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It's so cool to see this SS13 Community grow, when I played I was a giant clown that did a massive showdown against sec w/ a Secborg, we free'd the prisoners, stole every weapon, and became a nuisance to Nanotrasen, fun times!
 
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Virology almost never has real viruses to cure and is basically useless to the station, so the temptation to fuck around is inevitable.
Only since /tg/ went out of its way to nerf Virology in the ground because it made everyone too resilient if whiny baby traitors waited too long to do things. It used to be very much the opposite problem, too fast and too potent and too formulaic, but now it's highly variable, with tons of options and lots of fun math to do, for fucking zero benefit.
The unfortunate thing is, they had a great idea! Add stat barriers to trait complexity & the more potent effects, add a few more tiers of traits to reduce clutter, so on. This idea was half-implemented at best. Give people a decent reward for playing numbers games with all of these retarded traits. Every single option you have now is so conditional, pedantic, and uninteresting. Splitting the TC/TF combo into four random ass traits that do the job but dumber, or don't do the job at all, is not good or fun or useful. Why doesn't the night one grant night vision at some stage speed tier? Why won't resistance 10 starlight condensation let you shoot laser beams at the cost of some burn damage? Because /tg/ doesn't give a fuck. The goal was to make Virology irrelevant and then never touch it again.
Either revert all of that shit or start plugging away at making use of these cool new systems they totally squandered. I would honestly prefer the latter.

On that topic, the entirety of the new medical system (going back some years now, so "new") is fucking awful. Removing cloners was a mistake and making surgery the one-stop click and drag access point for magically printing living people isn't actually any more engaging than chucking someone in a tube. By requiring constant MD interaction, you deny them any chance of actually saving patients, as one or several members of medbay will always be stuck trying to resuscitate, then the patients they could have saved will die, requiring more resuscitation. Keeping the cloner operable was a one-stop dead guy destination (for midrange cases, low damage was always defibbed and husks already required transplanting), a team effort with Science, and actually viable. Trying to maintain a stat bed, maintain the parts printer, get a surgical bed, attain all the necessary tools get a working defib, etc, means inevitable dysfunction. You don't even have to do a decent bombing anymore, just fucking welding a few doors is enough to absolutely cripple medbay under the right conditions (for long enough that organs decay past viability, necessitating even longer revival processes).

You also can't deliberately clone to remove radiation, you have to hit the pods. You also can't revive ghosts reliably- when they were in the cloning bed, you got a really easy signal that someone was trying to clone you, and people would naturally try a few times before opening the bay. Now they have to shock you multiple times and hope you're still hanging around. Most people don't hang around, that's more bodies on the floor or more chances to miss someone who would be revived by cloning. Access to autocloning is entirely gone, even at the end of the tech tree, taking off another component that encourages sneaky or fast traitor play. Lategame murderboners don't even have to fuck up cloning before they go hard on the hallways, because there simply isn't a risk. Space every new corpse and roll on. To make things worse, what if you do have incompetent medics? Given how the game has progressed, there's enough of a cliff to decent medical care that people simply vanish from the game under a wilting medbay. Almost every facet of the game for nearly a decade was designed with revival of some kind in mind. Again, you can get away with it in a high RP environment, but the ultra-lethal gameplay of SS13 goes from endearing to boring and bad if you're lucky enough to get dragged to medbay... and then dropped on a line of other corpses they don't know how to revive. That actually happened on Kiwistation today, by the way. It wasn't some traitor's dastardly scheme, the poor bastards just couldn't get it up.
Rather than adding complexity, which the new chemistry system does by adding alternative reagents with meaningfully different risks & challenges (I can't believe I'm praising nu/tg/ for anything honestly) this all boils down to everyone in medbay tripping over each-other to do a job that a single machine used to do, instead of the job they're supposed to be doing: keeping the rest of station's crew operable.

Much like the Virology changes, it all feels like someone who never played rounds with decent, or any, antags decided to put their head up their own ass and start "theorycrafting" features before asking what would make them fun or interesting. It basically isn't viable at all outside of a heavily moderated high-RP server. I say that like it's a hypothetical, but it was always pretty much just a coderbus pet project, particularly notorious retard fruit oranges. Honestly, revert anything he ever did just to be safe. Very little would be lost and a lot would be re-added. Separated chemicals has already been brought up in this thread, but it hasn't been pointed out who forced it through (oranges) or why (dumbass who hates fun). Same shit here.

Edit: Also, I wish I could blame it entirely on oranges, but they gutted NTSL from the game right before he took over. There was basically no good reason to do so, and both the markup for paper (this one was oranges) and NTSL just needed to be sanitized to avoid abuse. It wasn't even a hard fix, and StonedOne (and not much later Hippiestation) already had one working before it was "temporarily" (permanently) removed. New players will never know the joys of telecommunications shenanigans unless that shit's reverted. I also think they gutted Telesci, too, because, oh no, doing math to get cool shit is cheating, but consulting the wiki to make the exact same slimes every round for overpowered garbage is totally fine. I haven't played any science to see if it's been re-added since, though.
 
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Generally, if someone makes a contained space hooked to a canister and they're filling that space with corpses and gibs, they're probably making a Miasma chamber, since corpses and gibs tend to produce "dirty" air. This is, indeed, a viable way for Cargo to make money.
Fun fact: this method can also be used to make oxygen if a situation where that isn't avaible in functionally unlimited amounts somehow occurs. Just heat the miasma to at least 170 Celcius with a space heater inside the chamber and then scrub and cool the oxygen.

Fart gas is the most valuable commodity in the universe.
All respectable space banks use the miasma standard.
 
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I just wanted to make donuts, man
 

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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
 
Umpteenth round as a shaft miner, hopelessly searching for my favorite ruin. Didn't find it this time, either, but I did come across Pride's ruin, so I turned myself into an android and went on a spess adventure. I visited many distant locations, filled my mining bag with bananium ore, and finally came across this horror show.

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A surgeon attempting to turn people into catgirls. Absolutely haram, he had to die. Also, he attacked first.

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Then, I found an abandoned ship. A shuttle of my very own! I briefly docked it at the station, but that place was blowing up with ashwalkers, so I headed back into deep space.

Oh, and I stole the cat surgeon's pet. Meet space cat.

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The round ended a little bit later, and my shuttle launched along with the escape pods. Overall, a very comfy shift.
 
Why are the other service positions not available? Was I banned from them?
 

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If you're joining a round in progress there's a limit to how many people can be in one job. The Head of Personnel can request more.
This applies at all times. That's why you can end up being a job that you didn't set to "High" priority at roundstart.
 
Much shorter post this time, remove the shit out of https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/16487 or tweak down the distance dramatically, the bolt currently stretches endlessly.
Throwing items at grilles was about the only way to break them without killing yourself in any situation where you aren't a traitor, greytiders and antags have yellows within a few minutes of round start. To quote the brilliant mind behind it:
It doesn't need to make sense. it just needs to zap the grey-shirts untill they stop doing it.
This is the worst kind of game design, it's pretty much just spite code with no regard for how the game itself plays out. If greytiders are a problem, encourage the server to get better fucking security or play it yourself, or (worst case) let the admins take care of them, don't break a nice mechanic for the memes.
To make things worse, I think they patched out the tesla AOE kill functionality, where the bolt zaps everyone nearby, so even the fun part of the change is gone. Just kill it.
 
I can't find any info on how to build transit tubes. I set up the tube system but it doesn't work. When I alt-click it shows the pod is "unattached" but I have no idea how to attach it. I usually build it and build a through station over it. It looks like it should work.
 
Can we make handing out AA as the HOP a job ban? It's the most irritating shit in existence.

EDIT: Hell, command roles should be held to a way higher standard and shitting them up should be a job ban.
 
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Can we make handing out AA as the HOP a job ban? It's the most irritating shit in existence.

EDIT: Hell, command roles should be held to a way higher standard and shitting them up should be a job ban.
Giving AA to mimes and clowns is based, but you should be allowed to beat the crap out of them and take it back.

I can't find any info on how to build transit tubes. I set up the tube system but it doesn't work. When I alt-click it shows the pod is "unattached" but I have no idea how to attach it. I usually build it and build a through station over it. It looks like it should work.
I think it works like disposals pipes. You gotta wrench then weld them down to the floor.
 
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Giving AA to mimes and clowns is based, but you should be allowed to beat the crap out of them and take it back.
One or two isn't an issue. Poorly worded on my part. I meant HOP's just announcing free AA and handing it out to anyone that wanders by. It always, without fail leaders to people shitting up, trashing other departments and the shuttle getting called after armoury gets looted.
 
Also, have fucking loneops spawn, because on that three hour shift, the disk sat on the Captain's desk for the whole round until the end.
They are enabled, it was probably a case of none of the ghosts having nukies enabled or really bad luck
 
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That's an awfully long post for being so wrong. I'm convinced you haven't played medbay once on kiwi station. It's the only department on the server that is competent.

Fuck cloning.

Medbay is fun right now because everyone works as a team, and surgery is a good system, and chemicals are still extremely good. Just not when they are dead. If you are going to add back in cloning just remove medbay because there would be no point. Fuck it the server would be better without cryotubes too.

Medbay is the only department with a consistent player base, just leave it alone, and don't fuck it up cuz this guy is salty no-one wants to work to revive him cuz he's a dick.
 
Friendly reminder that cloning still exists.


You don't even really need a botanist, any of the medical staff could. Ask botany to give you (or just break in and take it) a pack of cabbage seeds, a bottle of L4Z, and then grab a couple trays from the public garden and bam, you have a cloning factory that requires absolutely minimal maintenance.

Not that any of this is even needed, though, because Yato is right about Med being on point.
 
Hey the TG wiki is shithouse for out engine so here it is

STEP 1: SAFETY

The SM Crystal is bad for you and will give you brain damage put on the rad suits in hallway between Atmos and engine. Also grab a pair of Mesons so the crystal doesnt make you hallucinate

Step 2: KNOW YOUR PIPES


Now for some basic pipe knowledge

2.1 The Pump


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Pumps gas through pipes, Gas WILL NOT pass through when off effectively blocking it You can set the pressure MAKE SURE TO HIT MAX IN THE UI WITH AN OPEN HAND

2.2 The Filter

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Pumps gas but GAS highlighted GREEN in the FILTER MENU Will be PUSHED to the SLASH ARROW (Pointing up in this case) with all other gas following the main path (To the left). When TURNED OFF will BLOCK GAS, when no FILTER SET when ON will push ALL GAS to main line

Step 3: The Loop

Here is your roundstart engine for reference

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Here is an annotated version of the loop to illustrate what we are doing

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We want to push cold Coolant gas (N2) into the engine to absorb heat, it then sucks the hot air and waste gas to be pushed into the space coolant loop which cools it to nice and freezing, it then gets pumped to the filter which filters our coolant N2 back into the loop of the engine to take more heat whilst dumping the hot explosive waste gasses into space

Step 4: Actually doing it (Text instructions below)
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1. Wrench the N2 canisters outlined in black to the ports

2. Make sure all the Pumps in LIGHT BLUE are ON and TURNED TO MAX (4500L/s) Some of these pumps like the space loop will already be on but not at MAX PRESSURE

3.Make Sure All the PUMPS and FILTERS in
RED are OFF

4. Make sure the FILTERS in
GREEN are turned ON, These do NOT NEED A FILTER SET (All gas names BLUE)

5. Make sure the FILTER in
YELLOW is set to filter N2 THIS IS IMPORTANT or your coolant will be ejected into space

6. Click on the AIR ALARM in GREY go to SCRUBBER CONTROLS and click the SCRUBBING buttopn on all the SCRUBBERS to set them to SIPHONING eg.



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7. ADD Plasma Canisters to the RADIATION COLLECTORS Circled in BLACK, then make sure they are extended with a green light

8. Press the shutters button in WHITE to close the shutters

9. Activate the EMITTERS in GREY at the top, be careful to not walk into the BEAM

Step 5: Checking your work

God willing your engine will now be creating power and irradiating you, and not destabilising for reference here is a set up engine below

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To make it clearer in this picture FILTERS in GREEN are ON with NO FILTER (All Blue)

Filter in BLUE is filtering N2 (N2 is highlighted in green)

Filters in RED are OFF

ALL ON PUMPS ARE MAXED PRESSURE

the SPIDER is DEAD because of your GENIUS

Thanks for reading my blog
tl;dr engine go brrr
 
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