OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP!

[DykesDykesChina]

This is a coincidence... please tell me it's a coincidence, OMG PLEASE!

Translation of text:
"Hello, my name is Christian, Alias Chrischan.
I live together with my Aibos in Karlsruhe.
Besides the Aibos, my hobby is building models.
I also play World of Warcraft on the Server Blackrock."

Okay, there's a hyper dorky individual in Karlsruhe who spergs about Aibos (robot dogs), creates extremely clumsy websites about his hobbies and looks like THIS.

Guys I'm SCARED. VERY SCARED!!!!

:?

 

[Bob's Fries]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

This is a coincidence... please tell me it's a coincidence, OMG PLEASE!

Translation of text:
"Hello, my name is Christian, Alias Chrischan.
I live together with my Aibos in Karlsruhe.
Besides the Aibos, my hobby is building models.
I also play World of Warcraft on the Server Blackrock."

Okay, there's a hyper dorky individual in Karlsruhe who spergs about Aibos (robot dogs), creates extremely clumsy websites about his hobbies and looks like THIS.

Guys I'm SCARED. VERY SCARED!!!!

:?

The German Clone Saga

But honestly, in terms of looks and what you say for now... Sure. But until he gets trolled like Chris-Chan, can we finally determine whether or not he's a clone.

 

[Cole Smithey]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

Well, this young man seems to be a talented fine scale modeler...Quite unlike our favorite man child.

 

[spaps]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE? ... AGAIN?

 

[CatParty]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

He has absolutely no idea

 

[Spatchmo]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

Well, this young man seems to be a talented fine scale modeler...Quite unlike our favorite man child.

Yeah, if he built the models in that picture this guy obviously has some talent. I would never be able to put something like that together.

 

[CatParty]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

He really needs to know how the moniker of "chrischan" is an albatross he does not want.

 

[Seahorses]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

I for one approve of scale model building.

 

[CWCissey]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

The scale modelling makes him seem like a pretty cool guy. I love that shit!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

Thing is, "Chrischan" (pronounced "Kree-shun") is a common - though somewhat archaic/rustic - abbrevation of the name Christian in German.

Nothing against scale modeling, but the dude still comes across autistic as hell, and together with having a rather rotund bespectacled face, the abbrevation Chrischan is sorta... ominous? foreboding? I'm looking for the right word here...

 

[Abhor-able]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

This is grim news. Have you informed the Inquisition?

ominous? foreboding? I'm looking for the right word here...

He's a threat to the free world!

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

Well he looks a little odd yes but he's not as bad as Chris as it seems. I like his scale models though. They look quite nice. And they seem way more original than Chris's lego crap; including the one about CWCville.

 

[Surtur]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

Felt this belonged in Lolcow more than Chris.

 

[Judge Holden]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

This is grim news. Have you informed the Inquisition?

The good news is they are sending an exterminatus fleet.

The bad news.... they put Commander Boreale in charge, so the fleet was lost after Boreale ordered it to destroy the planet via Steel Rehn (I.e. colliding with the planet)

 

[Abhor-able]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

Have him do a downfall parody. Then take a picture of his parents faces when they find out. Hopefully it works out.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Re: OMG There's a clone of him on the loose in Germany, HELP

Brother, the Hulkster feels responsible for this due to the Hulkster's part in bringing down the Berlin wall by defeating Nikolai Volkoff.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Three years is such a long time, especially on Kiwi Farms...