most easiest shit that anyone can figure out.

Really? It seems like every Zoomer I talk to is an autistic basketcase who's incapable of even the most perfunctory conversation.

The number of Zoomer employees at restaurants or retail stores or whatever who silently shove a screen in my face rather than verbally conveying information is shocking. The smartphone generation are not "digital natives" - they're social retards. Even the morons of previous generations were capable of basic engagement with other human beings.

 

[cybertoaster]

Are those memes ironic shitposting? because its reddit-tier.

But yeah the problem with boomers is that they are the most entitled generation and at the same time the one that has done the least.

The moon landing? all that space age stuff? all that new tech? those were the greatest and silent generation guys, the ones born in the middle of misery and war, having to leave school to work to help put food on the table, to pull this country out of the hole (that is now getting back in thanks in part to boomers), the guys who had to make math with fucking slide rules, who would fly an experimental plane without computers at three times the speed of sound to test new materials that didn't exist a month before.

What have boomers achieved again? the hippie movement full of psychos and pedos? the lefty terrorist movements all over the western world? the cultural revolution in china? neoliberalism destroying our industrial base? outsourcing everything? mortgaging our entire country? destroying academia?.

These are the people talking down to us and giving us advice...

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Really? It seems like every Zoomer I talk to is an autistic basketcase who's incapable of even the most perfunctory conversation.

yeah zoomers are a gamble. Some of the older ones can be decent but a lot of the younger ones, bleeding into I guess what they're calling generation alpha, are halfway in the pod at all times it seems. I was at home depot and politely asked this one younger staffer where I could find command strips she just didn't say anything just stared at me wide eyed like come on at least say "oh let me get my coworker".

 

[Matt Damon]

one younger staffer where I could find command strips she just didn't say anything just stared at me wide eyed

Exactly. It's not even laziness or having a bad attitude or anything like that (as far as I can tell) - they're literally not socially sophisticated enough to exhibit gen-X style disaffected contempt.

 

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Anonymous 01/27/15 (Tue) 16:04:20 ID: 0d7135 No.1047090
Then you need to know the ultimate red pill. The one about how you were born a slave and you will die a slave. You were brought into this world to do one thing - to produce so your parents could retire for 30 years. It sounds crazy, but let me tell you the story

In the late 1960s and early 1970s we had a bit of a problem. The fertility rate declined a hell of a lot and even went below replacement rate. Some people thought this was good since there was a lot of talk about The Population Bomb. But a few other things happened around that time which made things a bit messed up. In the US in particular we were having a civil war between the WASP Establishment and the Jews for control of the country. The Jews got the niggers all worked up and they burnt over 100 of our cities. In order to calm the niggers down we had to give them some free stuff so we created Affirmative Action and welfare. Basically we pay them to not work and to not wreck our country. It's a tax, but they were only 10% of the population and we were a rich country.

We also had all these old people who had been in the war and they thought it would be nice to give therm some free things also. So we created pensions and free medical for them.

We also gave free medical for the niggers. No big deal, since we were rich and the old people didn't live much longer than 65, which was when they stopped working.

It's an old cliche, but they say that if you want more of something, subsidize it. The free medical for the old and niggers was basically an unlimited pot of money for companies to sell life extended technologies to. The whole healthcare industry went from being tiny to a huge monster. If sounds great that grandma is going to live to 90 instead of 65, but that means she is unproductive for 25 years and someone else has to pay for her. Not to mention all the medical costs.

This huge increase in life expectancy would have been fine if grandma would have had 6 kids, but she only had 2 or less. So there were not enough productive people to pay for her.

In other words there was going to be huge inflation as demand would outstrip supply. So we tried to fix it with a little trick. We noticed that 50% of working age (white) people were not working, so we used some propaganda to get those people (women) into the workforce. But this had a negative effect that we didn't think of- women started having even less babies. So we had to think fast. We needed to drive the cost of labor down. So we tried to destroy the unions - which we did a good job at. But this was not enough. Next we tried
free trade - the idea being that more workers will drive the price of labor down and keep inflation down. It worked, but it did some negative things like destroy our manufacturing base and skills. Then we got lucky - the computer and internet was created. This created incredible efficiencies and allowed us to get more work out of each worker (productivity). But it was not enough, and the healthcare technologies kept creating more life extending things for the old people. To make matters worse, the non-productive nigger were multiplying faster than the whites, and many whites were starting to behave like niggers (not working). Crisis. We did try a few times to change the pension system for the ald people, but they went crazy (they call it the Third Rail of politics). So we went to plan Z - immigration. Wve wanted to immigrate white people, but South Africa was the only place that white were leaving from. It wasn't enough. We tried from Asia, but couldn't get enough Japanese or Koreans. So we went for the bottom of the barrel - arabs, blacks, and mestizos. Yeah we know they have IQs 1 sigma or more below white and we know that mean our economy will contract by about 30% or so. But we backed ourselves into a corner. Plus the banks really like all the debt we are getting into while we fumble with this intractable problem.

So yeah, we flushed your civilization and economy down the toilet so that we could live the high life for 530 years of retirement. You can spit on our graves | guess, but it won't matter to us much as we will have had a great ride while you get to scrounge in the ashes.

Save your civilization - remove all old people, non-productive people, and non-white people from your countries ASAP.

Spoiler: TL;DR

Kill boomers. Behead boomers. Roundhouse kick a boomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby boomer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy boomers. Defecate in a boomers food. Launch boomers into the sun. Stir fry boomers in a wok. Toss boomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a boomer's gas tank. Judo throw boomers into a wood chipper. Twist boomers heads off. Report boomers to the IRS. Karate chop boomers in half. Curb stomp boomers in walkers. Trap boomers in quicksand. Crush boomers in the trash compactor. Liquefy boomers in a vat of acid. Eat boomers. Dissect boomers. Exterminate boomers in the gas chamber. Stomp boomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate boomers in the oven. Lobotomize boomers. Mandatory MAID for boomers. Grind boomer property in the garbage disposal. Drown boomers in early bird diner grease. Vaporize boomers with a ray gun. Kick boomers down the stairs. Feed boomers to alligators. Slice boomers with a katana.

 

[Alt Owl]

Kill boomers. Behead boomers. Roundhouse kick a boomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby boomer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy boomers. Defecate in a boomers food. Launch boomers into the sun. Stir fry boomers in a wok. Toss boomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a boomer's gas tank. Judo throw boomers into a wood chipper. Twist boomers heads off. Report boomers to the IRS. Karate chop boomers in half. Curb stomp boomers in walkers. Trap boomers in quicksand. Crush boomers in the trash compactor. Liquefy boomers in a vat of acid. Eat boomers. Dissect boomers. Exterminate boomers in the gas chamber. Stomp boomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate boomers in the oven. Lobotomize boomers. Mandatory MAID for boomers. Grind boomer property in the garbage disposal. Drown boomers in early bird diner grease. Vaporize boomers with a ray gun. Kick boomers down the stairs. Feed boomers to alligators. Slice boomers with a katana.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Kill boomers. Behead boomers. Roundhouse kick a boomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby boomer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy boomers. Defecate in a boomers food. Launch boomers into the sun. Stir fry boomers in a wok. Toss boomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a boomer's gas tank. Judo throw boomers into a wood chipper. Twist boomers heads off. Report boomers to the IRS. Karate chop boomers in half. Curb stomp boomers in walkers. Trap boomers in quicksand. Crush boomers in the trash compactor. Liquefy boomers in a vat of acid. Eat boomers. Dissect boomers. Exterminate boomers in the gas chamber. Stomp boomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate boomers in the oven. Lobotomize boomers. Mandatory MAID for boomers. Grind boomer property in the garbage disposal. Drown boomers in early bird diner grease. Vaporize boomers with a ray gun. Kick boomers down the stairs. Feed boomers to alligators. Slice boomers with a katana.

Unironically a good redpill post.

 

[888Flux]

TOTAL BOOMER DEATH

 

[Abraham Lincoln]

I would have never guessed that sadly, the great great great grandchildren of the men who fought and died for the union.

Would allow the republic to be run by homosexuals, eunuchs, women, sodomites and hysterical fools.

The nativists were right.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Ranting about millenials/zoomers the moment you bring up any issue you might have with boomers is classic boomer behavior. Like the wokest, shrillest teenage girl on Toktok, they have zero ability to reflect on their failings as a group or as individuals and can only respond by changing the subject or blowing up at you for not agreeing with them despite their posturing as huge supporters of intellectual discussion and debate. They are also hardcore consoomers, devouring media which licks their balls like OANN or entertainment like Forrest Gump and That 70s Show, and the men are singlehandedly keeping the American motorcycle industry afloat.

 

[Matt Damon]

the men are singlehandedly keeping the American motorcycle industry afloat.

I'd say that's more of a corporate issue than a Boomer issue. Harley Davidson marketed themselves as a "lifestyle" brand rather than, you know, making motorcycles customers wanted to buy.

Now the only people who give a shit about the brand are also too old to ride and the company is likely to either die or (more likely) become yet another permanent corporate welfare recipient.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I'd say that's more of a corporate issue than a Boomer issue. Harley Davidson marketed themselves as a "lifestyle" brand rather than, you know, making motorcycles customers wanted to buy.

Now the only people who give a shit about the brand are also too old to ride and the company is likely to either die or (more likely) become yet another permanent corporate welfare recipient.

I see plenty of geriatrics still riding motorcycles, sometimes they get together and scoot down the road in a line, which is always a hoot since you can see that the youngest riders are in their 50s and everyone has gray or white hair. But you're right, the company is in deep shit once the geezers who pretend that they can relate to Easy Rider are gone. Young people always ride Japanese bikes.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Zoomers at least put effort into understanding new things

LOL like Hell. I once watched an entire class of adult Zoomers fall to pieces because they couldn't figure out how to solve for the y-intercept of a straight line.

 

[StandardGardenHoe]

We already have two existing boomer hate threads. Can we just merge all three?

 

[TruffleSpark]

Zoomers might be more personally insufferable. But it's hard to argue that there is any generation in human history that has fucked society up more than the boomers. Moreso than any other generation in human history they had absolutely everything handed to them. And they have done everything in their power to not pay that forward. All while patting themselves on the back about how hard they have it.

Occasionally one of them will talk about how there are boomers who fell through the cracks and have it rough. Some poor "oh, did you know that a lot of boomers are homeless, bet you feel bad about making fun of us" kind of stuff. But that's even worse imo. Boomers are the ones who have the resources to help all those homeless people. But they don't even help their own. What chance do the rest of us have when dealing with them?

 

[OutInTheRain]

The middle aged libshit boomer, who seems bound and determined to kick the ladder out from underneath them is the bane of my existence. Like I get that they want to keep their status and power, but you're in your sixties, retire already and stop trying to sabotage everyone coming up. Also for a generation that never won a war, stop trying to get everyone involved with one.

 

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