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Nurse Spiders can no longer lay eggs. Please reverse this.

Related to this, please add broodmothers back to the gold slime monster spawn pool.
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This was to make sure that non-traitor xenobiologists couldn't ruin the round with spiders. If you're a traitor you can order spider-making serum from the PDA that spawns multiplying spiders.

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This isn't a complaint by any means, but any time you make a sugar cookie a big red flashing ERROR animation pops up. I thought it was just local but someone commented on it so they were seeing it too.

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I wonder if that's some kind of meme addition. It looks exactly like the Source Engine missing model icon, so someone had to sprite that.
 
Non-traitor xenobiologists shouldn't be causing spider apocalypses in the first place. The solution to that is beatings, and possibly jobbans, not removing the ability to do it completely.
 
Anyone else having an issue where things disappear when you're a certain amount of squares away? Like, I find if an object or mob, not including walls/windows, is one square diagonally away to the upper right it disappears. 2 squares it reappears. It's not normally an issue until I played miner and mobs disappeared.
 
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Anyone else having an issue where things disappear when you're a certain amount of squares away? Like, I find if an object or mob, not including walls/windows, is one square diagonally away to the upper right it disappears. 2 squares it reappears. It's not normally an issue until I played miner and mobs disappeared.
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Lavaland is dark and if you're using the mining ray goggles you can see thru walls and see terrain but it doesn't light up the area. If they fall into darkness you'll stop seeing them.
 
Granted, but switches disappear off walls and items disappear in general. If I have a flashlight on it doesn't make sense the mob would disappear 1 grid away when closer to me but reappear further away.
 
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Granted, but switches disappear off walls and items disappear in general. If I have a flashlight on it doesn't make sense the mob would disappear 1 grid away when closer to me but reappear further away.
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That's got to be a bug then.
 
Trad and I came up with a new medbay design and the boys were just adding a lot of cool shit to it afterwards. I wish I had taken a picture of how medbay looked in the bunker round but this one I like it too because we stole the damn piano.

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Muthafuckin (his BYOND name, uses a random one every round) is great at engineering and sets up a SNES at the break room. I have no idea what he does but it keeps the power on, which is useful because either the AI or a faggot destroying the APC will leave us in the dark. I'm proud to say our department runs like clockwork. Also, Kai had this magnificent idea. I hope Bean Sprout decides to make a small garden here once.

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>Be me
>Be AI
>Super lowpop. Just one other guy on station
>Decide to start experimenting. Ask the guy if it's okay if I experiment with ATMOS
>He says sure
>Ask him to modify the supermatter chamber a bit.
What I had him do was replace the vents with injectors, and swapped out most any point that could limit or stop the flow of gas through the supermatter with straightpipes. I had him crank gas to atmos on and had the mix be 3% plasma, 97% oxygen, the mix to fuse tritium.
>A few more people show up. We mostly convince them to go along with this, except the RD, who I convince to "race" us. If we can blow up the station before he does, we win.
>It's time
>Plasma and oxygen flood into the SM chamber. Within seconds, it's on fire. The gas pressure skyrockets. Warning messages show up. SM integrity plummets.
>The SM delams in like, two minutes flat, and collapses into a black hole which is instantly stage 6. The black hole then tore through the station.
>I ghost and watch the carnage. One guy gets out on the shuttle.
>The guy who helped me set up this experiment was a traitor.
>Never had so much fun as an AI.

To turn the Supermatter into a Black Hole, you need to replace the vents with injectors. It's how many moles of gas are in the SM chamber at the point when it delaminates that dictates whether or not it explodes. I don't think a gas can is enough to do it, you need to plug it in straight to ATMOS.
In the future, I would replace some of the oxygen with CO2 in order to make it harder to approach the supermatter as it delams, and set up the emitters in advance and fire them to accelerate the burn.

Have a shuttlecall vote at one hour, one hour and a half, and autocall the shuttle at 2 hours in. There was a three hour long shift earlier today that was shit.

Also, have fucking loneops spawn, because on that three hour shift, the disk sat on the Captain's desk for the whole round until the end.
 
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I think Mailman is worthy of its own role and would be great for newbies. It's kind of a hassle of cargo and cargo has a lot of busy work it can do selling the contents of maintenance.

I also think it'd be very useful for new players learning the layout of the station.
 
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>be me
>atmos tech
>objectives: kill other atmos guy, prevent a lawyer from escaping
>other atmos guy turns on the "plasma to pure" pump
>say a codeword
>no response
>assume he has an objective to kill me too
>grab atmos suit
>leave atmos and start setting up alarms so everything other than oxygen and plasma is quickly scrubbed from the hallways
>tell everyone it's "in case of a hull breach"
>no plasma fires are starting
>go back to atmos
>the other guy was using the "pure" pipes to deliver a burnmix to turbine
>wait for atmos to be empty
>replace the pure to air pump with a volume pump and turn it on
>remove a pipe from the actual air delivery thing
>people start screaming about spicy air
>engineer borg tries to fix atmos with other atmos tech
>pretend to be incompetent
>they do, then I unfix it stealthily
>above repeats a few times
>at some point I take a while to run around the station while in an atmos suit and on fire to start more plasma fires while pretending to be fixing the fire
>all hallways 5000 deg hot
>around the time shuttle arrived pretend to lynch the other atmos guy for plasma flooding with a fire axe.
>go to shuttle
>hardly anyone except medbay staff escaped IIRC
>escape
>noone suspects me specifically
>round ends
>0TC greentext
>in OOC (V0th is turbine guy):
"OOC: V0th: I got admin messaged asking why I plasma flooded. fuck sake"
"OOC: KiwiNull: you had touched everything, only one valve was touched by the actual saboteur"
>I also learn that the borg player was asked if he knew who flooded
>lole
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You nigger, I remember that round, I was the borg.

Have all my stories from the general thread.

>Be Ian Brandon Anderson, humble Atmospheric Technician.
>Hear SM starting to fuck itself. Fix that shit up real good. I also scream 'niggers' a bunch at the other engineering staff.
(Protip: replace the goddamn pressure pumps in the supermatter gas loop with straight pipes or digital valves, and swap the gas filter into the canisters for a straightpipe. You want to minimize the amount of clog points in the loop).
>Watch retard HoS start randomly firing at some other atmostech. I don't intervene but get knocked out by N2O flood. Borg bails my ass out after a time, and I go in and fix the leak.
>Captain starts bitching over announcements that the station exploded. I put on a hardsuit and go over to cap's office to fix it. It's just a small hole in the side, Cap could've easily patched it themselves. I go inside, and look around.
>THE CAPTAIN LEFT THE FUCKING NUKE DISK ON THEIR DESK. IT WAS SITTING IN THE OPEN.
(Tip: DO NOT FUCKING LEAVE THE DISK OUT LIKE THIS. IF YOU DO, THE ADMINS WILL SUMMON NUKE OPS).
>Pick up the disk and stow it away. Call the captain a retard over comms.
>Someone in bloodstained armor offers me AA. I decide that the Captain was too stupid to use theirs, and accept the offer. Like an idiot, I just swap my card to captain.
>Am swiftly arrested by Security. I don't resist arrest.
>Captain leaves me unsupervised in a cell with a hardsuit, insuls, headset, and toolbelt.
(Tip: What the fuck? Take that shit off of people!)
>Am broken out by bloodstained armor guy anyway. I want to go to ATMOS to get the axe, but the the time I arrive, a golem swiped the axe.
>I decide to start experimenting with the gasses as a "retard tax", but fail to poison the air supply.
>Mildly annoyed, I head to EVAC and get beaten to death by monsters.
>Spawn as a Plasma Golem. Scream "Allah" and explode.
>Spawn as another Plasma Golem. Beat a guy to death, slip into a hole in the shuttle, and fly off into space forever, screaming about Allah.
>I am an atmospheric technician.

>Be Ian Brandon Anderson, the Head Of Security.
>Got a long day ahead of me. A lot of rookies, and a lot of traitors.
>Get all my shit in order, talk over comms. Remember: Good sec departments talk. Bad sec departments die.
>Help out a few rookies, turn on my pinpointer.
>Captain didn't secure the fucking disk again.
>Tell the AI to let me into Cap's quarters. I secure the disk.
>Head on back to brig. Someone broke the fucking armory windoor
>It was the fucking captain.
>What the fuck? I decide to file a report to admemes and tell the Warden to do the same.
(Seriously, this captain 1: Didn't secure the disk, and 2: broke the armory windoor when they, as Captain, had AA. The Station was also on Blue Alert at the time.
>Some fucking lizard officer steals the reflector vest and lethal guns. The retard didn't put on his HUDSGlasses so I pepper spray him and take the shit back.
>Lizard steals captain's gear after we toss the captain in a cell. Pepper spray and shoving work wonders. Take the shit off of him and scream that he needs standard kit only.
>Traitor in a gas mask comes whizzing by. I'm holding a shotgun and empty rubbershot into him. Contractor kit on his person, I beat him to death with unpowered stunbaton (meant to beat him to crit, woops).
>Another traitor in a gas mask does a runner into and out of the brig. Rubbershot him just outside bar, drag him into perma. More traitor shit on him.
>I've spent most of the round in the brig now. I wrenched down the flashers at brig entrance and armory entrance and keep trying to coordinate through comms.
>Keep dicking around in brig, stunning dumbasses and teaching rookies about equipment and shoving.
>Hear reports of Swarmers in cargo. I decide to investigate.
>Head to Cargo, shit looks fine. Head back out, hear they're in SCI. Head to SCI, shit looks fine.
>Slimes start overtaking the station. I help out where I can (I swear the security temp gun killed slimes at one point) but the comms went down. Someone calls the shuttle and I tell everyone to hole up at EVAC.
>Catch a sleeping sickness but manage to barricade myself in the shuttle bridge. Warden joins me, I assume Captain and HoP were dead.
>Nap peacefully to CC.
>No traitors greentexed. Mission accomplished.
>I am the HoS.

Be Ian Brandon Anderson, scientist
Latejoin
Decide to try toxins
Mess around, actually get tritium.
Figure out that N2O decomposes into N2 and O so if you put it into the heat chamber, you can squeeze a little more oxygen out of Toxins's supply
Shuttle called, don't have time to make a bomb
Siphon the contents of the heat room, and a little tritium, into a canister
Label the canister "oxygen"
The actual contents were as follows:
Plasma: 22.9 % (441.2 mol)
Tritium: 1.04 % (20 mol)
Oxygen: 47.84 % (921.46 mol)
Nitrogen: 25 % (481.53 mol)
Carbon Dioxide: 0.11 % (2.03 mol)
Water Vapor: 2.92 % (56.33 mol)
Pluoxium: 0.19 % (3.63 mol)
Nitrous Oxide: 0 % (0.01 mol)
BZ: 0 % (0.07 mol)
Push this can to shuttle. There's a wizard in the shuttle.
Start whacking the can after pushing it into the bridge. Someone helps me
Split the can, torch it with a lighter
Everything fucking goes white hot
Someone is on RAINBOW fire
I die
Half the shuttle dies
Everything in the shuttle bridge, people included, is reduced to ash
Kek

>Be me
>Engiborg
>Something crops up IRL, I have to take a few minutes off.
>Set up the supermatter, other people have set up turbine and solars.
>Supermatter is running clean. Almost think about routing some atmos gas, but then stop that when I realize it's mostly plasma
>Wormholes pop up, I go in one, end up in CMO office.
>Notice air alarm in CMO office going off. Check, it's plasma
>Haul ass to ATMOS. Yep, someone plasmaflooded
>Fix that shit
>Well, I'm a bit too late, most of the station gets incinerated.
>Ah, well, I stop chunks of the station from going up and get atmos back under control
>Keep fixing that shit and going through the halls, cycling bad air out for good
>Escape on shuttle
>Not bad

>Be Ian Brandon Anderson, Paramedic
>Roboticist offers augmentation. I head over there
>Now I am a cyborg, but without laws.
>Spend time dicking around, gravity cuts out.
>BLOB IN GRAVGEN
>Spend a good few minutes holding the damn thing off almost by myself with some welders
>Holy shit the tide comes in to smash this blob
>Very crowded fight, I rush in, grab an emitter from the engine room, and help out. I also swipe some magboots.
>Augs make me immune to vacuum, I can move and fight where others can't. The magboots gave me good maneuverability
>After a confused melee, the blob goes down
>Heal the wounded
>Patch someone up, check the Suit Sensor Meter
>HoS is down
>Try to find him, but the Proximity Crew Pinpointer is broken. Run back, print a legit crew pinpointer, find HoS and another secoff dead in the sec checkpoint by Departures. Some miner hacked them up.
>Get the miner with a syrinver dart and he runs away after Beepsky robusts him. I don't pursue fast enough. Turns out this miner was a ling
>Get HoS and secoff back up pretty quick
>Spend most of the rest of the shift fixing people up.
>Some robot named NIGGER is smashing a welding fuel can on the shuttle. I alongside a crowd of others put it down. Other fights break out in shuttle, I help where I can. Someone throws a lot of flashbangs.
>Actually beat a ling in End Of Round CQC.
>I am actually a good doctor.

>Be me
>Be AI
>Super lowpop. Just one other guy on station
>Decide to start experimenting. Ask the guy if it's okay if I experiment with ATMOS
>He says sure
>Ask him to modify the supermatter chamber a bit.
What I had him do was replace the vents with injectors, and swapped out most any point that could limit or stop the flow of gas through the supermatter with straightpipes. I had him crank atmos to engine on and had the mix be 3% plasma, 97% oxygen, the mix to fuse tritium.
>A few more people show up. We mostly convince them to go along with this, except the RD, who I convince to "race" us. If we can blow up the station before he does, we win.
>It's time
>Plasma and oxygen flood into the SM chamber. Within seconds, it's on fire. The gas pressure skyrockets. Warning messages show up. SM integrity plummets.
>The SM delams in like, two minutes flat, and collapses into a black hole which is instantly stage 6. The black hole then tore through the station.
>I ghost and watch the carnage. One guy gets out on the shuttle.
>The guy who helped me set up this experiment was a traitor.
>Never had so much fun as an AI.

To turn the Supermatter into a Black Hole, you need to replace the vents with injectors. It's how many moles of gas are in the SM chamber at the point when it delaminates that dictates whether or not it explodes. I don't think a gas can is enough to do it, you need to plug it in straight to ATMOS.
In the future, I would replace some of the oxygen with CO2 in order to make it harder to approach the supermatter as it delams, and set up the emitters in advance and fire them to accelerate the burn.

>Be Ian Brandon Anderson
>Decide to play one last shift
>Medical doctor
>Despite not being traitor, decide to experiment with toxins. Ask SCI for some humanized monkeys and get dicking around with chloral and fentanyl
>Get bwoinked by admin thinking I'm using SSD people. Calmly explain it's a humanized monkey.
>Save a few people, patch a few people up, distribute death drugs to sec
>Become traitor midround after beefing on nanites and genetics
>Take the blackbox, kill an assistant
>Decide to go for the blackbox first.
>Fuck up and buy the wrong shit with new traitor TC.
>Whatever, break into engineering and dump three chloral/fentanyl syringes into a guy
>Dragging him off to dust him in the SM
>He wakes up, we fight
>He shoves me into the SM
>He trips into the SM
>We both die
>Kek
>I had an esword, nanites, TK, a riot shield, and two rapid syringe guns full of chloral
>Things don't always go according to plan
 
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