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Nuns with guns said:
Last night, when I entered a round that was already started, my ping went like crazy. Every time I tried to move it would go up to 1000. After a while things fixed themselves, but today I tried to get in and it happens again. I died because I could barely move, but I've tried logging back on and same thing happens. I went to a few other servers just to walk around and see if it was my connection, but things ran smoothly. Is there an issue with my computer or something?
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It's likely not on your side but I'm ashamed to admit I ran a cat5 to the router to manage my ping solely for the 2d autism space sim. Getting off wifi made the ping spikes manageable, and they happen less frequently and less often than before. I had the same issue as you.
 
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Nuns with guns said:
Last night, when I entered a round that was already started, my ping went like crazy. Every time I tried to move it would go up to 1000. After a while things fixed themselves, but today I tried to get in and it happens again. I died because I could barely move, but I've tried logging back on and same thing happens. I went to a few other servers just to walk around and see if it was my connection, but things ran smoothly. Is there an issue with my computer or something?
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Yes, your computer is outside of Europe.
 
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Erischan said:
You must kill your faggots swiftly and silently so the jannies do not notice.
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Yeah I may or may not have just bum rushed someone who had anime hair with a flamethrower and a butcher knife. I got banned by Null himself, which is honestly sort of based in its own right. This was the third kill I had that round. First was some heretic, second was a talking mime. I guess 'anime hair' doesn't count as valid.

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First time I ever got banned, and it wasn't from screaming NIGGER in /Basil/. Surprised considering the amount of tranny jannies on /tg/
 
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Dyn said:
It would be funny if ten people a round didn't do shit like that.
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Yeah, I went too retarded and I'll fess up to it. I'll wait for antag like a good noodle. Honestly, it wasn't even that funny in retrospect.
 
Erischan said:
i cant fucking breathe lmao
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The aim of SS13 is to have fun. I had fun by being a retard, which was incorrect. I should've had fun by building an autism fort or experimenting with xenobio, since engineers have ghetto AA with insuls + toolbelt.

The jannies on this server are actually competent so don't break the rules, kids.
 
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>be humble botanist
>get stung by bees and eat a burger, develop a virus
>during surgery develop insatiable need to murder Warden
>need access to Sec, steal sec ID card. Turns out to be HoS
>Grab chicken suit as a disguise, grab toolbox as weapon
>infiltrate sec undetected, attack warden
>chase him into hallway, run serpentine to mostly dodge disabler
>mfw warden lynched in hallway
 
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> Be me, a doctor and traitor
> Must kill warden and some random miner
> Send brainwashed patients to go do it
> Warden comes in hacked to death and CMO gets to working on him before I can
> Walk over and wonder what to do to stop it
> Decide to drop my 200u unstable phlog grenade next to them and run for it
> Pull the pin and hammer Q as I run away
> lag prevents Q from being recognised
> Disgusting incendiary bomb goes off in my fucking hand on the wrong side of medbay
> Medbay in panic, half a dozen people on fire
> Me on fire the most
> Know I just did the most idiotic disgustingly obvious fail possible
> Know they're going to nugget me or cut my head off and flush it down disposals
> Get dragged out of the firestorm by a doctor who wasn't there
> Good doctors always get priority rev
> He revives me as I desperately think up some excuse
> I'll say somebody must have planted the bomb on me while I was SSD and radio detonated it
> "GUYS I THINK THAT BOMB WAS ON ME"
> Nobody notices, nobody cares, everybody is preoccupied with the dozen dying people littering medbay
> "GUYS I WAS SSD EARLIER... SO I GUESS SOMEBODY MUST HAVE..."
> Nobody gives as shit
> They shoot one of my brainwashed victims for hanging around medbay too long being suspicious
> Ironically it was the warden's actual murderer
> I drag the warden to the morgue and lock him in a drawer
> Job complete
 
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