Onboarding program for new Kiwi Farms employees?

[Hellspawn]

How do I become a good forum member?

 

[byuu]

You already failed.
Delete your account.

 

[Mal0]

Lurk moar

 

[Meat Target]

Welcome. Now drop them pants.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Step one: Give me your credit card information, home address, SSN, phone number, and a list of your fears.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Send pictures of your asshole to @Baby Yoda. That is the only way to unlock all of the privileges' of the forum.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Try to avoid telling stories about yourself unless they're in the appropriate place, relevant, and actually interesting. Steer clear of saying "I or we" as much as you can, but it's okay to sometimes. Don't annoy or tag dear leader and jannies in retarded shit. Try to be civil, but sometimes one must call another a niggerfaggot. Try to be insightful, informative, and bring something new to a discussion.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Do not make fucking threads like this

 

[Cup Noodle]

Try to avoid telling stories about yourself unless they're in the appropriate place, relevant, and actually interesting. Steer clear of saying "I or we" as much as you can, but it's okay to sometimes. Don't annoy or tag dear leader and jannies in retarded shit. Try to be civil, but sometimes one must call another a niggerfaggot. Try to be insightful, informative, and bring something new to a discussion.

Those are actually really good and insightful rules for someone who wants to keep their head down and not get shit on. Personally, I break them all and have a lot of fun with it.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

99 sign loose balloons get everything butter holding her 99 single balloons no no no no no no no no no no no no