Yato
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Official Space Station 13 Server
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TheRandomHoboman
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Which are? Provide the servers at least... because I can assure you, the last server I played was over 2 years ago.
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TheRandomHoboman
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Sorry G, all the posts have been put in together so I wasn't sure which one it was aimed at.
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Fucking imagine being so autistic you get banned by Quarxink. Just get a different computer and a VPN and see if new stem cell treatments will let you grow a brain.
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>go to other guys doing fun thing
>other guys immediately tell you to fuck off
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>contemplate finding other fun thing to do
>power goes out
>get beaten to death in hallway
>power goes out
>get beaten to death in hallway
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Seconded. Even though bounties are still tranny-fied, mail has brought me back to cargo, and being a Mailman is satisfying my autism in ways I haven't felt since Death Stranding.
If mail continues to be made available in the mass quantities that it's in, then we definitely need a Mailman role; Maybe it should get basic department access to reach each one's lobby (though I can see how that would be a bad idea). Either that, or we can establish a dedicated spot for mail to be delivered at each dept. One guy in-game suggested just the spots outside the chutes, but nobody ever checks them -- especially anyone in Service. As a minimum, I think there should be a mailbox in the Dorms for general Assistant mail. Nobody's going to run around looking for them when they could be anywhere.
Also, buffed mailbag when? At least a researchable 'mail bag of holding' would be nice.
If mail continues to be made available in the mass quantities that it's in, then we definitely need a Mailman role; Maybe it should get basic department access to reach each one's lobby (though I can see how that would be a bad idea). Either that, or we can establish a dedicated spot for mail to be delivered at each dept. One guy in-game suggested just the spots outside the chutes, but nobody ever checks them -- especially anyone in Service. As a minimum, I think there should be a mailbox in the Dorms for general Assistant mail. Nobody's going to run around looking for them when they could be anywhere.
Also, buffed mailbag when? At least a researchable 'mail bag of holding' would be nice.
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Friendly reminder that Sec should err on the side of chaos and lawlessness.
Add infinite hydrogen to atmos or i riot
is spamming Charlie and the Rape Factory sexual harrassment
Add infinite hydrogen to atmos or i riot
is spamming Charlie and the Rape Factory sexual harrassment
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By the sound of things, it's a contender for "Woody's Got Wood" and, as both spoken and unspoken rules go in almost every server, saying it at all makes you valid.
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"No. Not tonight," Charlie cried as he buried his tears in his pillow.
"Oh yes, tonight. Tonight, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and a hundred nights stretching before that ending at the day you came to live with me. Tonight, just like tomorrow." And with that, Willy Wonka removed his pants with a smirk. Usually, Charlie's parents and grandparents had been forced to watch, but Willy had killed them all and used their remains as seasoning for a new type of candy, Scrumdidllyumptious Green Soylent Surprise. Tonight would be Charlie's first night alone.
"Please, Mr. Wonka, please don't!" Charlie gave out one last sob of belligerence, but the Candyman tore off the young boy's trousers with no senses of regret. "Let's see, what do we have hear today? Is there a treat for me? I most certainly hope there is," said Mr.Wonka as we delved his thumb and two fingers into Charlie's anus. Forcing them in until they were at the knuckle, Willy moved his hand around, as if he was searching for something. Then, his hand stopped, suddenly.
"EUREKA! I found it!" Removing his fingers, Charlie saw that firmly clutched in Mr. Wonka's hand was an everlasting gobstopper that Wonka had placed in there last night. Taking a lick, Mr. Wonka declared "It tastes just as delicious as the day I made it, although I don't know how I got so much corn on the shell formula." Wonka said the last line with a wink at Charlie, as if he expected him to laugh.
"Oh well, time for business." And with that, Willy Wonka dropped the gobstopper to his side and began to slide his PENIS into Charlie's now-loose starfish. Charlie let out a small tear and he began to grunt with every thrust. He must escape this madness. He must kill Willy Wonka.
But there were no knives in his home, in his prison. There were no guns or swords or matches, or anything. Everything that was needed was done for you by an oompa-loompa.
"Charlie, in a few minutes I'm going to place this in your mouth. I think you should like it, it's flavored with an exlusive mix of Charlie Bucket chocolate. Thanks for not wiping, baby."
Charlie had given himself poor anal hygeiene in an attempt to scare Wonka away, but Willy ignored it and facked him all the same, except now with more facials.
Charlie desperatly wanted out of this hell, and by now he was willing to go through any plan he could in order to escape. And that's when he saw it. Next to Wonka's shaking knees was a gobstopper. Charlie moved his hands back as if to play with Willy, but as soon as he was close enough, he grabbed the gobstopper and swallowed it hole. The taste was revolting, but he had grown used to the taste and smell of his own anal production, so it passed into his throat with no problem. And in his throat is where it lodged.
By the time Willy Wonka had figured out Charlie was dead, he had already came in the young child's brown gateway, wondering why the child did not let loose a barage of tears telling him to pull out.
Placing his PENIS in Charlie's mouth, he noticed the boy's flesh to be unusually cold and his tongue to be unresponsive. Facking him orally anyway, Willy Wonka knew exactly what to do with his apprentice.
He called out to the worker oompa-loompas and told them to take care of the body as they pleased, to which the oompa loompas chuckled and exchanged mischevious smiles. At once, he signaled for the Chief Loompa. Making motions, Wonka spoke to him.
"Another one has died."
"So, what should I do, sir?"
"Distribute the memory eraser chocolate, again,"
"And then, boss?"
"Tell the world that my factory is opening it's doors to the public after 15 years of life as a hermit. And make sure only boys find the gold this time."
"Oh yes, tonight. Tonight, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and a hundred nights stretching before that ending at the day you came to live with me. Tonight, just like tomorrow." And with that, Willy Wonka removed his pants with a smirk. Usually, Charlie's parents and grandparents had been forced to watch, but Willy had killed them all and used their remains as seasoning for a new type of candy, Scrumdidllyumptious Green Soylent Surprise. Tonight would be Charlie's first night alone.
"Please, Mr. Wonka, please don't!" Charlie gave out one last sob of belligerence, but the Candyman tore off the young boy's trousers with no senses of regret. "Let's see, what do we have hear today? Is there a treat for me? I most certainly hope there is," said Mr.Wonka as we delved his thumb and two fingers into Charlie's anus. Forcing them in until they were at the knuckle, Willy moved his hand around, as if he was searching for something. Then, his hand stopped, suddenly.
"EUREKA! I found it!" Removing his fingers, Charlie saw that firmly clutched in Mr. Wonka's hand was an everlasting gobstopper that Wonka had placed in there last night. Taking a lick, Mr. Wonka declared "It tastes just as delicious as the day I made it, although I don't know how I got so much corn on the shell formula." Wonka said the last line with a wink at Charlie, as if he expected him to laugh.
"Oh well, time for business." And with that, Willy Wonka dropped the gobstopper to his side and began to slide his PENIS into Charlie's now-loose starfish. Charlie let out a small tear and he began to grunt with every thrust. He must escape this madness. He must kill Willy Wonka.
But there were no knives in his home, in his prison. There were no guns or swords or matches, or anything. Everything that was needed was done for you by an oompa-loompa.
"Charlie, in a few minutes I'm going to place this in your mouth. I think you should like it, it's flavored with an exlusive mix of Charlie Bucket chocolate. Thanks for not wiping, baby."
Charlie had given himself poor anal hygeiene in an attempt to scare Wonka away, but Willy ignored it and facked him all the same, except now with more facials.
Charlie desperatly wanted out of this hell, and by now he was willing to go through any plan he could in order to escape. And that's when he saw it. Next to Wonka's shaking knees was a gobstopper. Charlie moved his hands back as if to play with Willy, but as soon as he was close enough, he grabbed the gobstopper and swallowed it hole. The taste was revolting, but he had grown used to the taste and smell of his own anal production, so it passed into his throat with no problem. And in his throat is where it lodged.
By the time Willy Wonka had figured out Charlie was dead, he had already came in the young child's brown gateway, wondering why the child did not let loose a barage of tears telling him to pull out.
Placing his PENIS in Charlie's mouth, he noticed the boy's flesh to be unusually cold and his tongue to be unresponsive. Facking him orally anyway, Willy Wonka knew exactly what to do with his apprentice.
He called out to the worker oompa-loompas and told them to take care of the body as they pleased, to which the oompa loompas chuckled and exchanged mischevious smiles. At once, he signaled for the Chief Loompa. Making motions, Wonka spoke to him.
"Another one has died."
"So, what should I do, sir?"
"Distribute the memory eraser chocolate, again,"
"And then, boss?"
"Tell the world that my factory is opening it's doors to the public after 15 years of life as a hermit. And make sure only boys find the gold this time."
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too busy being a fucking tard, sorry
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Hey am I extra stupid can you actually not use blue space varieties of fruits and veggies in recipes? Tried making banana but bread with bluespace tomatoes and it wouldn't work.
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You used to be able to when custom food was in the code, but something about the cooking refactor broke it because /tg/. If you want though you can grind it up and turn it into bluespace ketchup to put on food and make people randomly teleport.
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It would be neat if food items like bluespace tomatoes could be used in recipes to make bluespace pizza or spaghetti.
Carlitooooof
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Adds it so whenever a explosive trigger that isn't a dud is used, sparks appear about 5 seconds after. this can make it so c4 actually can be used for canister bombing.
also add it so if you use the sniper rifle or a other gun that you can get from the uplink or is very rare on a canister it treats it like a welding take explosion based on the gases inside it.
also add it so if you use the sniper rifle or a other gun that you can get from the uplink or is very rare on a canister it treats it like a welding take explosion based on the gases inside it.
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This shouldn't happen unless you use incendiary or tracer rounds, as far as I'm aware. It should definitely start max-pressure leaking though.
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Add two more bootleg crates for cargo,
Confiscated Weapon crate
Disc: Here at NT warehouses our recycler broke, so now we need to get rid of our rising pile of confiscated weapons, we random chuck as many weapons into each crate as possible and make no assertion about the usefulness of the weapons.
At 4000 credits or 4400 for private purchase
five from the following items
1 x Mosin Nagant
1 x Spear
1 x Makarov
1 x Cooking knife
1 x Combat Knife
1 x Hellfire rifle
1 x Katana
1 x Random chemical grenade
1 x Home made fire bomb
1 x Auto rifle
With each gun having one magazine of its respective ammo.
Old Clothes crate
Disc: We have too many clothes not being worn at NT warehouses, so now you can buy a crated filled with clothes we don't need anymore. Clothes are randomly shoved into the crate and we make no assertion about the quality of said clothes.
At 2500 credits or 3000 credits for private purchase
five from the following
1 x Russian vest
1 x Hazard vest
1 x Degrading armour vest
1 x Bullet proof vest
1 x Lab coat (Blank)
1 x Armour vest
1 x Riot suit + Helmet
1 x Jumper (Any department)
1 x Russian battle coat
1 x Bio suit + Helmet
These crates would just help Cargonia have a more diverse range of 'tools' for gaining liberty.
The terminal would have to be hacked to be able to buy them.
Confiscated Weapon crate
Disc: Here at NT warehouses our recycler broke, so now we need to get rid of our rising pile of confiscated weapons, we random chuck as many weapons into each crate as possible and make no assertion about the usefulness of the weapons.
At 4000 credits or 4400 for private purchase
five from the following items
1 x Mosin Nagant
1 x Spear
1 x Makarov
1 x Cooking knife
1 x Combat Knife
1 x Hellfire rifle
1 x Katana
1 x Random chemical grenade
1 x Home made fire bomb
1 x Auto rifle
With each gun having one magazine of its respective ammo.
Old Clothes crate
Disc: We have too many clothes not being worn at NT warehouses, so now you can buy a crated filled with clothes we don't need anymore. Clothes are randomly shoved into the crate and we make no assertion about the quality of said clothes.
At 2500 credits or 3000 credits for private purchase
five from the following
1 x Russian vest
1 x Hazard vest
1 x Degrading armour vest
1 x Bullet proof vest
1 x Lab coat (Blank)
1 x Armour vest
1 x Riot suit + Helmet
1 x Jumper (Any department)
1 x Russian battle coat
1 x Bio suit + Helmet
These crates would just help Cargonia have a more diverse range of 'tools' for gaining liberty.
The terminal would have to be hacked to be able to buy them.
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