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LoveYouLongTime

LoveYouLongTime

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So I've been sitting on hundreds of emails by Chris to a certain lady gal pal of his since 2009. Shit didn't get released earlier because I didn't want to compromise anyone, plus I'm really fucking lazy. I'm sifting through them to try and pull the "best" ones. If you can take my word for it, most of Chris' emails are fairly boring and repetitive. This is a time before Chris' victim complex took full blown control and he was capable of having conversations without bitching. Sooooo, without further ado here are a few emails of our favorite autistic from years ago(and if these attachments don't come out right, sorry for being such a scrub).

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We already knew CWCville was about as far-removed from democratic government as one could get, but it's always nice to have confirmation.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
So I've been sitting on hundreds of emails by Chris to a certain lady gal pal of his since 2009. Shit didn't get released earlier because I didn't want to compromise anyone, plus I'm really fucking lazy. I'm sifting through them to try and pull the "best" ones. If you can take my word for it, most of Chris' emails are fairly boring and repetitive. This is a time before Chris' victim complex took full blown control and he was capable of having conversations without bitching. Sooooo, without further ado here are a few emails of our favorite autistic from years ago(and if these attachments don't come out right, sorry for being such a scrub).

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Even his smilies are autistic.
 
Goddamn, that part about him sneaking alcohol to get "tipsy" with was pretty depressing. I'm actually glad his crippling Lego addiction saved him from a crippling alcohol addiction.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Goddamn, that part about him sneaking alcohol to get "tipsy" with was pretty depressing. I'm actually glad his crippling Lego addiction saved him from a crippling alcohol addiction.
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Alcohol? Legos? Either way, he's still not rescued from his crippling fantasy addiction.
 
Y'know, sometimes reading about OPL's antics raises my spirits, but reading about how he got so drunk that he tried to grab a cartoon characters breasts through the TV screen...just :heart-empty:
 
I love how Chris is so insistent on using the word "tipsy" instead of "drunk", even when he's so blasted he's trying to grope the TV.

Does Chris even still drink? Alcohol hasn't come up in a while as far as I know.
 
I like how he follows the admission that he was drunk and tried to touch a cartoon character's breasts with "Soo Silly" instead of "Really fuckin' disturbing"
 
Holy crap! You can actually understand what he's typing and its not a giant autistic word-salad with capitalizations on every other word.

Its kinda sad to see how far his communication has deteriorated. :( Anyone got a theory as to why his writing has gone downhill so much?
 
SOINCHU said:
Holy crap! You can actually understand what he's typing and its not a giant autistic word-salad with capitalizations on every other word.

Its kinda sad to see how far his communication has deteriorated. :( Anyone got a theory as to why his writing has gone downhill so much?
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Blue arms.
 
SOINCHU said:
Holy crap! You can actually understand what he's typing and its not a giant autistic word-salad with capitalizations on every other word.

Its kinda sad to see how far his communication has deteriorated. :( Anyone got a theory as to why his writing has gone downhill so much?
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"MENTAL STRESS" would be my choice.
 
I was going to say that I miss this Chris, but I guess drunkenly groping cartoon boobs on a TV screen isn't much of a leap from, you know, being turned on by a woman-shaped piss stain.
 
SOINCHU said:
Holy crap! You can actually understand what he's typing and its not a giant autistic word-salad with capitalizations on every other word.

Its kinda sad to see how far his communication has deteriorated. :( Anyone got a theory as to why his writing has gone downhill so much?
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Lack of use, probably. He lives with his mom and only goes out to pepper spray innocents buy more bideo shames so he doesn't get much practice with the spoken or written word.
 
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