One thing I realized what makes Helldivers 2 awesome

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I don't know if its juts me, but compared to CoD or Fortnite, barely any kids/trannies play the game. Either way, it's for the better, honestly. It makes the whole game's theming way more cohesive if there is no rainbow flags, unicorn skins, product placement, and barely relevant celebrities in what is supposed to be a "Mature" game. The clunky aiming mechanics and actually threatening friendly fire are also big turnoffs for the squeakers. They would quit after getting blown up one too many times by their own airstrikes.
 
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Your optimism about a game from Sweden, getting continually prodded and salivated over by Soyny of all companies is very sweet. The only reason they haven't added LGBTBBQMAP+ flag capes you can wear on your genderfluid body type A/B heckin-valid-divers is because they know damn well that's going to create a meteoric rise in friendly fire incidents and a related "(((optics)))!!" fiasco where they lose about half their paypiggies.
 
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The last time I heard a tranny voice in helldivers, they kept getting friendly fired until they left.

Helldivers is not a game for children. Not because it's especially obscene, but because neither the game nor your teammates are going to give you any gradient to not being the next chew toy of some filthy bugs.
 
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Elite Kipchak said:
the game doesn't even attempt to hide the fact that it's a satirical critique of the capital R Right, i honestly would have expected it to be the other way around. maybe the friendly fire really does make a difference.
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This isn't exactly true.

The game is a parody of a parody. Don't forget -- people somehow missed the point of Starship Troopers for nearly 10 years unless they'd read the books.

The thing about Starship Troopers is that it isn't actually a critique of capitalism; capitalism is almost never brought up beyond the knowledge that it is a capitalistic society.

It's a critique of government propaganda and false narratives in the face of clear reality (except if you watch the trilogy and ST3 and the books, the Federation IS actually right and ARE the good guys). Normal games and people on the right are the most to live this.

Oddly enough Starship Troopers also isn't especially popular in the left. It's a movie hyped up by centrists and the right. Something about the unapologetic Western style glory driving of democracy and supremacy over lower life forms seems to scare the trannies. Wonder why...

The friendly fired definitely helps though. You can easily escape punishment by having team mates line up 'accidental' friendly fire of annoyances in sequence which negates the detection system for griefing and bypasses the automated postmatch report system.

Helldivers also doesn't have any gendered character selection beyond voice, so not so Hecking reaffirming.
 
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Londo said:
The friendly fired definitely helps though. You can easily escape punishment by having team mates line up 'accidental' friendly fire of annoyances in sequence which negates the detection system for griefing and bypasses the automated postmatch report system.
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It's just like being in the real military!
 
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Londo said:
The friendly fired definitely helps though. You can easily escape punishment by having team mates line up 'accidental' friendly fire of annoyances in sequence which negates the detection system for griefing and bypasses the automated postmatch report system.
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Or just don't be a nigger and play on PC like you should have been from the start where reporting doesn't do anything because the reports are all through PSN.
 
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Having the restraint to keep bullshit artstyle breaking shit out any game will always be a huge positive. Every modern multiplayer games looks like complete shit with all the awful garish neon cosmetics that retards spend hundreds for because it's a "super limited exclusive big dick edition cosmetic" that you can only get RIGHT NOW. They spend so much money and it always looks like shit and goes as far away from the artstyle as possible to try to seem special.
I try to play halo for some nice nostalgia and I'm blinded with fucking pride armors, and medieval armor that looks like it's from another fucking game because some fag though he was so clever for making a spartan pun and didn't think for a second on how it would actually affect the look of the game that I've spent 15 getting used to.
It's all that fucking banana hats fault, sure you could paint it into a moonman hat but it opened pandoras box
 
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couldn't you talk about that shit in the nerfdivers 2 thread?
oh wait
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nevermind.
 
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Yes this surely is the most skibidibased notflavorofthemonth tradcore retrorizzer 2000kino slop.
I'm sure its developers and Sony aren't just hiding their power level until the eventual rugpull comes with the next updates and its guaranteed sequel.
 
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Inco G. Nito said:
Or just don't be a nigger and play on PC like you should have been from the start where reporting doesn't do anything because the reports are all through PSN.
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I'm on PC. It's a Sony Game and you'll still get your account banned on PC for fucking up.
 
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Londo said:
The friendly fired definitely helps though. You can easily escape punishment by having team mates line up 'accidental' friendly fire of annoyances in sequence which negates the detection system for griefing and bypasses the automated postmatch report system.
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If you bring the Eagle cluster bomb airstrike everyone will think you're just retarded instead of griefing.
 
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