Official Zoomer Dox Thread

[Two Hands]

Sorry HiperborianWrightsActtivist. I meant to say docksed.

I've never understood this. I'm a zoomer and when I first started using the internet I knew to stay anonymous -- don't use your real birthday, don't use your real name, don't use your real email to make accounts, don't state where you live . . . if anything it seems like boomers are more prone to self-dox.

Children and boomers are similar in that they're both naive and unaware of the risks. The kids have an excuse, their parents just tossed 'em an iPad and told them to figure it out. The boomers never learned anything besides the existence of the hacker known as 4chan. They'll gladly dox themselves and their families on Facebook. Give them a little push and they'll give you access to their retirement funds.

Anyone care for a dox speedrun?

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Maybe with pretendo in the future?
miiverse was cool and all, but what I really miss is the Animal Crossing New Leaf online multiplayer. I really hope Pretendo works on it instead of fucking mariokart. Street pass was so fun too. I’m guessing that still works but it’s not the same anyways.


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From what I see they are making a lot of progress with the project on both Wii U and 3DS, we are so back.

btw I kinda feel identified with the first image...

 

[pork and beans]

From what I see they are making a lot of progress with the project on both Wii U and 3DS, we are so back.

btw I kinda feel identified with the first image...

I had no idea! Thats cool. I really do hope they get to Animal crossing multiplayer.

heh yeah that image is very real.... down to the white monster... I would've added a few more years though, makes no sense to cut it at 03...