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The Jews are the only race of people in the history of the world to invent infant genital mutilation. For that reason alone they deserve to be [redacted].
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Damn shame this doesn't work on Soros. Cuz that Kike has a special place in Hell reserved for him.
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yeah this will shut down kiwifarms for real
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This group says my savior is boiling in shit in hell, yet hides behind him because he lived in Judea. They have done nothing helpful to the world with their power and influence and money, only served themselves and made our lives worse. They have done nothing to protect my race, in fact their intellectuals seem very happy that whites are being slowly replaced. Yet when I discuss the issue I'm labeled by one of their golems a "racist." (White replacement seems to only exist as long as the establishment can hold it over racists as a show of force. Makes you think!) They have no roots other than a land which they no longer have a reasonable claim to, yet have used their influence to supply their mutt brethren with American made missles, guns, etc. all going towards the genocide (and replacement!) of innocent Palestinians. They universalize everything, stay true to their religious principles only as long as it's ok for optics, or in times of trouble, convenient. They have systematically destroyed everything my ancestors bled for, everything they love, and replaced it with their deranged exploitative theory. Their plan, OUTLINED IN THE RELIGIOUS TEXT THAT BASICALLY ALL OF THEM FOLLOW, is to destroy the world and bring about the "third temple," where they will rule over us as subservient cattle (they casually call non-believers cattle btw).
I don't know why this thread exists, these people seem pretty alright to me.
I don't know why this thread exists, these people seem pretty alright to me.
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Grew up in a heavily Jewish area, grew close to some as childhood thru high school friends, still close with a couple. I was more working class compared to my Jewish friends, who all had Dads with higher paying jobs. Never heard a single racist comment, not from my redneck extended family, nothing - except, I did hear anti-black stuff many times from the parents of my Jewish friends. Talk about weapons-grade projection on the part of the Jews. I have brought this up with my closest Jewish friend, and she acknowledges that her family/community are racist. She didn’t study liberal arts and doesn’t follow news or media or internet culture closely, and denies that the Jews are behind the CRT/nigger worship racket. Her opinion- “we’re all just moderate democrats”.
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The Jews are the absolute scum of the earth, they deserve nothing but complete extermination, every single one, they are what have driven western society to the complete shithole that it is today. "The mudslimes are poor, weak, vulnerable pyramid builders, goyim",
Kill them all
Kill them all
ChrisIsGay
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Jews suck baby penis, thats fucking gross man.
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ITT: Goyim mad because they know they can’t compete
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I like Jewish women with big boobs.
Jewish men don't really have any redeeming qualities other than some being educated. Nothing else, though. This is probably why Judaism is maternal.
Jewish men don't really have any redeeming qualities other than some being educated. Nothing else, though. This is probably why Judaism is maternal.
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I stole this from John C. Lasheras blog.
Do not associate with vermin sub human scum
Everything Jews do is malakah (bad).
Christians have pacifiers, Jews have mtzieh bveh.
Jews measure their sins in foreskins.
Jewish is one step removed from Sewage.
I feel bad for the vermin that eat a Jewish corpse. Even if its fresh they will vomit and (bleeguurh) and die.
You know why Jews have a hook nose? It’s so they can weigh and balance their money they steal from your wallet.
Jews have good familial associations; Their mother is their sister, aunt and first cousin. Their father is their brother, uncle and second first cousin too.
The worst suffering of Christ was having to smell Jews his entire life.
The best jew is the worst person you’ll ever meet.
A Jewish death is the worst; The family is always arguing about which brother or sister deserves who and what in the last will and testament. This is especially hard because Jews lie their entire life.
Do you know why Jews have so much money? Its because they’re inbred.
Slander and libel against Jews is when you speak or write the truth.
You know who uploads all of those “fuck my step(family)” videos on pornhub? Jews.
Even Jews repulse Satan. Its probably the smell.
The hardest part about being a Jewish spy is hiding your hook nose in side profile.
The woe of every Jewish woman is marrying her Jewish brother. They usually think “Not again, not another shriveled bean bag salesman. If being hit on by my dad wasn’t bad enough.”
Jewish Drill Sergeants are the worst. While the enemy drills you from the front, he drills you from behind.
Jewish Generals are the worst. While the enemy fucks you from the front, Jewish Generals fuck you in the end.
Civil court is basically an argument about which Jew stole from another Jew.
Jews didn’t learn to sin from Satan, they learned from their sister, who is their mother.
The Talmud is popular because vermin love mud.
Vermin love the Jews, because the Jews are their people.
The Jews follow the secret law. The secret law has three laws:
1)No one knows the secret law besides the Jews
2)The normal law does not apply to the Jews
3)The Golden Rule is the law;Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
To Jews, sin is virtue.
When Jews cast lots, its impossible to find out who owns who or who owns what, because Jews usually rent everything.
The Jewish spirit is flesh.
When Jews go to the synagogue, they talk business.
It’s been 2000 years since God was around and the Jews are still trying to haggle for redemption.
In Jewish law, the victim is the criminal.
In regular statistics, it usually goes down to a coin toss. In Jewish statistics, it comes down to the spin of a dreydel.
Jew is to jagged as Gentile is to gentle.
Jewish smegma is a rite of passage.
To smell or not to smell, is the question of the Jew.
Jewish data analysis usually involves pulling down a little boy’s pants.
Do you know why Jews control the world? It’s because they stole it.
Do you know why Jews bob their head up and down while praying? They’re practicing deepthroating.
Jews have a love hate relationship with blacks. They admire their size and their envy is their demise.
Its ironic that Jews are sex traffickers because for 4k years they’ve only had bad sex.
When a Jewish man impregnates your daughter, half of your child’s soul is already damned to Hell.
That black box that some rabbis wear on their head is like a Jack in the Box, but some assembly is required. You need to buy your own crank and you need to drill the hole for the crank yourself. Once you install the crank and crank up the box, a viper pops out.
There is the pull start (Muslim turban), push start (Indian red dot) and crank start (Jewish black box).
Sin is kosher.
Mehrev
Do you know why most yeshivas have no open windows or clear lines of sight into the yeshiva? That’s because the rabbi is teaching the boys and girls about rape.
Jewish Eruvs are how Jewish gangs mark their territory;Heres where the child molesters, rapists, sex traffickers and pedophiles have their turf.
In the future Jewish eruvs will only be erected around cemetaries.
Most rabbis are named Shlomo because 4000 years of inbreeding has them thinking in slow mo.
Mark Zuckerberg is so inbred he can’t see in red and green. Whenever he’s in the red he asks if he’s making money. Whenever he has dollar bills in his hands he asks if its money.
Jews have all of the money in the world but they still can’t fix their problems. They are so stingy they cant even pay someone to fix their problems. So instead, they rape people.
Gentiles can usually fix their problems for free. If Jews can’t solve the problem they molest your little boy for a creative solution. It really gets their juices flowing.
Next time the gas chamber goes in the oven;Full gas and max temperature. We cant risk getting the people sick.
Jews don’t waste a thing. After they fry your foreskin they leaven their bread with your shmeita blood.
Jews are experts at fiddling litte boys diddles (this is called fiddlesticking) and bean flicking littie girls beans for those twelve and under.
Elie Wiesel was appropriately named. The rest of the family that burned in the ovens were Wieselmen.
Jews have three teeth and a trifurcated fork tongue; one tooth is for popping your Jean buttons to rape you. The other tooth is for draining you clean like a vampire. The last tooth is for cleaning a tongue that can never be clean.
One fork of the tongue is for deceit. The other fork is for manipulation. The last fork is to spit the truth for plausible deniability.
The Holocaust is another proof by example of Jewish inbreeding. In 1942 there were 14 million Jews. By 1945 there were 8 million Jews allegedly. Now there are allegedly 23.338 million jews.
The Jewish Mafia’s omerta is very different from the Italian Mafia’s omerta. After you suck the debauched circumcision of a gentile clean, you must rimjob Satan for thirty three laps. This is called Freemasonry.
The only way you can leave Freemasonry is to have your backbone smashed with a two by four, which is the same way you join Freemasonry.
Each rank in freemasonry indicates your degree per order of magnitude of child molestation. The first degree requires you molest 2 boys, and so on and so forth.
Welcome to Freemasonry.
Jewish Mathematics involves calculating the optimality of child molestation, sex trafficking, rape, torture and murder in terms of maximizing grievousness and minimizing justice.
The first day of school at a Yeshiva involves a prostate exam.
You ever hear the biblical expression “Spare the rod, spoil the child?” The Jews take it one step further. If you insert the rod into the child, you purify them. This is called Purim.
Do you know why Jews call the holy land Israel? They’re jewlusional and they’re still questioning if it is real or not.
You ever hear the expression “Yeah, I’m sure that will happen when pigs fly”? That actually happened, Sabbati Sevi flapped his wings and he flew.
DSM 6 Diagnosis:
JEWLUSIONAL
Being Jewlusional is when you think that your Jewish ethnicity, religion, or Sabbatean Frankist/Satanic beliefs entitle you to a sense of superiority over billions of people, especially when you start talking about hook nosed blood money.
Most banks cannot direct deposit money into Gentile bank accounts. The hook nosed blood money has to be washed, sanitized, cleansed, purified and Christened before it can be used. This is why there’s usually a delay before you get your money as a Gentile, and as always, there is a purification fee of 6.66% which is non deductible from your taxes.
A Jewish gangster is basically how you describe the whole lot of them;It runs in the family. Bada bing, bada boom.
Everytime you play the lottery nobody actually wins the big prizes. It goes into a goblin’s bank account. Its name is Hook Stealing Goldstein
Jews are actually not human. They are a special branch of the human family that de-evolved 6,666 years ago into Pharassitic Parasites. The proper name for their species is Pharassiticus Parasiticum.
very time you eat a Reuben sandwich, it’s made from a man named Reuben. Be careful.
You ever see that twilight zone episode “How to Serve Man”? That’s what they do at the Jewish delicatessen around the corner every day.
Yiddish and Skittish are not so different.
You ever hear the expression, “You want to have your cake and eat it too”? The Jews will never learn because once you eat the cake, it’s gone!
Jews are too traditional. Rape, torture, murder, sex trafficking, pedophilia, child molestation and creepiness was so Iron Age. Get with the times… people, if we can call you that.
What’s the difference between a Neanderthal and a Jew? Not much, except that Neanderthals have a conscience.
Do you know why they call Jewish sausage shemeitahs? It’s because there’s not much meat to pack in the casing..
Jewish humor usually involves forcing people to laugh.
Do you know why Jews produce pornography? Its because they can’t procreate properly.
Do you know what the difference between Ronald McDonald and Jeffrey Epstein is? The former gives you happy meals, the latter makes you a happy meal.
Do you know why Jewish butchers drive around in mostly unmarked white vans that say FREE CANDY ON THE SIDE? Its because they have to offload all of their spoiled tootsie pops and they have no where to sell them. So if they approach you or your children, jump in the back of the van if you want to suck on a free pink tootsie pop.
Jews take Black Friday too literally. They go to Best Buy asking if they can buy black sex slaves for half off.
Even when something is free Jews still try to haggle. They usually say “Hey, I’m gonna need to at least get 15% off on this one.”
Jews are penny wise, dollar smart, but life dumb. I know this because they’re inbred.
Jews take offense to the expression “roasting someone” because they cant delineate between their holocaust delusions and being made fun of.
Jewish Neuroscience usually boils down to how many of their four neurons Jews would like to dedicate to sex trafficking, rape, torture and murder. And since Jews are spineless, there isn’t much more nervous system to really work with.
Jewish competition involves rape, torture, murder, sex trafficking, corruption, bribery, extortion, and generally, cheating and lying.
A motherzucker is a mother fucker in the first degree;You fuck your own mother.
In Khazaria, su casa es mi casa.
Blood libel is when you commit to 4,000 years of incest.
When Jews play Monopoly with you, they try to buy your pieces with real money.
Virtue is the anathema to Jewish sensibility.
Jewish proverbs contradict themselves which makes them good for teaching you nothing.
Social security numbers are cattle brand to Jews.
Gentiles are just as funny as Jews except that people laugh with us and not at us.
The reason Jews get stereotyped is because of their monoculture;Usually, you stereotype yourself if you don’t change from your ways.
The only thing a contract is good for to a Jew is to be filed in the paper shredder.
Do you know why most conscientious objectors in world war II were Jewish? It’s because they has better ideas and this is why the Manhattan Project came to fruition.
What goes around comes around only occurs to a certain extent because their hook noses curve and deflect from their responsibility.
Some of the best and worst things in life are three character words like God, Sex, Sin and Jew, for example.
When a Jew says they love your children, be cautious, they could mean it literally.
f the motel room comes with a free mohel, it’s best to stay away and book somewhere else.
The best place to store your Talmud is in the fireplace on a cold winter’s night.
To a jew, there’s nothing a bribe can’t fix.
When a Jew gets an infection, this is called healing.
The best kind of artist to a Jew is a scam artist.
In computer programming, most Jews are classified as two bit scam artists–01, which in base ten and in an English reduction, means negative zero. Their least significant bit is negative and their most significant bit is zero, making them a negative zero. Or a negative kike.
The next time you see a kike, tell him to go fly a kite.
The rats at Dunkin Donuts crawling on the food at night are part of the diaspora.
Being anti semitic means you are pro life.
Even the dead can smell a jew from a mile away.
Jewish Thanksgiving is called Grand Larceny in Israel.
Jewish Christmas is on 6/6 at 7:06 PM.
Jewish toilet paper is equivalent to the human right hand.
Jewish bidets are inverted;Instead of flowing with clean water, they flow with sewage.
To Jews hypocrisy is right even if it’s wrong.
Jews have sex ed at six years old when they get raped by a rabbi. It’s in the talmud so its good
When God takes a shit, it’s a Holy Shit.
They evacuated the Jews from the twin towers first because the Jews needed more terrorists.
With or without the goyim, the Jews are nothing.
There is no honour amongst thieves between Jews which is why they are motherfuckers.
Jews think they are smooth but they’re on a roll with no butter.
The reason they call the high priest the high priest is because you would have to be high to believe that bullshit.
When it comes down to the brass tax there’s nothing left because the Jews steal everything, down to the last penny.
World War I was fought with men and horses. WWII with tanks and artillery. WWIII will be fought with bank accounts.
All Jews are sex offenders because they’re inbred and fucking your mother is offensive to the sensibilities.
Jews are always the butt of the joke because they look, smell and are pieces of shit.
The only thing Adolf Hitler did wrong was that he didn’t finish the job.
For Jews, life is a lay over flight before they descend straight to Hell.
If you break a Jew’s jaw you kill the goblin because they have no chin or backbone
When the Soviets robbed banks they were loaning money to themselves.
Jews are serious about their money in terms of usury. They charge spacetime interest on time too, which means that you usually lose your life for a dollar or two.
If one is a problem, six is a gang and a family of Jews.
The police fear touching or arresting Jews because they may infect their entire family if they do.
Money laundering for Jews usually means getting the money dirtier.
Almost every Jewish bedroom is a Superfund site.
Before the Jews took over the FBI it used to be the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Now it’s the Federal Bureau of Insemination.
Jewish wedding vows require each man or woman to kiss the asshole and to say I do!
Jewish loan sharks are hammerheads
Jews think this way;Even if I’m wrong, at least I’m right about being wrong!
Jewjitsu is the artform of child molestation
A Jewish erection is the highest of smallest peaks one can reach.
Cheating is the second thing little boys and girls in the yeshiva learn after rape.
The derivative six points before the apex of a hook nose converges close to 6.66 infinities, which is six reasons sooner as to why their hook noses are so eccentric.
Satan circumcised Jacob Rothschild and did his mtzieh bveh.
Not all Jews are bad. Be more specific. Call these the Sabbatean Frankist Satanic Proverbs instead
Do not associate with vermin sub human scum
Everything Jews do is malakah (bad).
Christians have pacifiers, Jews have mtzieh bveh.
Jews measure their sins in foreskins.
Jewish is one step removed from Sewage.
I feel bad for the vermin that eat a Jewish corpse. Even if its fresh they will vomit and (bleeguurh) and die.
You know why Jews have a hook nose? It’s so they can weigh and balance their money they steal from your wallet.
Jews have good familial associations; Their mother is their sister, aunt and first cousin. Their father is their brother, uncle and second first cousin too.
The worst suffering of Christ was having to smell Jews his entire life.
The best jew is the worst person you’ll ever meet.
A Jewish death is the worst; The family is always arguing about which brother or sister deserves who and what in the last will and testament. This is especially hard because Jews lie their entire life.
Do you know why Jews have so much money? Its because they’re inbred.
Slander and libel against Jews is when you speak or write the truth.
You know who uploads all of those “fuck my step(family)” videos on pornhub? Jews.
Even Jews repulse Satan. Its probably the smell.
The hardest part about being a Jewish spy is hiding your hook nose in side profile.
The woe of every Jewish woman is marrying her Jewish brother. They usually think “Not again, not another shriveled bean bag salesman. If being hit on by my dad wasn’t bad enough.”
Jewish Drill Sergeants are the worst. While the enemy drills you from the front, he drills you from behind.
Jewish Generals are the worst. While the enemy fucks you from the front, Jewish Generals fuck you in the end.
Civil court is basically an argument about which Jew stole from another Jew.
Jews didn’t learn to sin from Satan, they learned from their sister, who is their mother.
The Talmud is popular because vermin love mud.
Vermin love the Jews, because the Jews are their people.
The Jews follow the secret law. The secret law has three laws:
1)No one knows the secret law besides the Jews
2)The normal law does not apply to the Jews
3)The Golden Rule is the law;Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
To Jews, sin is virtue.
When Jews cast lots, its impossible to find out who owns who or who owns what, because Jews usually rent everything.
The Jewish spirit is flesh.
When Jews go to the synagogue, they talk business.
It’s been 2000 years since God was around and the Jews are still trying to haggle for redemption.
In Jewish law, the victim is the criminal.
In regular statistics, it usually goes down to a coin toss. In Jewish statistics, it comes down to the spin of a dreydel.
Jew is to jagged as Gentile is to gentle.
Jewish smegma is a rite of passage.
To smell or not to smell, is the question of the Jew.
Jewish data analysis usually involves pulling down a little boy’s pants.
Do you know why Jews control the world? It’s because they stole it.
Do you know why Jews bob their head up and down while praying? They’re practicing deepthroating.
Jews have a love hate relationship with blacks. They admire their size and their envy is their demise.
Its ironic that Jews are sex traffickers because for 4k years they’ve only had bad sex.
When a Jewish man impregnates your daughter, half of your child’s soul is already damned to Hell.
That black box that some rabbis wear on their head is like a Jack in the Box, but some assembly is required. You need to buy your own crank and you need to drill the hole for the crank yourself. Once you install the crank and crank up the box, a viper pops out.
There is the pull start (Muslim turban), push start (Indian red dot) and crank start (Jewish black box).
Sin is kosher.
Mehrev
Do you know why most yeshivas have no open windows or clear lines of sight into the yeshiva? That’s because the rabbi is teaching the boys and girls about rape.
Jewish Eruvs are how Jewish gangs mark their territory;Heres where the child molesters, rapists, sex traffickers and pedophiles have their turf.
In the future Jewish eruvs will only be erected around cemetaries.
Most rabbis are named Shlomo because 4000 years of inbreeding has them thinking in slow mo.
Mark Zuckerberg is so inbred he can’t see in red and green. Whenever he’s in the red he asks if he’s making money. Whenever he has dollar bills in his hands he asks if its money.
Jews have all of the money in the world but they still can’t fix their problems. They are so stingy they cant even pay someone to fix their problems. So instead, they rape people.
Gentiles can usually fix their problems for free. If Jews can’t solve the problem they molest your little boy for a creative solution. It really gets their juices flowing.
Next time the gas chamber goes in the oven;Full gas and max temperature. We cant risk getting the people sick.
Jews don’t waste a thing. After they fry your foreskin they leaven their bread with your shmeita blood.
Jews are experts at fiddling litte boys diddles (this is called fiddlesticking) and bean flicking littie girls beans for those twelve and under.
Elie Wiesel was appropriately named. The rest of the family that burned in the ovens were Wieselmen.
Jews have three teeth and a trifurcated fork tongue; one tooth is for popping your Jean buttons to rape you. The other tooth is for draining you clean like a vampire. The last tooth is for cleaning a tongue that can never be clean.
One fork of the tongue is for deceit. The other fork is for manipulation. The last fork is to spit the truth for plausible deniability.
The Holocaust is another proof by example of Jewish inbreeding. In 1942 there were 14 million Jews. By 1945 there were 8 million Jews allegedly. Now there are allegedly 23.338 million jews.
The Jewish Mafia’s omerta is very different from the Italian Mafia’s omerta. After you suck the debauched circumcision of a gentile clean, you must rimjob Satan for thirty three laps. This is called Freemasonry.
The only way you can leave Freemasonry is to have your backbone smashed with a two by four, which is the same way you join Freemasonry.
Each rank in freemasonry indicates your degree per order of magnitude of child molestation. The first degree requires you molest 2 boys, and so on and so forth.
Welcome to Freemasonry.
Jewish Mathematics involves calculating the optimality of child molestation, sex trafficking, rape, torture and murder in terms of maximizing grievousness and minimizing justice.
The first day of school at a Yeshiva involves a prostate exam.
You ever hear the biblical expression “Spare the rod, spoil the child?” The Jews take it one step further. If you insert the rod into the child, you purify them. This is called Purim.
Do you know why Jews call the holy land Israel? They’re jewlusional and they’re still questioning if it is real or not.
You ever hear the expression “Yeah, I’m sure that will happen when pigs fly”? That actually happened, Sabbati Sevi flapped his wings and he flew.
DSM 6 Diagnosis:
JEWLUSIONAL
Being Jewlusional is when you think that your Jewish ethnicity, religion, or Sabbatean Frankist/Satanic beliefs entitle you to a sense of superiority over billions of people, especially when you start talking about hook nosed blood money.
Most banks cannot direct deposit money into Gentile bank accounts. The hook nosed blood money has to be washed, sanitized, cleansed, purified and Christened before it can be used. This is why there’s usually a delay before you get your money as a Gentile, and as always, there is a purification fee of 6.66% which is non deductible from your taxes.
A Jewish gangster is basically how you describe the whole lot of them;It runs in the family. Bada bing, bada boom.
Everytime you play the lottery nobody actually wins the big prizes. It goes into a goblin’s bank account. Its name is Hook Stealing Goldstein
Jews are actually not human. They are a special branch of the human family that de-evolved 6,666 years ago into Pharassitic Parasites. The proper name for their species is Pharassiticus Parasiticum.
very time you eat a Reuben sandwich, it’s made from a man named Reuben. Be careful.
You ever see that twilight zone episode “How to Serve Man”? That’s what they do at the Jewish delicatessen around the corner every day.
Yiddish and Skittish are not so different.
You ever hear the expression, “You want to have your cake and eat it too”? The Jews will never learn because once you eat the cake, it’s gone!
Jews are too traditional. Rape, torture, murder, sex trafficking, pedophilia, child molestation and creepiness was so Iron Age. Get with the times… people, if we can call you that.
What’s the difference between a Neanderthal and a Jew? Not much, except that Neanderthals have a conscience.
Do you know why they call Jewish sausage shemeitahs? It’s because there’s not much meat to pack in the casing..
Jewish humor usually involves forcing people to laugh.
Do you know why Jews produce pornography? Its because they can’t procreate properly.
Do you know what the difference between Ronald McDonald and Jeffrey Epstein is? The former gives you happy meals, the latter makes you a happy meal.
Do you know why Jewish butchers drive around in mostly unmarked white vans that say FREE CANDY ON THE SIDE? Its because they have to offload all of their spoiled tootsie pops and they have no where to sell them. So if they approach you or your children, jump in the back of the van if you want to suck on a free pink tootsie pop.
Jews take Black Friday too literally. They go to Best Buy asking if they can buy black sex slaves for half off.
Even when something is free Jews still try to haggle. They usually say “Hey, I’m gonna need to at least get 15% off on this one.”
Jews are penny wise, dollar smart, but life dumb. I know this because they’re inbred.
Jews take offense to the expression “roasting someone” because they cant delineate between their holocaust delusions and being made fun of.
Jewish Neuroscience usually boils down to how many of their four neurons Jews would like to dedicate to sex trafficking, rape, torture and murder. And since Jews are spineless, there isn’t much more nervous system to really work with.
Jewish competition involves rape, torture, murder, sex trafficking, corruption, bribery, extortion, and generally, cheating and lying.
A motherzucker is a mother fucker in the first degree;You fuck your own mother.
In Khazaria, su casa es mi casa.
Blood libel is when you commit to 4,000 years of incest.
When Jews play Monopoly with you, they try to buy your pieces with real money.
Virtue is the anathema to Jewish sensibility.
Jewish proverbs contradict themselves which makes them good for teaching you nothing.
Social security numbers are cattle brand to Jews.
Gentiles are just as funny as Jews except that people laugh with us and not at us.
The reason Jews get stereotyped is because of their monoculture;Usually, you stereotype yourself if you don’t change from your ways.
The only thing a contract is good for to a Jew is to be filed in the paper shredder.
Do you know why most conscientious objectors in world war II were Jewish? It’s because they has better ideas and this is why the Manhattan Project came to fruition.
What goes around comes around only occurs to a certain extent because their hook noses curve and deflect from their responsibility.
Some of the best and worst things in life are three character words like God, Sex, Sin and Jew, for example.
When a Jew says they love your children, be cautious, they could mean it literally.
f the motel room comes with a free mohel, it’s best to stay away and book somewhere else.
The best place to store your Talmud is in the fireplace on a cold winter’s night.
To a jew, there’s nothing a bribe can’t fix.
When a Jew gets an infection, this is called healing.
The best kind of artist to a Jew is a scam artist.
In computer programming, most Jews are classified as two bit scam artists–01, which in base ten and in an English reduction, means negative zero. Their least significant bit is negative and their most significant bit is zero, making them a negative zero. Or a negative kike.
The next time you see a kike, tell him to go fly a kite.
The rats at Dunkin Donuts crawling on the food at night are part of the diaspora.
Being anti semitic means you are pro life.
Even the dead can smell a jew from a mile away.
Jewish Thanksgiving is called Grand Larceny in Israel.
Jewish Christmas is on 6/6 at 7:06 PM.
Jewish toilet paper is equivalent to the human right hand.
Jewish bidets are inverted;Instead of flowing with clean water, they flow with sewage.
To Jews hypocrisy is right even if it’s wrong.
Jews have sex ed at six years old when they get raped by a rabbi. It’s in the talmud so its good
When God takes a shit, it’s a Holy Shit.
They evacuated the Jews from the twin towers first because the Jews needed more terrorists.
With or without the goyim, the Jews are nothing.
There is no honour amongst thieves between Jews which is why they are motherfuckers.
Jews think they are smooth but they’re on a roll with no butter.
The reason they call the high priest the high priest is because you would have to be high to believe that bullshit.
When it comes down to the brass tax there’s nothing left because the Jews steal everything, down to the last penny.
World War I was fought with men and horses. WWII with tanks and artillery. WWIII will be fought with bank accounts.
All Jews are sex offenders because they’re inbred and fucking your mother is offensive to the sensibilities.
Jews are always the butt of the joke because they look, smell and are pieces of shit.
The only thing Adolf Hitler did wrong was that he didn’t finish the job.
For Jews, life is a lay over flight before they descend straight to Hell.
If you break a Jew’s jaw you kill the goblin because they have no chin or backbone
When the Soviets robbed banks they were loaning money to themselves.
Jews are serious about their money in terms of usury. They charge spacetime interest on time too, which means that you usually lose your life for a dollar or two.
If one is a problem, six is a gang and a family of Jews.
The police fear touching or arresting Jews because they may infect their entire family if they do.
Money laundering for Jews usually means getting the money dirtier.
Almost every Jewish bedroom is a Superfund site.
Before the Jews took over the FBI it used to be the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Now it’s the Federal Bureau of Insemination.
Jewish wedding vows require each man or woman to kiss the asshole and to say I do!
Jewish loan sharks are hammerheads
Jews think this way;Even if I’m wrong, at least I’m right about being wrong!
Jewjitsu is the artform of child molestation
A Jewish erection is the highest of smallest peaks one can reach.
Cheating is the second thing little boys and girls in the yeshiva learn after rape.
The derivative six points before the apex of a hook nose converges close to 6.66 infinities, which is six reasons sooner as to why their hook noses are so eccentric.
Satan circumcised Jacob Rothschild and did his mtzieh bveh.
Not all Jews are bad. Be more specific. Call these the Sabbatean Frankist Satanic Proverbs instead
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There’s already a thread for this you goy retard.