Official The Last Stand Hate Thread

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POV: you're a white woman next to an egg carton and @The Last Stand
Man I forgot how much of a banger this fucking song is! Eggman definitely had the best song from Heroes.

On to Granny man, he didn’t seem like a bad dude but going through the past few months of the GTA thread kind makes you get annoyed with his gimmick. He wasn’t really creative with it either, just post and than bam old lady. Or if you made any comment about a woman or maybe talking about attractive women and you’d know the second he posted what it was going to be lol.
 
I saw The Last Stand at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. Not like he did for all those female Kiwifarms users that he troubled for Crush pics.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. He then told her that if she had any photos of her crushing freshly boiled eggs, to hit him up at the address on the card he swiftly deposited in her store uniform. Guy was a smooth operator, and had obviously done this kind of thing before. I'll give him that.

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All shitgiggles aside. TLS, if you are reading this, if the mighty J does let you back on, for the love of sweet baby jesus, just stop being so fucking autistic. No one cares about the gimmick.. It was fun for a while.

You now have the golden opportunity of all opportunities. Get yourself a proper fucking avatar, mate! Adolf Hitler morphed in to Joosh or something that hasn't been done before (good luck wid dat!).

You also have the golden opportunity to share your oh so wacky opinions on world politics with the rest of the Kiwifarms contingent. Don't do yourself down! And don't deny us the opportunity to rip you a well deserved new-one. You can do it.

I think I need to STFU before I get banned and someone makes a thread about me. Doh!
 

Ok well I guess I will have to be the one to talk about how gay it is for a mod and a bunch of users to form a conspiracy against a person they obviously have a personal issue with without the slightest evidence to back it up when that person is unable to defend themselves at all. Further to that point I'd say that TLS was using reaction images for as long as I can remember and given this personal beef the whole banning is sus cause like why this one? why now?
 
Ok well I guess I will have to be the one to talk about how gay it is for a mod and a bunch of users to form a conspiracy against a person they obviously have a personal issue with without the slightest evidence to back it up when that person is unable to defend themselves at all. Further to that point I'd say that TLS was using reaction images for as long as I can remember and given this personal beef the whole banning is sus cause like why this one? why now?


The day they start banning people for being tasteless assholes will be the death of this site.

But boiled eggs? Really?

Fuck.
 
Creepy nigger.

"...You have to crush and eat all the eggs under high heels...."

BP posters know the score....

He was a fucking creep.

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Am I the only one that finds it a little concerning that a clique of users including a mod just tried to gayop some animal cruelty fetish on the guy when he just got banned for using a reaction image?
Yeah that’s pretty fucking faggy to have mods here fabricate this sex pest story when all the dude did was get a temp ban for being a sperg. That’s some Reddit tranny janny shit.
I’m not gonna say that they made the stuff about TLS up, but I am gonna say it’s awfully weird that the people who took screenshots whenever people like WolfeTone or thegooddoctor acted like spergs suddenly are unable to provide deets that a dude was trying to solicit roadkill crush porn from random female kiwis (which seems very similar to the shit WolfeTone was doing that started his whole saga).

Accusing someone of being a necro-zoophile is a pretty fucking serious allegation and so far I’ve seen Jack and squat to substantiate it.
 
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