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Nuns with guns said:
Trad and I came up with a new medbay design and the boys were just adding a lot of cool shit to it afterwards. I wish I had taken a picture of how medbay looked in the bunker round but this one I like it too because we stole the damn piano.

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Muthafuckin (his BYOND name, uses a random one every round) is great at engineering and sets up a SNES at the break room. I have no idea what he does but it keeps the power on, which is useful because either the AI or a faggot destroying the APC will leave us in the dark. I'm proud to say our department runs like clockwork. Also, Kai had this magnificent idea. I hope Bean Sprout decides to make a small garden here once.

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Bean Sprout is amazing. That guy went from a newbie botanist to the most robust gardener on the station in a few weeks.
 
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Dr W said:
Have a shuttlecall vote at one hour, one hour and a half, and autocall the shuttle at 2 hours in. There was a three hour long shift earlier today that was shit.

Also, have fucking loneops spawn, because on that three hour shift, the disk sat on the Captain's desk for the whole round until the end.
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Better solution would be to up th e late round antag event rates IMO.
 
BarberFerdinand said:
Somehow, no one has an issue with me cultivating doomsday vines, but whatever.
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People on kiwiserver as so used to all antags immediately trying to click them to death that all it takes is 'help, this person i'm standing over covered in blood is dying' and they'll be like 'oh? well, you better get them to medbay'.
 
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Dyn said:
People on kiwiserver as so used to all antags immediately trying to click them to death that all it takes is 'help, this person i'm standing over covered in blood is dying' and they'll be like 'oh? well, you better get them to medbay'.
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I also feel like kudzu is a bit of a sleeper antag choice. People don't really know how bad it can get since the naturally spawned one isn't especially aggressive or interesting.
 
Round 580 just ended and it was something else.

The heads of departments (including me) going full schizo, being brought back as a pod twice, and Runtime spacing Dyn. It was a total shitshow. It was also really funny. Miscommunication is a real issue.

Also, whoever plays Charlotte Plunkett is the sweetest kiwi player out there. Here's a picture she snapped of both of us.

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Dr W said:
Have a shuttlecall vote at one hour, one hour and a half, and autocall the shuttle at 2 hours in. There was a three hour long shift earlier today that was shit.

Also, have fucking loneops spawn, because on that three hour shift, the disk sat on the Captain's desk for the whole round until the end.
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Stop complaining and hope in a positronic brain
 
Yato said:
Stop complaining and hope in a positronic brain
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The problem IMO is that the station isn't designed to last for an extended time and people get bored playing for 1+ hours, meanwhile their job slots don't reopen when they go SSD. Problems that happen early due to imbalanced departments or sabotage or just bad luck are exacerbated in lengthy rounds as cascades of failure start and people have to go to eat or work or just feel like quitting.
 
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I had a really dumb round a few days ago. I spawned as prisoner, and the AI rats me out when I decide to break out (cause there's nothing to do in jail). Cue the detective bucklecuffing me to a bed and telling the AI to bolt me into a cell.

What's even the point of doing that? It'll just make people ghost and fuck off, not sit there and stare at the screen for two hours.
 
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NewFriend said:
Man, I really gotta start playing this game seriously. So far I only managed to get lynched 5 times and only got 3 heads at once to personally come tell me that I'm a faggot
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Sounds like a normal round to me.

In other news, Runtime had kittens. These is a good pic I managed to take of them.

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Things were going smoothly in medbay: we were the only autists that had power the whole round, made our own weapons, were starting our own garden... that was until it blew up and radiation got us while we were still recovering. But we managed to save all the kitties! Here they are at the shuttle.

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NewFriend said:
How did you get your hands on another cat? Do you have to order them from cargo or is there some other, faster method?
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QM said something about cat breeding and getting his hands on Runtime, but he never came for her. Then next round started and the kittens were there, which makes me think it was more of a random event.

Learn the farms culture first. I'm most subforums, expect the obvious shitposting ones, we just don't start random lame threads. There's already a story thread of you want to share this autistic greentext, and a ban appeal one if you want to whine.

With that being said, stupid story. If I had been there I would've eaten your brain in the first time you broke in.
 
this thread is not big enough, so have another """story"""
>be me
>still trying to get a hang of things after not playing the game for 4 years
>roboticist, because easy job
>decide that I'll be a good goy and only make cyborgs this time around
>other roboticist does not give a fuck about my plans but at least waits for Gygaxes
>RD comes it, tells us that he wants a mech army
>meh, why fucking not
>we make 2 gygax mechs
>suddenly the HoS comes in, tells us to borg some lizard
>ligger keeps screaming about how he was unjustly detained and that the HoS is a retard
>am sympathetic to his plight since sec refused to give me secbot parts
>tell the HoS to leave multiple times so that I can set the ligger free, but he doesn't
>do the surgery, screw up and tell the HoS to get some brain meds
>in the mean time I empty the mats from the exosuit fab
>HoS comes back, revives the ligger brain and tells us to make the borg
>"Sorry sir, no mats. You'll have to get us some if you want that borg"
>he falls for it and leaves
>I put the ligger's MMI into the Gygax, tell him to be quiet and go back to the workshop
>the HoS comes back seconds later with the mats
>"Where's the brain?!"
>"Some assistant ran in and stole it, sir"
>"Did he destroy it?"
>"No, just stole it"
>"Fuck, CentComm is gonna fucking kill me"
>HoS runs off again while screaming at his department
>me and the other robo begin to manufacture lethals and non-lethals for the mech
>liggerbot thanks us and leaves
>chill out for a bit, get yelled at by mining because I forgot to upgrade my fabs and drained all the mats from the station
>suddenly HoS comes back
>looks like he didn't like my little prank
>while HoS is yelling at me RD comes in and starts demanding his mech army
>QM and HoP both come in too and start demanding that I upgrade my machines
>all the while some pissed-off egg borg keeps blaring HUMAN HARM
>other roboticist comes in and fucking bolts it immediately
>warden comes in and starts yelling at all of us for being retards
>shuttle arrives and we all decide to board
>the ligger is there, in his mech
>I survive, don't get detained or even beaten up
>I love playing roboticist
 
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Nuns with guns said:
QM said something about cat breeding and getting his hands on Runtime, but he never came for her. Then next round started and the kittens were there, which makes me think it was more of a random event.
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I was a Cargo peon with a QM breeding cats. I don't know what he was doing but it definitely wasn't resulting in a net profit of cats. He built a glass chamber in Cargonia, hooked it up to a big gas cylinder. Came back later and he was in there with a chainsaw and a metric fuck ton of cat gibs.

Guy was amazing, was making it rain bounty cubes that put my gypsy salvaging of abandoned rooms and maintenance crates look pathetic. It was an honor to serve until the spiders got me.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
I was a Cargo peon with a QM breeding cats. I don't know what he was doing but it definitely wasn't resulting in a net profit of cats. He built a glass chamber in Cargonia, hooked it up to a big gas cylinder. Came back later and he was in there with a chainsaw and a metric fuck ton of cat gibs.

Guy was amazing, was making it rain bounty cubes that put my gypsy salvaging of abandoned rooms and maintenance crates look pathetic. It was an honor to serve until the spiders got me.
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Sounds like he was trying to make a Miasma farm. That right there is a QM who knows a thing or two about profit.
 
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Gravemind said:
Sounds like he was trying to make a Miasma farm. That right there is a QM who knows a thing or two about profit.
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I don't know much, I wasn't sure if I was just following orders for an antag, but I wasn't about to question my boss. Saying that it's enough to for me to get the idea of it though, guess we (or at least I) ran out of time to sell the gas tank. Guess that's a way to afford some of the more expensive shuttles.

Speaking of which, that round ended with a shuttle with two altars and a frog statue that the QM and a clown ling killed two survivors and placed on the altar to cause it to start shooting eye beams. No idea what that was or accomplished.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
I don't know much, I wasn't sure if I was just following orders for an antag, but I wasn't about to question my boss. Saying that it's enough to for me to get the idea of it though, guess we (or at least I) ran out of time to sell the gas tank. Guess that's a way to afford some of the more expensive shuttles.
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Generally, if someone makes a contained space hooked to a canister and they're filling that space with corpses and gibs, they're probably making a Miasma chamber, since corpses and gibs tend to produce "dirty" air. This is, indeed, a viable way for Cargo to make money.
 
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