Official KiwiFarms Generation Z Supremacy Thread - Accept your zoomer overlords here

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Apochrypha said:
I'm 23 and my bones feel 43. Everyone I've met my age says the same thing. All the microplastics in the world can't replace vitamins and minerals goddammit.
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Geoform 187 said:
Holyshit, so it isn't just me!! Even though I'm in good shape and decently active, my joints ache CONSTANTLY and the mere act of going up a medium-sized staircase makes me feel like a senior citizen. So weird. Might make world domination a bit harder if we're all in wheelchairs by age 40.
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I've been taking cod liver oil pills to help with joints. I was able to get close to a years' supply of them for around £10 from Holland and Berrets'. You could also look up some stretches to start off your day and possibly make climbing stairs easier.
I used to work out with no stretches whatsoever beforehand. Because of that, squats were difficult to do since I would place pressure on my knees instead of the thighs. Now that I do stretches beforehand, I can actually squat properly and other workouts seem easier too.
 
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Lords Greatsword said:
Wonder what the deal is with joint/bone pains happening at so young an age. If it isn't from being sedentary or from a poor diet, I got no clue what else could be the culprit.
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Lack of nutrients + terminal bad posture + no exercise = pain

Your body can take being treated like shit for about 15-20 years. Then it starts breaking. The thing with zoomers is their bodies have been treated like shit from early childhood, earlier generations it didn't start until the mid-late 30s
 
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Lords Greatsword said:
Fucking how
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Keep in mind, he could have just looked it up on his phone. I know using search engines is some kind of arcane art that no one can be assed to do any more, but it's embarrassing. Zoomies would starve to death in a bunker filled with canned food.

draggs said:
Lack of nutrients + terminal bad posture + no exercise = pain

Your body can take being treated like shit for about 15-20 years. Then it starts breaking. The thing with zoomers is their bodies have been treated like shit from early childhood, earlier generations it didn't start until the mid-late 30s
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My nephews have been lucky, since their parents had them doing sports and encouraging them to take care of themselves, but they're sad as a whole. Someone really needs to tell Zoomer girls that bared midriffs are only good if there's something worth showing.
 
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Dab on dem haters skibidi frfr no cap
Lords Greatsword said:
Wonder what the deal is with joint/bone pains happening at so young an age. If it isn't from being sedentary or from a poor diet, I got no clue what else could be the culprit.
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I'm SUPER sedentary and I don't have any joint/bone issues, but at the same time I also have a really good diet so it must be a combination of consooming both edible and non-edible goyslop all the time.
 
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GratsTheat783 said:
I've been taking cod liver oil pills to help with joints. I was able to get close to a years' supply of them for around £10 from Holland and Berrets'. You could also look up some stretches to start off your day and possibly make climbing stairs easier.
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I've been cod liver pilled for a little while and it's helped somewhat. Not going to PL too much, but I fear it might be genetic in my case.
 
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Lords Greatsword said:
Wonder what the deal is with joint/bone pains happening at so young an age. If it isn't from being sedentary or from a poor diet, I got no clue what else could be the culprit.
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Zoomers are spiritually and mentally weak. The mind and spirit affect the body. Every other Zoomer has serious health issues or a mental illness. Their dopamine receptors were fried before they could fully develop.

It was over for Zoomers before it began.
 
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6thRanger said:
Zoomers are spiritually and mentally weak. The mind and spirit affect the body. Every other Zoomer has serious health issues or a mental illness. Their dopamine receptors were fried before they could fully develop.

It was over for Zoomers before it began.
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I think we actually know the effects better than ignorant Millennial parents, since we got into internet earlier and other rabbitholes.

We might be the generation that starts recognizing the issues.
I think there are also people like me who are bothered by the wokism and double standard of censorship.
Millennials are very big fans of wokeness from what I noticed.
 
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6thRanger said:
Zoomers are spiritually and mentally weak. The mind and spirit affect the body. Every other Zoomer has serious health issues or a mental illness. Their dopamine receptors were fried before they could fully develop.

It was over for Zoomers before it began.
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I'm being a bit facetious with this thread, but I would comfortably say that zoomers mog millennials pretty comfortably.
 
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L rizz boomer from Ohio cope over sigma looksmaxxed zoomer mogging with W bonesmashed rizz. Sussy pomnicels seething from pibby glitch skibidi gyatts running duos with Kai Cenat griddy grimace shakes. On Fanum fr
 
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Doubly Punished Snigger said:
I'm being a bit facetious with this thread, but I would comfortably say that zoomers mog millennials pretty comfortably.
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Why did you break Kayfabe? I was being facetious as well. Of course you think that, you're a Zoomer.

i440BX said:
I think we actually know the effects better than ignorant Millennial parents, since we got into internet earlier and other rabbitholes.

We might be the generation that starts recognizing the issues.
I think there are also people like me who are bothered by the wokism and double standard of censorship.
Millennials are very big fans of wokeness from what I noticed.
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If you were raised by a millennial and not a Gen-X pretender you are too young to be on this website.

The issues are quite recognised you baby gronk loving, Livvy Dunne rizzing brainrot-infused edger. You should praise God every day millennials never properly fanum taxed you and allow you to stay unmogged in the great Tik Tok Rizz party we consider life. No amount of gooning over fake Zoomer conservative statistics will hide you are all Diddy-like and nowhere near being in an IRL edit.

Go looksmaxx before I hit the griddy on your girl's gyatt.
 
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6thRanger said:
Why did you break Kayfabe? I was being facetious as well. Of course you think that, you're a Zoomer.


If you were raised by a millennial and not a Gen-X pretender you are too young to be on this website.

The issues are quite recognised you baby gronk loving, Livvy Dunne rizzing brainrot-infused edger. You should praise God every day millennials never properly fanum taxed you and allow you to stay unmogged in the great Tik Tok Rizz party we consider life. No amount of gooning over fake Zoomer conservative statistics will hide you are all Diddy-like and nowhere near being in an IRL edit.

Go looksmaxx before I hit the griddy on your girl's gyatt.
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My parents are actual baby boomers so I win
 
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