Ok serious question - Has anyone met their wife on this site?

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If you go looking for love on this website, you may as well go full Peter Coffin and then go straight to Greenland. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
 
All jokes aside, has anyone met the love of their life on here? Happily married? Or LOL is this site based on too much bullshit for anyone to take another user that seriously?
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I'm sure everyone in this thread is taking you very seriously indeed.

I am not trying to sound desperate or whatever.
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RetardedCat said:
I'll marry anyone who has:
A. money
B. a dick
C. US citizenship

PM me if you're interested in me taking all your money and turning it into video games and pizza.
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Damnit. What's the point of being over six feet and having lots of money if you can't even be an eagle-blooded American?

I was so looking forward to all that pizza and vidya, too.
 
My boss just fired me he found out I signed up on here and said he lost his wife when she got an account here. Says she got banged like it was so much fun. Apparently none of the women on here want anything but to get banged so just don't mention it or some shit. They will arrive.
 
formershroomeryuser said:
My boss just fired me he found out I signed up on here and said he lost his wife when she got an account here. Says she got banged like it was so much fun. Apparently none of the women on here want anything but to get banged so just don't mention it or some shit. They will arrive.
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What's her username? Assuming this isn't complete schizoposting which is :optimistic:.
 
The Shadow said:
I think two people from KF mating is how we're gonna get more obviously expressed mutants. But instead of cool powers like bone claws or walking through walls it will just be a third butt cheek or something.
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God Damn it, this made me laugh because it reminded me of the Monty Python sketch about the guy with 3 buttocks.

I remember according to that one thread asking married Kiwis how life was, most seemed pretty happy. I know I am.
 
formershroomeryuser said:
My boss just fired me he found out I signed up on here and said he lost his wife when she got an account here. Says she got banged like it was so much fun. Apparently none of the women on here want anything but to get banged so just don't mention it or some shit. They will arrive.
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well that took a dramatic turn

that being said if we're listing our requirements for relationships my landing permission is about to expire so if you've got functioning genitals and Japanese citizenship I have just enough to pay for a bargain basement wedding/subsequent divorce
 
formershroomeryuser said:
My boss just fired me he found out I signed up on here and said he lost his wife when she got an account here. Says she got banged like it was so much fun. Apparently none of the women on here want anything but to get banged so just don't mention it or some shit. They will arrive.
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The women of kiwifarms ache for you (sexually). Keep acting exactly how you're acting right now, and you'll get more female attention than you can handle.
 
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