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add back stocks to cargo so i can practice gambling with the stations wages

Tranny way of balancing the game be like
>nerf everything i die to until its a castrated version of its formerself

in all seriousness i do want to be unbanned i ban evaded just to ask the admins how to appeal my ban, i wouldn't attempt to appeal on a server i dont respect

happened on hippiestation

>Be roboman
>sense that something is wrong
>"the gay nigger association of america has declared war on this here faggot station"
>go into turbo autismo powergame mode
>augment myself with robotic parts, which give alot of damage resistance, grab bulletproof armour a combat shotgun and fill a trashbag with shotgun shells
>make a superhealvirus(old virology) with fleshmending
>give myself mechanical repair nanites automatically fixing my robotic limbs and dermal hardening.
>about 20 minutes pass
>its on shitniggers
>run around the station looking for nukies, run into a mech, get hit by a direct rocket shot take like 25 damage lmao, fake death by lying on the ground
>mech leaves and i go run around looking for nukies on foot, find another mech, decide to fight the mech , he shoots me with fire bullets i shoot him with my shotgun but its no use
>he eventually runs out of power and my bulletproof armour burns away
>he tries to go to robotics to power the mech
>i chase him and he starts shooting me with l6
>dumps 3 mags of l6 at me with like 20 bullets hitting me
>i get critted after being barraged with armour piercing l6 bullets but heal out of crit instantly.
>hes out of l6 ammo and im out of shotgun ammo
>i start just fucking punching him and he pulls out a stechkin dumping 2 full mags at me point blank but i live
>he pulls out a knife and i disarm him, kill him with his own knife then die to macrobomb

still my best nuke op story
 
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I'm not sure what that means. I need a concrete example of a buff
Maybe get rid of the laser and energy guns in the armory and have them replaced with the Tactical Energy Gun (I know that it's a response team item but they already got pulse weapons)?
 
This server is pretty much unplayable during no admin hours (like midnight EST onwards).
Powergame out some weaponry late at night and hide the really good shit and then the ecuadorian VPN child and similar retards wont be able to gas the entire station.
Phlogiston piercing syringes are my tool of choice for dealing with murderboner children who think they are unstoppable. If you are cargo just cargonia it up, if you are engineer then stand in the SM chamber and *point *spin *clap *laugh at him or just take your suit and take a space adventure and find whiteship or something. Ultimately, if its extra shit catalogue the players name and round ID for admins later.
 
Engi should get mailed science items that are hard to get within engi but are fun to dick around with - igniters, remote activators, that kind of shit. That way when lings, xenos or space weeds invade engi can at least pump out some stuff to help.
 
This server is pretty much unplayable during no admin hours (like midnight EST onwards).
I've been looking for admins at this time and I don't get any applications. The message has been in the MOTD for a week. I don't know what to even call that timezone. It's 6am to noon EU, midnight to 6am EST. I guess we'd need an Australian? I'd say Dyn but he's new and I don't want to ruin the game for him just yet by making him deal with people's shit.

And yes if it's straight up boning please do get names and round numbers.
 
I'd say Dyn but he's new and I don't want to ruin the game for him just yet by making him deal with people's shit.
I'm willing to give it a go, if it ruins the game for me I'll just stop doing it.

in all seriousness i do want to be unbanned i ban evaded just to ask the admins how to appeal my ban, i wouldn't attempt to appeal on a server i dont respect
Why didn't you just say "Sorry for being a dick, I'll behave myself next time" instead of writing a weird essay Null won't even read?

Engineers could probably enjoy some of the weaker radiation and burn meds too.
 
Was screwing around in hydroponics, doing fairly standard stuff. Had bananas and watermelons going, the first in order to mutate into bluespace bananas and the second for biogenorator mass. For some reason, I wasn't paying attention and planted them next to each other.

Bananas have potassium, watermelons have water, and when they grow right next to each other crosspollination can give you a fruit with both. When I harvested the watermelons, chemistry happened and I found myself deep in crit and short two limbs.

Undo the following pull request: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/42386

*I take no responsibility for what happens because of this.
 
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My mail work is half done and pushed in. I wanted to playtest it before bed today.

In short:
1. Mail is generated every 5 minutes for some of the living crew (10% ~ 33%). It is held until ...
2. Mail arrives via cargo when it returns from CentComm. They arrive in a neat little crate that has a different icon if it's closed with mail in it.
3. Mail is for someone. It has a name like "mail for Joshua Moon (Station Engineer)".
4. Envelopes are also mail but contain two items. Each mail has a 30% chance to be an envelope.
5. Mail is tamper-proof. No one can open the mail but the mob it was created for.
6. All crew may receive money, but some jobs have coded in extras. The clown, chef, and doctor in particular have quite a few opportunities already.
7. In the Mail Room and the CargoDrobe vending machines, there is a mailbag. This can hold 21(!) pieces of mail and fits on your belt.
8. Mail is fully compatible with destination tagging and sorting.

I've also modernized the mail room. Left conveyor is to the shuttle (wrapped mail sent down disposals will arrive there). Right conveyor is final destination (recyclables if not tagged, or delivery to rooms if tagged with a destination tagger). Left side has department delivery like meta.

I need suggestions of goodies for jobs.
 
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Yeah you can. I'll take you through the steps to make one.
  • Acquire a mouse-trap.
  • Acquire a chemical casing with two beakers filled with a explosive mixture.
  • ( If the grenade is already finished, use a wrench on it twice to remove everything. )
  • Rig the casing with cable coil.
  • (Re-)insert the beakers containing your explosive mix of your choice.
  • Now take your mouse-trap and use a screwdriver on it, the message log will now state it is attachable.
  • Remember to ARM the mouse-trap by either pressing "z" while it is in your active hand or just clicking it. You will hear a sound of a spring winding up and the icon will change.
  • Attach the mouse-trap to the unfinished chem nade. There will only be one wire to attach it to, so use that.
  • Use screwdriver on unfinished chem nade to finish the construction and have an actual grenade.
  • Use a screwdriver AGAIN on the finished grenade. You will see a message popping up that the grenade's timer is now set to 3 seconds. ( If you don't do this, when the grenade is triggered your victims would have 5 seconds to escape the blast zone. 3 Seconds at least can take out some slow ones.)
  • CAREFULLY put it in the container of choice. Close it.
  • NEVER open that container ever again.
  • Put container in your designated spot.
  • Wait until someone opens it.

This is one of the main reasons I love SS13, super obscure shit like this that most people have no idea about. You can play for years and probally never see it, but once you do you'll never forget it.
 
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It's story time again
Be Ian Brandon Anderson, scientist
Latejoin
Decide to try toxins
Mess around, actually get tritium.
Figure out that N2O decomposes into N2 and O so if you put it into the heat chamber, you can squeeze a little more oxygen out of Toxins's supply
Shuttle called, don't have time to make a bomb
Siphon the contents of the heat room, and a little tritium, into a canister
Label the canister "oxygen"
The actual contents were as follows:
Plasma: 22.9 % (441.2 mol)
Tritium: 1.04 % (20 mol)
Oxygen: 47.84 % (921.46 mol)
Nitrogen: 25 % (481.53 mol)
Carbon Dioxide: 0.11 % (2.03 mol)
Water Vapor: 2.92 % (56.33 mol)
Pluoxium: 0.19 % (3.63 mol)
Nitrous Oxide: 0 % (0.01 mol)
BZ: 0 % (0.07 mol)
Push this can to shuttle. There's a wizard in the shuttle.
Start whacking the can after pushing it into the bridge. Someone helps me
Split the can, torch it with a lighter
Everything fucking goes white hot
Someone is on RAINBOW fire
I die
Half the shuttle dies
Everything in the shuttle bridge, people included, is reduced to ash
Kek

>Be me
>Engiborg
>Something crops up IRL, I have to take a few minutes off.
>Set up the supermatter, other people have set up turbine and solars.
>Supermatter is running clean. Almost think about routing some atmos gas, but then stop that when I realize it's mostly plasma
>Wormholes pop up, I go in one, end up in CMO office.
>Notice air alarm in CMO office going off. Check, it's plasma
>Haul ass to ATMOS. Yep, someone plasmaflooded
>Fix that shit
>Well, I'm a bit too late, most of the station gets incinerated.
>Ah, well, I stop chunks of the station from going up and get atmos back under control
>Keep fixing that shit and going through the halls, cycling bad air out for good
>Escape on shuttle
>Not bad

>Be Ian Brandon Anderson, Paramedic
>Roboticist offers augmentation. I head over there
>Now I am a cyborg, but without laws.
>Spend time dicking around, gravity cuts out.
>BLOB IN GRAVGEN
>Spend a good few minutes holding the damn thing off almost by myself with some welders
>Holy shit the tide comes in to smash this blob
>Very crowded fight, I rush in, grab an emitter from the engine room, and help out. I also swipe some magboots.
>Augs make me immune to vacuum, I can move and fight where others can't. The magboots gave me good maneuverability
>After a confused melee, the blob goes down
>Heal the wounded
>Patch someone up, check the Suit Sensor Meter
>HoS is down
>Try to find him, but the Proximity Crew Pinpointer is broken. Run back, print a legit crew pinpointer, find HoS and another secoff dead in the sec checkpoint by Departures. Some miner hacked them up.
>Get the miner with a syrinver dart and he runs away after Beepsky robusts him. I don't pursue fast enough. Turns out this miner was a ling
>Get HoS and secoff back up pretty quick
>Spend most of the rest of the shift fixing people up.
>Some robot named NIGGER is smashing a welding fuel can on the shuttle. I alongside a crowd of others put it down. Other fights break out in shuttle, I help where I can. Someone throws a lot of flashbangs.
>Actually beat a ling in End Of Round CQC.
>I am actually a good doctor.
 
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This server is pretty much unplayable during no admin hours (like midnight EST onwards).
I was playing this morning (EU) and had to take a Skype call from my boss. Returned to find I had been handcuffed, stripped, 'raped', redressed in a new outfit a declared the 'waifu' of both an Elliot Rogers and a Vladimir Putin. I went to report it at sec to try and get justice but Putin was the detective and pushed me over. No admin hours are truely Godless.
 
I've been looking for admins at this time and I don't get any applications. The message has been in the MOTD for a week. I don't know what to even call that timezone. It's 6am to noon EU, midnight to 6am EST. I guess we'd need an Australian? I'd say Dyn but he's new and I don't want to ruin the game for him just yet by making him deal with people's shit.

And yes if it's straight up boning please do get names and round numbers.
I'm interested, but I have never used kiwi farms before. Is there a way I can private message you or should I just do it here?
 
I was playing this morning (EU) and had to take a Skype call from my boss. Returned to find I had been handcuffed, stripped, 'raped', redressed in a new outfit a declared the 'waifu' of both an Elliot Rogers and a Vladimir Putin. I went to report it at sec to try and get justice but Putin was the detective and pushed me over. No admin hours are truely Godless.
I remember that, I killed him.
 
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Please give medical back their box of prosthetic limbs. and make them printable from Autolathe
 
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