Kill Californians. Behead Californians. Roundhouse kick a Californian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Californian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Californians. Defecate in a Californians food. Launch Californians into the sun. Stir fry Californians in a wok. Toss Californians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Californians gas tank. Judo throw Californians into a wood chipper. Twist Californians heads off. Report Californians to the IRS. Karate chop Californians in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Californians. Trap Californians in quicksand. Crush Californians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Californians in a vat of acid. Eat Californians. Dissect Californians. Exterminate Californians in the gas chamber. Stomp Californian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Californians in the oven. Lobotomize Californians. Mandatory abortions for Californians. Grind Californian fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Californians in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Californians with a ray gun. Kick old Californians down the stairs. Feed Californians to alligators. Slice Californians with a katana.