G-d bless China! Does anyone know any easy tips to boost social credit school? Also can we utilize WeChat emoticons/memes? Here's a couple of my favorite ones:
Xi Chinkping is going to one up Russia and try to invade Taiwan! The East Asian Afghanistan, military wise. Ukraine is a superflat world, any nigger can invade flat lands for at least some time. But Taiwan is all mountains and shit. Surely it won't be a catastrophic failure...right guys?
The fact that this thjread both admires Xi, and also makes fun of his biggest social blunder simultaneously. is why i love this place. What do we need to do for our chinese overlords this weeks? Need launch codes?
Kiwi-Chinese Treaty:
Despite the harsh previous rhetoric against both the people and the ideological leadership of the Chinese Communist Party, Null and Kiwi Farms have now reached out to us, requesting a mutually beneficial treaty.
THE CAPITALISTS ARE A WORSE THREAT TO US BOTH!
I once saw Xi at a grocery store in Hong Kong. I went over and said hi, and that I didn't want to make a big deal out of it or anything. He said "Oh, rike you doin' now?" And opened and closed his fist in front of my face about five times.
Thank you Chinese Communist Party. The great words of the eternal Chairman Mao echo throughout our halls and hearts! Once again the Imperialist West has been btfo by the might of Chinese Socialism!
As a representative of the Italian american people I bestow the title of commendatore on glorious god-President Xi Jinping of China!
NUMBER ONE FOREVER!
I would like to personally send my kind regards to the Great People's Republic of China. Truly they are the best nation of this world, superseding in societal, economic and technological advances.