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In my continued practice of Total Simping Death (TSD), I've discovered that a good way to get women to stop asking you to do shit for them is with the question "Why don't you get your boyfriend to do it?"

It's funny, because for one, none of them are ever single, and two, they're forced to admit how little he cares for her. It's true that they all think they're in a "relationship" with some fucktoy that can't even be bothered to pick up the phone when she calls. (Otherwise, they wouldn't be asking favors from random men in the first place, obviously)

Sample conversation: "Hey Smile, I'm drunk, the last bus home left 4 hours ago, can you drive me home?" "Why don't you just call your boyfriend and get him to pick you up?" "Oh, he can't, he's gaming with his friends tonight" — admitting that he cares more about some children's videogame than her.


Driving girls home, helping them move, letting them crash at your place, things like these, are BOYFRIEND DUTIES. Never help fill in for another guy. Never be captain save-a-hoe, Never Simp.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Level it up. "What's in it for me?"

 

[Spud]

admitting that he cares more about some children's videogame than her.

I'm thinking that's why she's with him in the first place.

 

[Stasi]

Why would you cut off an avenue for meeting women?

If it work for you then power to you. If on the other hand your are the average guy that has ~2% match rate (matches mind you, never mind actually getting a response to your message, a phone number or a date that goes anywhere) then your time is better spent elsewhere.

A lot of the hate from online dating comes from guys who sucked at it, crap photos, uninteresting personality and not realising the point of them are to get the girls off the app and in front of you. It was always a numbers game.

This is very reddit-tier cope and honestly part of me thinks its some psy-op from women to keep more chumps on these apps, though in truth its probably because they have no idea that its a very different experience for men. The game is not rigged, you are just playing it wrong! Just spend 200 hours crafting the perfect profile, then another 2,000 hours swiping and maybe, just maybe you'll get a match.

I mentioned a story a few pages back about a female friend of mine giving a big spiel about how a guy needs XYZ in his profile to stand out and then still swiped yes on some blurry photo with no bio because the dude looked handsome.

 

[Doublefrag]

Sample conversation: "Hey Smile, I'm drunk, the last bus home left 4 hours ago, can you drive me home?" "Why don't you just call your boyfriend and get him to pick you up?" "Oh, he can't, he's gaming with his friends tonight" — admitting that he cares more about some children's videogame than her.

Yes, their boyfriends can have some important things in their lives, they don't serve as 24/7 chauffeurs. Don't be an irredeemable sack of shit and help the girl. If it was a man you'd surely jump in to help them. It's about basic human decency, stop calculating every action from the standpoint of getting to fill a vagina.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Yes, their boyfriends can have some important things in their lives, they don't serve as 24/7 chauffeurs. Don't be an irredeemable sack of shit and help the girl. If it was a man you'd surely jump in to help them. It's about basic human decency, stop calculating every action from the standpoint of getting to fill a vagina.

Should the deal in becoming a boyfriend be that in exchange for the hole, you have to do things in return for it?

 

[Doublefrag]

Should the deal in becoming a boyfriend be that in exchange for the hole, you have to do things in return for it?

Nigga you can't do things 24/7, there are some force majeures that necessitate the presence of another person who doesn't necessarily compete for the position of vagina-filler. Remember, if you refuse like that, she will just tell everyone and her boyfriend about how much of a jerkass you are and call up another male friend who WILL agree.

 

[The Ugly One]

Yes, their boyfriends can have some important things in their lives, they don't serve as 24/7 chauffeurs. Don't be an irredeemable sack of shit and help the girl. If it was a man you'd surely jump in to help them. It's about basic human decency, stop calculating every action from the standpoint of getting to fill a vagina.

Men that don't act as on-call servants for women are irredeemable sacks of shit, got it.

Remember, if you refuse like that, she will just tell everyone and her boyfriend about how much of a jerkass you are and call up another male friend who WILL agree.

Who cares?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Why would you cut off an avenue for meeting women? A lot of the hate from online dating comes from guys who sucked at it, crap photos, uninteresting personality and not realising the point of them are to get the girls off the app and in front of you. It was always a numbers game.

Why keep doing something that doesn't work? Story time fellas. Back in the day I got plenty of dates off websites that weren't necessarily for dating. I've noticed over time though that as sites became "dating sites" I would get less and less success. I don't think I've ever gotten a single date out of any of the big websites. I certainly haven't gotten any dates out of the dating apps. Although to be fair I've only used them very briefly. That being said, I've unironically had more success at getting laid by just shitposting memes on FB. I'm 1000% convinced that all dating apps/sites are designed to keep you forever alone. Don't use them. There's something about them that doesn't work, be it algorithmic malfeasance or just the attitude it gives to the women using them.

Driving girls home, helping them move, letting them crash at your place, things like these, are BOYFRIEND DUTIES. Never help fill in for another guy. Never be captain save-a-hoe, Never Simp.

This shouldn't need to be said, but appreciate it for those that don't know this. A better way to do that is this: "Ass or Gas bitch". Sometimes they say ass and you get to play a fun game where you can either take her up on it, or screenshot it and it to her boyfriend. Or if you're a real scumbag, both.

I'm thinking that's why she's with him in the first place.

This is the real Anti-Simp Lesson. No matter how much she kvetches about it, she secretly wants to have to fight for your attention.

Yes, their boyfriends can have some important things in their lives, they don't serve as 24/7 chauffeurs. Don't be an irredeemable sack of shit and help the girl. If it was a man you'd surely jump in to help them. It's about basic human decency, stop calculating every action from the standpoint of getting to fill a vagina.

Ffffffuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkk that. I ain't helping her. If you're not my mother, sister or grandma, I ain't helping you. If you're not sucking my dick, or sucking one of my friend's dicks, I'm not helping you. You can move that couch all on your own girlfriend! Girl boss power! Yeah!!!! Remember to lift with your legs up those stairs!!!!

Nigga you can't do things 24/7, there are some force majeures that necessitate the presence of another person who doesn't necessarily compete for the position of vagina-filler. Remember, if you refuse like that, she will just tell everyone and her boyfriend about how much of a jerkass you are and call up another male friend who WILL agree.

And you know what? I don't care what other people think of me. Why? Because I'm not a fucking faggot.

Good, let her find some other snot nosed little simp to crawl up her legs like a monkey scaling a tree for a coconut. I am not going to waste my time on a random bitch who is not family or giving me sex. Let some other simp beg for crumbs of pussy.

 

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Yes, their boyfriends can have some important things in their lives, they don't serve as 24/7 chauffeurs.

There are certain things like making sure she gets home safely, or lifting heavy objects for her, that are your duty as her bf or husband, not other men.

Don't be an irredeemable sack of shit and help the girl.

If I'm not entitled to jack shit from women, then neither are they entitled to anything from me, especially when I'm not even close to them

If it was a man you'd surely jump in to help them.

Yeah, because of male solidarity, that doesn't apply to women, though. Haven't you heard about bros before hoes?

It's about basic human decency, stop calculating every action from the standpoint of getting to fill a vagina.

Total Simping Death is about eliminating absolutely all simp behavior. When a girl asks you for your help, it's usually not actually your help, but rather, your labor or resources, that she's asking for. Simping is when you give a girl your labor or resources without reciprocation.

If it was a request like "hey Smile, can you show me how to install Linux on my computer?" or "Smile, how do I calculate the moment of inertia in this physics problem?" or "Hey, I'm not from here, can you tell me which way the convention center is?" then I will be more than happy to help. But if it's something that would fall within the responsibility of a male provider, then it is my moral duty to refuse. She's in essence asking you to be her temporary boyfriend because you're capable enough, and chad is busy.

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[NoBueno]

It's nice having a girl around.

I'm too schizo for girls to hang around me

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

It's nice having a girl around.

Nigga we both know that depends.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

I was confused how a feminist gets a BBL and posts selfies
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every single time
"my doctor told me to get a bbl" is one of the most retarded things i have heard. those things are even called bbl in medical not cosmetic settings?

 

[Bugman's Burden]

This thread put me for a spin. This startup, founded by women, is more misogynistic than even the most out-there pornography. It's companies harvesting the eggs out of a woman's body to re-sell on the Internet of Things. Reproductive rights need to be limited if this is where it leads unconstrained.

 

[NoBueno]

every single time
"my doctor told me to get a bbl" is one of the most retarded things i have heard. those things are even called bbl in medical not cosmetic settings?

No theres a technical term

And it doesn't always have to go to the butt. It can go anywhere

 

[cybertoaster]

A lot of the hate from online dating comes from guys who sucked at it, crap photos, uninteresting personality and not realising the point of them are to get the girls off the app and in front of you. It was always a numbers game.

Reminds me of that time some girl made a tinder profile for her friend to get him a girlfriend, wrote everything, pick the photos herself..............and nothing happened. She got depressed at how sisyphean it was being a man in these apps and quit.

There's a reason pooners go straight to grindr and don't even bother with the other apps, even they understand they have a better chance tunafishing a gay guy than getting any girl that way.

I'm 1000% convinced that all dating apps/sites are designed to keep you forever alone.

I've explained many times that's how the match group which owns practically all these apps makes money, and the more you pay the less they want to find you a match.

 

[Spud]

There's a reason pooners go straight to grindr and don't even bother with the other apps, even they understand they have a better chance tunafishing a gay guy than getting any girl that way.

Well yeah, they're like 5'4 with pubes for facial hair.

Reminds me of that time some girl made a tinder profile for her friend to get him a girlfriend, wrote everything, pick the photos herself..............and nothing happened. She got depressed at how sisyphean it was being a man in these apps and quit.

Not surprising, woman can't put themselves in a guys' shoe when it comes to this.

 

[NoBueno]

tunafishing

That sounds disgusting

 

[cybertoaster]

Zoomers hate Millennials for inhereting a good dating market

LMAO it was already a total shitshow when I showed up, most of this bullshit started with the genXers in the 90's, movies like Chasing Amy normalized the idea that "slutshaming" is bad and that you should be okay with your girl having no semblance of self-control.

Granted things only got worse in the last 20 years, but my point is things were already going down fast when millennials entered the game.

There's no Dan Bilzerian without airhead twentysomethings being willing to sit on his dick

Dan Bilzerian supposedly has a net worth of $100m

IDK, wasn't he paying those escorts to hang around him? pretty sure some even complained he never send them the money. Also I heard the guy is broke, that his whole lifestyle was made up and he was just burning money his dad scammed from other people.

The Dicaprio example is true tho, and he has way more money.

That sounds disgusting

Because it is.

 

[The Hardest R]

The girls at lolcow.farm have been documenting her as a cow for awhile

Anna Slatz is 100% a lolcow.

I'm thinking that's why she's with him in the first place.

Most of these “relationships” are also what they now call situationships, which essentially means he calls her up when he’s horny, she gets to pretend this is a deep and committed relationship, even though she knows he’s fucking a couple other girls. But he occasionally stays over a couple hours after nutting inside her so it’s totally a relationship. This is what millions upon millions of millennial and zoomer girls unironically believe.