Official Kiwifarms Panda Hate Thread

[retard strength II]

I am sometimes amazed there are allegedly (Chinese numbers) more than 1000 of them in the wild.

There are two to three days, of the whole year, that females can get pregnant. The males are never ready. They don't want it. The entire species doesn't seem to want it [survival].

Eat like shit, no sex, forever alone, make shitty parents. The Redditors of bears.






(I actually still like them though)

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Send them all to Canada for MAID.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Pandas are huge pollinators, like bees. That's not a joke. Rolling around in forests with their short, tough fur causes them to pick up a lot of seeds, pollen, and stray plant matter, as well as their diet. They distribute it as they travel around, roll around, and defecate. They die and a lot of greenery across the regions they inhabit die out too.

 

[maddox]

pandas are that literally me character

 

[Xia Dynasty]

Red panda supremacy.

Red Pandas aren't in any way genetically related to actual pandas. In fact, they're not even bears. They have more genetically in common with raccoons and skunks than pandas or any type of bear. You're comparing apple to oranges.

 

[maddox]

Red Pandas aren't in any way genetically related to actual pandas. In fact, they're not even bears. They have more genetically in common with raccoons and skunks than pandas or any type of bear. You're comparing apple to oranges.

you will never be a panda
YWNBAP

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Pandas are fine but keeping them in captivity makes them literal retards. They don't really mate in captivity.

I used to hate Pandas too, but knowing that bugmen use them as leverage in international affairs makes them pitiable more than anything.

 

[The Axolotl Throttle]

You're comparing apple to oranges.

Oranges are better than apples, actually.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

you will never be a panda
YWNBAP

Admittedly it's a good thing considering how repulsive, stupid and inbred those pieces of shit are.

Cool ass dudes with striped fox tails, rip those idiot bears to shreds.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

See things from their perspective, you're living in your home, you're so big that you have barely any predators, and you're snacking on bamboo, it's not nutritious, but it's plentiful. Then, one day, a gigantic horde of chimps shows up, razes your bamboo paradise to the ground and puts you in a pathetic little cage with 24/7 surveillance.
And to add insult to injury, they call you useless and a waste of resources for failing to adapt to the destruction they caused and for not wanting to have sex while they watch.

I get pandas, I wouldn't want to fuck either.

There are two to three days, of the whole year, that females can get pregnant.

This is the norm in nature, not the exception, other bears like grizzlies do the same thing. Being always fertile like we are is very rare among animals.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

They literally can't do anything other than sit on their ass and eat bamboo.

Damn, best I can hope for is a pandaskin cloak/rug. Sad.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I see the CCP has sent the panda defense force out to spread propaganda and attempt to make me feel bad for pandas! Do not believe their lies!

 

[Kit Marz]

I have always loved pandas, but I agree with you. I think there comes a point where an animal is supposed to go extinct and pandas have reached that point, but we think we know better and refuse to let them die. Pandas do everything possible to kill themselves off, but we won't let them.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

the only acceptable Panda is from Tekken and Rangchu winning the EVO with it.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I am so glad OP finally came to her senses and understood who the real villains of this world are. Those scheming tiny little bears are up to no good. Are they black or are they white? It's like they don't make up their damn minds. Can you trust an animal like that? An animal that doesn't even procreate? Or do they not procreate ON CAMERA so that we remain oblivious to their growing numbers in secret sleeper cell compounds all over Southern Sachara? Or how they deployed mind control communist fleas all over China to infiltrate the CCP in 1980 in order to have little yellow Chinese worker drones build infrastructure for their future plans? WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE REAL PURPOSE OF THE BELT AND ROAD INITIATIVE??? Well, it sure as fuck isn't to help afro-niggers, that's for certain.

There will be blood, but their day of reckoning is soon. Total Panda Death is inevitable and people are slowly waking up to the truth.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I like when things are big, cute and dumb - it makes them disarming to me.

They are also cute as little bbs.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Pandas are huge pollinators, like bees. That's not a joke. Rolling around in forests with their short, tough fur causes them to pick up a lot of seeds, pollen, and stray plant matter, as well as their diet. They distribute it as they travel around, roll around, and defecate. They die and a lot of greenery across the regions they inhabit die out too.

Good lol
I'd spray Agent Orange over the entire country.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

They are such a waste of everything: time, money, space. The most useless mascot. I also hate how the panda seems to be the only animal associated with China, which is a braindead PR move by Chicoms. At least Australia markets itself as a land of kangaroos, crocodiles, Tasmanian devils, dingo dogs, platypuses, koalas, sharks and anything that can kill you.