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I don't have the right kind of autism to participate in this, but I look forward to seeing what you crazy kids come up with. Very wholesome and fun.

Also crossing my fingers for an eternal faction war over a droolmutt statue with one side trying to honor dear leader and the other sneaking in to desecrate the statue with dicks and stuff. You know, some classic weird videogame drama.
 
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Spedestrian said:
I don't have the right kind of autism to participate in this, but I look forward to seeing what you crazy kids come up with. Very wholesome and fun.

Also crossing my fingers for an eternal faction war over a droolmutt statue with one side trying to honor dear leader and the other sneaking in to desecrate the statue with dicks and stuff. You know, some classic weird videogame drama.
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You already find random swastikas in the middle of no where.
 
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Same energy
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DubbleBubble said:
all I can say is, how long until some upstanding Journalist gets word that the innocent baby children's game, Minecraft, is in fact a meeting ground for the right wing nazi extremist (probably pedophiles) terrorist organization known as the Kiwifarms?
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Notch is already associated with it, so I'm pretty sure the journalist already got their slice of the "NAZIS IN MINECRAFT!!!!" Pie.
 
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Forgetful Kiwi said:
Welcome to Cookiemonsters Bakery
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The ovens keep going 24/7
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Employees have lavish living spaces.
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And complimentary pool with sauna/shower combo
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Since you built the ovens long, get rid of the furnace, replace the opening with an iron trapdoor and then hollow out the oven and put shit from the nether that never stops burning.

Edit - Also, if you make the chimney 3x3 you can hide the campfire so just the smoke is visible.
 
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The Saltening said:
how much deditated wam do i need fur a minecwaft sorver?
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Depends on the player count, but between 1 and 8 GB dedicated to just the Minecraft server.

Funny thing is if you add to much it will slow down the server any time it does garbage collection (because Java), since it has to run through more memory, and can result in lag. Generally for best performance you want to only allocate as much as you absolutely need plus a little more

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His fix is basically "run this on a single core server from a company I'm shilling".
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That's because iirc minecraft servers still only utilize one core of a CPU because mojang is omega exceptional. Somethingsomething spaghetti code, would have to re-write the thing from the ground up to utilize multi-threading.
Null said:
I'll increase the world border to 100k and 12.5k in nether
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bless 🙏
 
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