Oh crap

[Ramborambo]

The backup sites are at the top of the page again. Does this mean Josh expects another dos incoming? Or does this have more to do with the current hosting situation being so shaky?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

注意！这就是中共。我们已经购买了奇异果农场100％的股份。别担心，像以前一样，所有人仍然可以取笑Lolcows， 我们的服务条款将有一些小变化：

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1.反应分数将直接报告给CCP。遵循 @AnOminous 方法，您将获得丰厚的回报，因为他的高分使他在政府将军办公室中具有一席之地。


2.对印度，日本或越南的任何形式的同情都会使您的反应分数降低5000。对我们亲爱的领导人和出色的政府的任何批评也会使您的反应分数降低5000，并在您的个人资料上留下永久的“自闭症”标签在你名字旁边。


3.约什（Josh）将在每个星期五的12:00 pm更新有关中国的进步以及我们作为世界上最美好的国家所取得的成就的最新消息。确保您不会错过他的公告，并保持最新状态。


4.“优胜者”贴纸将被中国国旗取代，这是任何人都可以获得的最大奖牌。


5.禁止黑鬼和变性人。即时有效。



就这些。希望您今天过得愉快。同样，任何看过 @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg 的人，请把他报告给当局，因为他需要被送到再教育中心。

 

[Ramborambo]

1.反应分数将直接报告给CCP。遵循 @AnOminous 方法，您将获得丰厚的回报，因为他的高分使他在政府将军办公室中具有一席之地。

I'd rather kill myself.

2.对印度，日本或越南的任何形式的同情都会使您的反应分数降低5000。对我们亲爱的领导人和出色的政府的任何批评也会使您的反应分数降低5000，并在您的个人资料上留下永久的“自闭症”标签在你名字旁边。

We already have that badge, it's called True and Honest.

3.约什（Josh）将在每个星期五的12:00 pm更新有关中国的进步以及我们作为世界上最美好的国家所取得的成就的最新消息。确保您不会错过他的公告，并保持最新状态。

Can't wait! That would be genuinely enjoying to watch, especially when the man off screen pokes him with a sharp stick everytime he goes off script lol

4.“优胜者”贴纸将被中国国旗取代，这是任何人都可以获得的最大奖牌。

5.禁止黑鬼和变性人。即时有效。

While I agree with the premise, that just takes all the fun out of it.

就这些。希望您今天过得愉快。同样，任何看过 @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg 的人，请把他报告给当局，因为他需要被送到再教育中心。

Hear that, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg ?
他! you just got pwned.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

I'd rather kill myself.

We already have that badge, it's called True and Honest.

Can't wait! That would be genuinely enjoying to watch, especially when the man off screen pokes him with a sharp stick everytime he goes off script lol



While I agree with the premise, that just takes all the fun out of it.

Hear that, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg ?
他! you just got pwned.

you'll need to translate that gibberish for me to even know what you demented deviant dorks are all in a dither about, douche canoe.

 

[Ramborambo]

you'll need to translate that gibberish for me to even know what you demented deviant dorks are all in a dither about, douche canoe.

Ngl, little spicier than I expected. Good effort, Tom!

Also, CONTAINMENT BREACH!

 

[Epic Fail Man]

you'll need to translate that gibberish for me to even know what you demented deviant dorks are all in a dither about, douche canoe.

您因与狗发生性关系并假扮女性而被捕。 请跟我到再教育营。

 

[Ramborambo]

Tom, they even know about your dog related exploits in CHINA! They slaughter dogs for consumption, and even they are disgusted by you.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The Russians are coming for Santa Hitler and will succeed this time.

 

[Shiversblood]

China return that package of dogs that came from the other countries directly exported directly to the USA this is the only way to try and get that China away from that dog. Like taking a dog back home from Afganistan from or on a safari in Africa. Just spit balling ideas.