Official Kiwifarms Hobbit hate thread

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I fuckin' hate these subhuman midget freaks. I'm glad they were eaten by Komodo dragons.

 

[maguyver16]

@Spunt you needs to get in here, this nigga talkin shit.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

@Spunt you needs to get in here, this nigga talkin shit.

Wrong Hobbit. I am okay with Dildo Baggins. I despise the ancient posers.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

but enough about your mother

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

-snip-

Hol up, You sayin' we wuz halflings and sheeit?

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

At least they're not gnomes. Fuck gnomes.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Cyraxx is an unholy fusion of one with a dwarf.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Hol up, You sayin' we wuz halflings and sheeit?

Yes.

At least they're not gnomes. Fuck gnomes.

Ew. No. I will not have sex with gnomes. I'd sooner fly into bed with Lucy. That bitch wasn't even a homo.