Old School Chris Crap

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NegaCWC said:
The first email is copied verbatim from an email Chris sent to Katie Bay on 26 July 2009 (in the CWCki version no names are redacted). The only difference I can see between the email on the CWCki and the email your provided is that the second one starts with the word 'damn'. This leads me to question the authenticity of your leaked emails, but than again I also recall that Marvin once said that Chris often has a tendency to send identical messages to various different people, so it might be that your content is authentic after all.
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Oh, all these emails are genuine.
 
I really wish Chris would have made more videos during his brief adventures in alcohol.
Has anyone ever noticed Chris tends to embrace things he use to have a strong aversion to? He use to think alcohol was "evil" but then went through a brief alcoholic phase. He use to hate all gays (lesbians included) but now openly identifies as a lesbian. Maybe soon Chris will be donning a Guy Fawkes mask and shouting "lulz epik ween anon legion!"
 
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butt in trouble said:
I really wish Chris would have made more videos during his brief adventures in alcohol.
Has anyone ever noticed Chris tends to embrace things he use to have a strong aversion to? He use to think alcohol was "evil" but then went through a brief alcoholic phase. He use to hate all gays (lesbians included) but ow openly identifies as a lesbian. Maybe soon Chris will be donning a Guy Fawkes mask and shouting "lulz epik ween anon legion!"
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Definitely don't forget the blue arms, of which he owns multiple copies.
 
butt in trouble said:
I really wish Chris would have made more videos during his brief adventures in alcohol.
Has anyone ever noticed Chris tends to embrace things he use to have a strong aversion to? He use to think alcohol was "evil" but then went through a brief alcoholic phase. He use to hate all gays (lesbians included) but ow openly identifies as a lesbian. Maybe soon Chris will be donning a Guy Fawkes mask and shouting "lulz epik ween anon legion!"
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Fatty has no real moral code beyond what feels good at the present moment.

The word hypocrisy has literally zero meaning to him.
 
Marvin said:
It's been talked about before, but I love "Michael Love the F Out of Mary Lee Walsh!". Like Mike's going to know who Mary Lee Walsh is.
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This is my first time seeing that email, but it sounds like the last straw that led to Chris's ban from the Game Place was....vandalizing store property.

Just like Target. Just like Wal-Mart. Just like (probably) Game Stop. It's amazing how the cycles of his life keep repeating over and over.
 
Chairman Meow said:
This is my first time seeing that email, but it sounds like the last straw that led to Chris's ban from the Game Place was....vandalizing store property.

Just like Target. Just like Wal-Mart. Just like (probably) Game Stop. It's amazing how the cycles of his life keep repeating over and over.
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He's the sort of patron retail dislikes. He's rude, smelly, obnoxious, hits on the female employees if they show the (required) amount of interest, vandalizes property and believes, honestly, that he's above the rules and the law. I am amused that this pattern stretches so far back into his past. Snyder was correct in banning his stupid ass. Chris's sort of customer turns other customers off.

Overall, so far, goddamn does he think his shit doesn't stink. I've met some real shit heels in my time on this great blue Earth but he really takes the cake in many respects. He's the sort of person we'd trick the new employee into helping as a initiation prank.
 
I actually think that Chris wasn't terribly inebriated from a physical viewpoint, more like a 13 year old who had a few sips of beer and goes: "Waaaaaah I'm so drunk lol!!!!!"

 
I like how Chris brings up Christopher like he's a seperate person with no explanation in his manifesto, on top of the other ridiculous troll questions Snyder has no context for. Everytime Chris brings up Micheal Snyder, I'm reminded of how much of a truly exceptional individual Chris is.
 
kobebyarlant said:
I like how Chris brings up Christopher like he's a seperate person with no explanation in his manifesto, on top of the other ridiculous troll questions Snyder has no context for. Everytime Chris brings up Micheal Snyder, I'm reminded of how much of a truly exceptional individual Chris is.
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Oh, funny story about that. He considers "Christopher" his "evil self" or whatever in his left(?) eye. One of his eyes. This evil self of him does horrible things like run snakes over. I know he told a certain gal pal this, but I don't quite recall if he ever wrote about it. Or is this knowledge already known? It's hard to keep up with what was safe to release and what wasn't.
 
Thanks for Releasing this stuff! Hope to see more xD

Sort of sucks the whole "horded cocks" thing was true after all these years.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Oh, funny story about that. He considers "Christopher" his "evil self" or whatever in his left(?) eye. One of his eyes. This evil self of him does horrible things like run snakes over. I know he told a certain gal pal this, but I don't quite recall if he ever wrote about it. Or is this knowledge already known? It's hard to keep up with what was safe to release and what wasn't.
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He said that somewhere, although I can't recall exactly where. He tried playing the multiple personalities thing with both Kacey and the trolls, and told people (as JenkinsJenkies) that the ghost of Christopher haunted 14BC alongside Patty, and they would kill them if they tried to go there.
 
Not surprisingly, this Christopher/Christian nonsense is the kind of thing you read about in child psychology. It sounds cool to him, which makes it true. Except when it isn't true or he forgets about it.
 
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