OKCupid update?

[Holdek]

Nah. There are lots of metrics in his life that are on the upswing.
His weight.
His cholesterol.
His blood pressure.

Up up up and no sign of going down.

That's what I mean.

That manchild just doesn't want to do any sort of fucking work.
Remember when he made a mess on the bed in the middle of the night? Rather than telling his mom he just moved to the couch.

And then had a wet dream on the couch. He went from being scared for his life and shitting his sheets to getting horny and ejaculating on the family couch. In one night.

It truly is never ending with this man(child).

No, he didn't sleep on the family couch i don't think? He has a couch in his bedroom, how could he sleep on the family couch in the living room if no-one could access it with all the junk?

You're right. My bad.