Official Q&A Regarding Shutdown

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CaptainHuya said:
Yeah, but I mean, did he get pleasure out of it, or what? I'm just lost here. I don't understand how anyone could stand to sit in their DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS all day and enjoy feeling that shit squish between their cheeks.
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Considering that he does that quite often, I think he enjoys it like how he drinks his own semen. :fapcup:

And there are some rumours from a user that Chris ate his own poop, so perhaps he enjoyed that as well.
 
Alan Pardew said:
And there are some rumours from a user that Chris ate his own poop, so perhaps he enjoyed that as well.
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HE ATE IT?! WHAT?! HOW?! I mean, did he make a sandwich out of it or something? Or is he like that guy that froze it first?
 
CaptainHuya said:
HE ATE IT?! WHAT?! HOW?! I mean, did he make a sandwich out of it or something? Or is he like that guy that froze it first?
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Probably just ate it like how drank his own semen. :fapcup: :stupid:
 
I wonder if he thought that eating different foods would change the taste of his poop.
 
CaptainHuya said:
I wonder if he thought that eating different foods would change the taste of his poop.
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According to some website I found, apparently if Chris ate some food that has blue colouring, his poop would be blue.
 
Considering it's the final 24 hours, I say we bring back the banned users.

Including Peppy.
 
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But... there's still so much I need to know. Does Barb slip Chris the tongue when she kisses him goodnight?
 
Alan Pardew said:
Considering that he does that quite often, I think he enjoys it like how he drinks his own semen. :fapcup:

And there are some rumours from a user that Chris ate his own poop, so perhaps he enjoyed that as well.
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I think he cuts it with sweet tea now instead of Orange Fanta.
 
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Sure, change all dis shit. As long as Hulkster keeps beating John Cena. Can't keep doing all the mureening shit.
 
I'm going to miss you guys. It's like losing my Dad, 9/11, my first girlfriend dumping me, and the first time I got kicked in the balls all rolled into one. I...I just...can't stop sobbing! You've all been so awesome to me. Well, everyone except paintingatree. That guy was a jerkass. What was it he said about me not being married again? Can someone quote that for me? Y'know, for old times sake?

This is the only thing that sums up how I feel.
 
Will I still be able to slay Loveshies on the Hulkmania board?
 
Quick question: Did Rob Bell have anything to do with this because he's been phoning me up and giving me some salty talk ever since I joined the forum.

I mean, he mostly talks about killing hobos and giving out hand jobs at the DMV bathrooms, but some threads slipped in there too.
 
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